Nataly 38 #1 November 1, 2009 Know how to work your equipment? You know what I mean "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #2 November 1, 2009 The old saying goes there's no such thing as a bad blowjob but I'll have to disagree. For me, it has alot to do with whether I believe they like to give head or is it something they feel obligated to do. The ones who truly enjoy it obviously do a better job.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #3 November 1, 2009 The great pity is that most women do not follow through to the end, I would never pull away when a woman cums (even if she's a sqirter) to my mind not seeing it through to the end is just rude. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #4 November 1, 2009 Quote The great pity is that most women do not follow through to the end, I would never pull away when a woman cums (even if she's a sqirter) to my mind not seeing it through to the end is just rude. Not saying this the case with everyone, but I've found that the *only* thing that really puts me off from "finishing" is if I know the guy will not return the favour and/or he will not get hard again until the next day I *love* pleasuring my man, but it turns me on and if I don't get my fair share I think *that* is very rude.. In this case, I would prefer to start with a bj and finish with sex so I can get in on the action as well - maybe a little selfish, but only fair IMO."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeatlast 0 #5 November 1, 2009 Quote I *love* pleasuring my man, but it turns me on and if I don't get my fair share I think *that* is very rude.. In this case, I would prefer to start with a bj and finish with sex so I can get in on the action as well - maybe a little selfish, but only fair IMO. Seems perfectly fair to me ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #6 November 1, 2009 Quote I would prefer to start with a bj and finish with sex So Bill Clinton was corrrect...Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #7 November 1, 2009 Head balls shaft....it isn't hard! Now I've never not had an orgasm but there are orgasms and then there are OOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRGGGGGGAAAAASSSSSMMMMMMMMMSSSSS!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #8 November 1, 2009 Quote Head balls shaft....it isn't hard! Umm.. Obviously you have no idea what you're talking about..! Must mind the teeth; must remember to breathe; must use lots of tongue; must try not to gag; must ignore kink in neck; must use hands (or not?); must try not to get rug burns on knees; must keep good pace; must not stop at inopportune moment.. It's hard as fuck!! But *very* rewarding to watch your man squirm with delight "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #9 November 1, 2009 Quote Quote Head balls shaft....it isn't hard! Umm.. Obviously you have no idea what you're talking about..! Must mind the teeth; must remember to breathe; must use lots of tongue; must try not to gag; must ignore kink in neck; must use hands (or not?); must try not to get rug burns on knees; must keep good pace; must not stop at inopportune moment.. It's hard as fuck!! But *very* rewarding to watch your man squirm with delight One of my favorites from TextsFromLastNight.com... "(734): Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?" Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beerlight 0 #10 November 1, 2009 Quote The old saying goes there's no such thing as a bad blowjob but I'll have to disagree. For me, it has alot to do with whether I believe they like to give head or is it something they feel obligated to do. The ones who truly enjoy it obviously do a better job. +1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #11 November 1, 2009 Since I have been with the same gal for 26 years and married for 25 I definitely gotta say 100% Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #12 November 2, 2009 Look I don't care how you do it....but just do it good! For ideas I recommend copious amounts of porn watching and shopping at all kinds of kinky stores and don't forget to be vocal and utilize your nails! And of course I'll erase the video. The worse sex I ever had was with a girl who's idea of seducing me was walking over to me and telling me she was horny. Yeah she was good looking but not good looking enough to be forgiven for being so damn rude and really bad in bed. The best I ever had.....oh wow the best.....she was an artist! She was so good I was actually afraid of having sex with her since I had pulled gut muscles due to her expertise. And let me tell you it hurt so gooood! And I've had every thing in between. And I've learned one thing.....a girl is either born with "it" or with out "it" and there is no teaching "it". A girl who knows how to be sexy.....a gift from god. A girl who has no clue how to be sexy but thinks she is.....it's just sad. I guess it's the same when women talk about a guy having "it". What ever "it" is you either have it or you don't.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #13 November 2, 2009 It's all about the time they spend with the rig- the more jumps the better they know how to operate the gear...... Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #14 November 2, 2009 Quote It's all about the time they spend with the rig- the more jumps the better they know how to operate the gear...... And sometimes they just need a good instructor to show 'em what all the handles do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #15 November 2, 2009 Quote It's all about the time they spend with the rig- the more jumps the better they know how to operate the gear...... See this is why I don't understand why Arabs are blowing them selves up for what....60 virgins? I mean really! Virgins! I don't even want one virgin! all the drama and the emotion and the hoopla and the high expectations and no that's not right and the don't put your finger there.....just give me one woman who knows what they are doing.....freaking virgins! That's like going on Eharmony and posting you are looking for a drama queen!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #16 November 2, 2009 I answered 5% The number would be higher if I omitted my teen years and early 20's. Most women and (I'm sure men, can say) get better with age and experience in bed. Still, rarely with a woman that is GOOD at oral sex. Like someone said earlier, the women that seem to enjoy it usually perform much better. Ladies if you would like to learn some, just watch some internet porn. Most all the women in that field do exactly what a man would like. Don't think you'd have to watch too much to get some good know-how. -Some hand, definitely good. -Varying degree of pressure good, but usually the more the better. -Rate- mix it up. -Teeth, certainly not preferred but will likely go unnoticed. If the guy asks you if you are trying to build a dam down there, prob too much teeth. -oh yeah, and breathing is good. ps- as far as you know I've never DL'd internet porn.*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jf951 1 #17 November 2, 2009 haha natalie only you would start this thred but im sure glad you do. id say a solid 80% havent had too many girls who didnt know they're way around the power tool in one way or another. there are those who definitely have their fortes. but for the most part all know how to work it pretty good. Jump more, Bitch less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #18 November 2, 2009 >just give me one woman who knows what they are doing.. see that's why you should never try to coach anyone yourself- unless rated to do so. Send them to John first for proper instruction, only problem with that is they might get hooked...you know instructors get all the action these days Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #19 November 2, 2009 Quote Quote Head balls shaft....it isn't hard! Umm.. Obviously you have no idea what you're talking about..! Must mind the teeth; must remember to breathe; must use lots of tongue; must try not to gag; must ignore kink in neck; must use hands (or not?); must try not to get rug burns on knees; must keep good pace; must not stop at inopportune moment.. It's hard as fuck!! Just give him the benefit of doubt, Nataly.. Perhaps he simply is very experienced and forgot what it was like as a newbie."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,412 #20 November 2, 2009 For fruit bats, the number is 70%: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/02/fruitbat_boudoir_secrets/ (A link to fruit bat porn is in the last line of the article) "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tiger6513 0 #21 November 2, 2009 I know it can be "demanding" at time to get the job done Nat but consider those of us who put our pride on the line to return the favor...just to see the look on your face and the tension between your legs... damn, like winning the jackpot Travis Roy Foundation. At very least its a tax write off Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #22 November 2, 2009 Very few. Under 40%. "Working the equipment is about more than simply going for the penis. Too many think it's about operating merely a [I]piece of the equipment. Men are like cars - there's a lot more to driving one than just pushing the throttle. Know when to put on the brakes, how to steer it gently. A woman who knows how to take care of the whole machine - spectacular. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #23 November 2, 2009 >Men are like cars Correct- they can have a choice of models and years too- Bald tires, low oil pressure, chipped paint, worn upholstery, stalls at the light. most women don't want to be seen with a car like that. They want a turbocharged sporty with fresh paint and a blinged out wheels. That is the car that gets a proper waxing, oil changes, and more drive time Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #24 November 2, 2009 ...if I know the guy will not return the favour and/or he will not get hard again until the next day. Umm...stop dating 'boys' ?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #25 November 2, 2009 Quote ...if I know the guy will not return the favour and/or he will not get hard again until the next day. Umm...stop dating 'boys' ?! Aww.. Everyone's entitled to be tired every once in a while.. But it shouldn't become a habit "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
