turtlespeed 212 #1 June 4, 2009 In honor of my birthday, I've decided to run my "Stop and Smell The Cleavage" contest. This is the Pre-second edition. The rules will be the same, but I'm giving you a very long time frame to try and find a "moment." We've all had those moments when we've been presented with the opportunity to "stop and smell the cleavage." An "aaahhh" moment. An experience to see, touch or taste something new or unusual. Did we stop? Or did we rush on by? For some, this is your second chance to actually stop and take a moment to enjoy and possibly even broaden your horizons! For three weeks, from now until 12:01 a.m. CST, Thursday, June 25, 2009, I want you to actually stop. Enjoy the experience, and share it with the group. It doesn't have to be "Smelling Cleavage" per se it could be "Smelling Cooter" for instance. Just maybe some different, some call it "Strange" that you might not have otherwise stopped for. In order to prevent folks from just "Downloading Porn" just to win the contest, you must take a picture of the moment. And then send the picture OR VIDEO and a short paragraph on the experience to me at [email protected]. This isn't about expert photography. This is about experiencing boobies instead of just plodding through them. Any quality of photos will work, as long as they are bright enough to see the "moment." Shots by both fine cameras or phone cameras will be allowed. Experienced or professional photographers must not use their "work" pieces, but must also find random moments to use. Please limit your picture size to 100 mb. To make the experience fair to all, the "moments" can't be of your personal family or pets.(Cuz that is just nasty) You usually have to be there for those moments anyway.(Not that there is anything wrong with that) Plus, there are those who have chosen not to have one or both. Even though this is a skydiving web site, skydiving shots are not going to be allowed (Boogie Pictures are accepted). It's too easy to get those. This is about stepping outside the box and actually looking at the world and what amazing things are bouncing around that we might otherwise miss. I am taking this contest very seriously and request that mundane or other non-sexually based "moments" not be submitted. If you submit them anyway, they will NOT be included in the voting thread. There is a limit of Twenty-two entries per person, so pick your "moments" carefully. If you post more than Twenty-two, who really cares, but only the first twenty-two received will be judged. To make sure that no one gets any sneak previews of the "moments," please don't post your entries here. They will be considered invalid if you do. Instead, please send all entries to "[email protected]." Also, there will be a limit of one vote per person. So make sure you are positive of your decision before you vote, as you can't re-vote. After 12:01 a.m. on 6/25/09, I will sort through all of the entries and make a new voting thread. Everyone will then have 24 hours to vote on the moment they feel was the greatest. In case of a tie, a separate "tie-breaker" thread will be started. Only the tied entries will be listed there for a final winning vote. For the winning entry, I will personally pay for a case of beer, delivered personally, up to a $50 limit. The winner must provide the name of the dz of their choice, so that I can call and scare them by informing them that I will be making a visit. Good luck to you all. And may all of your "Cleavage" smell good!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 June 4, 2009 Oh great. And Bolas threatened to motorboat me at Skyfest. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #3 June 4, 2009 You, Mr. Turtle...are DE-spicable!! Not to mention that your birthday isn't until October! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #4 June 4, 2009 Don't you have some work to do? And uh.... your birthday is in October... a bit early aint cha??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 June 4, 2009 Quote Don't you have some work to do? And uh.... your birthday is in October... a bit early aint cha??? Well - It depends on how you look at it. It takes the printer a while to make the life sized blowups out of the material I will get.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,122 #6 June 4, 2009 What kind of cleavage are you talking about? Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #7 June 4, 2009 Quote What kind of cleavage are you talking about? Wendy P. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #8 June 4, 2009 Quote What kind of cleavage are you talking about? Wendy P. It has to be pictures of you smelling the cleavage - which cleavage you smell is up to you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,122 #9 June 4, 2009 You didn't really expect me to read that whole long description did you? Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 June 4, 2009 Quote You didn't really expect me to read that whole long description did you? Wendy P. Of course I did. I thought it was a well written piece of . . . literature.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #11 June 4, 2009 oooooh with my upcoming trip, I could have a few admissions.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #12 June 4, 2009 Quote Quote You didn't really expect me to read that whole long description did you? Wendy P. Of course I did. I thought it was a well written piece of . . . literature. That just sounds funny...."Turtle literature"TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #13 June 4, 2009 Quote You didn't really expect me to read that whole long description did you? Wendy P. What she said. But I'm suing you for copyright infringement on my Motorboat Game from Emerald Coast.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #14 June 4, 2009 Quote oooooh with my upcoming trip, I could have a few admissions.... g Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 31 #15 June 4, 2009 Quote Please limit your picture size to 100 mb. 100MB ? ...and I thought 3MB was a big photo. Quote For the winning entry, I will personally pay for a case of beer, delivered personally, up to a $50 limit. The winner must provide the name of the dz of their choice, so that I can call and scare them by informing them that I will be making a visit. I'm in South Africa, will you be swimming across if I win? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #16 June 4, 2009 All I can say is BAWAHAHAHAHA! too funny Oh this can't miss Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #17 June 4, 2009 I'll get this one going. [urlhttp://images.heaven666.org/p/2/saggy-granny-titties.jpg]THIS[/url] cleavage smells like week-old oatmeal pancakes."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #18 June 4, 2009 QuoteI'll get this one going. THIS cleavage smells like week-old oatmeal pancakes. Clicky fixy"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #19 June 5, 2009 Well darn! I don't have cleavage. I'm out. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #20 June 5, 2009 Quote I thought it was a well written piece of . . . literature. Your "literature" is bordering on [B]PLAGIARISM!!![/B] You thief!!! Just for that, I hope you get ZERO entries!! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #21 June 5, 2009 Quote But I'm suing you for copyright infringement on my Motorboat Game from Emerald Coast. No, no, no... I think I should sue him for copyright infringement on my "Stop and Smell the Roses" contest! Or plagiarism at the very least! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #22 June 5, 2009 Quote Quote But I'm suing you for copyright infringement on my Motorboat Game from Emerald Coast. No, no, no... I think I should sue him for copyright infringement on my "Stop and Smell the Roses" contest! Or plagiarism at the very least! We'll make it a class action suit. But wait until I collect my winnings. I'm in the mood for Dragon Stout. ll VOrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #23 June 5, 2009 Here ya' go... (SFW)When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #24 June 5, 2009 Quote oooooh with my upcoming trip, I could have a few admissions.... g there could be some pretty good shots as i am headed to elsinore in 2 weeks - oh wait. I am behaving now. DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #25 June 5, 2009 Quote oh wait. I am behaving now. Sorry.Doctor's orders? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
