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Only linear measurements?:|
Doesn't anyone else measure by volume?



Like an old buddy of mine used to say, "I've only got 4 inches but some girls like them that wide."
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The subject arose today. I was just curious as to how guys have done this measurement. Or women for that matter.



I use a yardstick personally. :$


Twigs from the back yard are not yard sticks...:P
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Only linear measurements?:|
Doesn't anyone else measure by volume?



Surface area ;)


Sounds good, especially if we can convince the girls that smaller means higher performance!:D
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Only linear measurements?:|
Doesn't anyone else measure by volume?



Surface area ;)


Sounds good, especially if we can convince the girls that smaller means higher performance!:D


Would that be while that thing Turtle posted was inserted inside said penis and was turned on?

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I use a yardstick personally. :$



Twigs from the back yard are not yard sticks...:P


Ouch, burn.


They make a pill for that.
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By gag reflex :P:D:D



:o my jaw dropped on that one


But what if she doesnt have a gag reflex?? :P


There's one girl on here that doesn't have one. She said so.

basically, you measure from the top of the shaft to the tip, which is pretty much the length you can bury in any whoha deep enough to take it in to the hilt. :P
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I always use my standard technique of lying.

By the time, she's disappointed, I'm done.
:ph34r:



hahahahah winner!
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I always use my standard technique of lying.

By the time, she's disappointed, I'm done.
:ph34r:



Yep - gott have a seizure to hit both sides.[:/]
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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(in inches) L x 3.1416 x radius squared compounded by having a big set of fuzzies and a pile drivin ass.




The angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie and the heat of the meat. But inversely proportionate to the mass of the ass, depending on how much beer is near.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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