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Skydiver nicknames?

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We have Tarzan. He landed in one of the only trees around. It was jump 13, load 13, and rig 13.



DDDDDDAAAANG, I have jumped at your DZ and only remember one tiny little tree, Is the tree dead now? You guys are going to have no oxygen! Quick bring all the house plants in!
So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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Hmmm, let's see.

I'm known to many as either Feisty or MamaBird.

As for students at my dz: Tits McGee, Pinecone, Lucky.

One of our jumpers landed in powerlines and now she's called Sparkles. That's my list.
"I don't know where it is that I'm going, but wherever it is there I'll be!" --quoted by me

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here's the ones i've heard in my time so far in the sport:

catfish, demo, voodoo, doc, radio, split tail, tuna, stitches, windsock, mc lovin, treeman, frenchy, peanut, fucker, crazy dave, sparkles, potter, kingfisher and burbles.
diamonds are a dawgs best friend

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We had a "Lucky" too.

Guy had something like 7 reserve rides in his first 30 jumps.

Scary thing is a couple years later USPA called him 'jumpmaster'.:S

There was also a "Bullet Bob" in Hawaii. I think he earned the moniker solely on the speed by which he dove past base formations.:D

edit: to add BB.




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"3 second Bob"...he did static line progression and was afraid of freefall. When he reached 30 some-odd jumps without taking more than a 3 second delay, they said fuck it and started doing CRW with him. I haven't seen him in a few years and wish he'd come back out.

Most folks just call me by my last name.

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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"Hulk" ~ The guy was built like one, and had a green jumpsuit.

"Iron-man" ~ THAT guy earned that one because he turned the PLF into an art form, but still always just dusted off and walked away like nothing happened...saw him land on concrete so hard once, he actually broke a leg-strap!

"Navy SEAL" ~ Guy got that one because it's about the LAST thing he looked like...he makes FutureDivot look like Mr. America!

"Round-Man" ~ Again, another heavyweight ...got the name, not because of the shape of his canopy.

"Battle Star" ~ Because docking with him...was like docking with a Battle Star.

"Dangerous Dave" ~ Self-explanatory.

"Hollywood" ~ If there was a camera around he was in front of it.

"Bugsie" ~ He worked for Orkin, had a white jumpsuit with Orkin patches on it.

"Big Foot" ~ real name- Marshal Clark, if ya ever saw him ya know why. :ph34r:

"B.M." ~ Ex-Army guy that came around now & them...stood for Bullet Magnet.











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Another forum thread got me to thinking.
What are some of the nicknames jumpers have received?

"Plane ride"
"Sunset"

are the first two that come to mind...

any other good ones?




oh yeah and "Lucky sob" that's the tandem instructor engaged to a woman waayyy to hot for him:P
You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

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"3 second Bob"...he did static line progression and was afraid of freefall. When he reached 30 some-odd jumps without taking more than a 3 second delay, they said fuck it and started doing CRW with him. I haven't seen him in a few years and wish he'd come back out.

Most folks just call me by my last name.

Blues,
Dave



Even my daughter calls you that.....as a matter of fact, she know's everyone's nicknames better than we do.
My rigger called me "pigpen" last year ..... usually if there was a cloud of dust in the landing area I was in the middle of it - he always use to get out the vacuum cleaner out when he would repack my reserve - had shaken that nickname off up until my injury - I am sure he will have a new one for me next year when I am back to jumping.:S:S
DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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here's the ones i've heard in my time so far in the sport:

catfish, demo, voodoo, doc, radio, split tail, tuna, stitches, windsock, mc lovin, treeman, frenchy, peanut, fucker, crazy dave, sparkles, potter, kingfisher and burbles.



Don't forget "Donut", "Scabies", Mad Max, and Brokeback!:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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My Nickname is Ruby
This comes from when I bought a used rig with the name Ruby stiched in it. My jump suit is also cut for tits that I don't have. Ruby is the name that almost everyone calls me these days.
We have like a million Mikes at our DZ so they all have nicknames too.
DS #149
Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.

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B|

Well,

Mine is Streaker...do you really have to ask???

Streaker
B|B|



its not real unless you show pictures.:P:P:P
DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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