-Joey- 0 #1 October 18, 2012 There are the Navigator 240's which will have easy openings, and are reliable, but then again, it's a 240, you don't want to be seen with it... Then there are the Velo's and Katanas; they will give you the performance you are looking for and you look cooler being seen with one; but when they malfunction they malfunction hard :P plus you're more likely to have your gear stolen if you don't keep a watchful eye Either way, the worst are the ones that don't open That's why it's always good to have a reserve.Skydiving is serious business Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #2 October 18, 2012 I loved the Nav 240. Most of my jumps were on it. It was soft. Always opened on heading. And always rented. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #3 October 18, 2012 Boys are like Pilot chutes. They spring out quick and are gone before you can blink. You would never depend on one to do anything but get the ball rolling. Sometimes they spring back and make the whole thing a mess. If you are lucky, you can cut them away and get a new one to get things rolling again. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,341 #4 October 19, 2012 Quote Boys are like Pilot chutes. They spring out quick and are gone before you can blink. You would never depend on one to do anything but get the ball rolling. Sometimes they spring back and make the whole thing a mess. If you are lucky, you can cut them away and get a new one to get things rolling again. Oooooh, snap! "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alexafox 0 #5 October 19, 2012 Quote Boys are like Pilot chutes. They spring out quick and are gone before you can blink. You would never depend on one to do anything but get the ball rolling. Sometimes they spring back and make the whole thing a mess. If you are lucky, you can cut them away and get a new one to get things rolling again. HAHAHAHA!!! And they're only good if they're cocked...I refuse to accept a mediocre life... facebook.com/chutefirst chutefirstapparel.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #6 October 19, 2012 Quote Quote Boys are like Pilot chutes. They spring out quick and are gone before you can blink. You would never depend on one to do anything but get the ball rolling. Sometimes they spring back and make the whole thing a mess. If you are lucky, you can cut them away and get a new one to get things rolling again. HAHAHAHA!!! And they're only good if they're cocked... I like this game! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weaverd 0 #7 October 19, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Boys are like Pilot chutes. They spring out quick and are gone before you can blink. You would never depend on one to do anything but get the ball rolling. Sometimes they spring back and make the whole thing a mess. If you are lucky, you can cut them away and get a new one to get things rolling again. HAHAHAHA!!! And they're only good if they're cocked... I like this game! and I think the ladies are winning! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
devildog 0 #8 October 19, 2012 Quote There are the Navigator 240's which will have easy openings, and are reliable, but then again, it's a 240, you don't want to be seen with it... Then there are the Velo's and Katanas; they will give you the performance you are looking for and you look cooler being seen with one; but when they malfunction they malfunction hard :P plus you're more likely to have your gear stolen if you don't keep a watchful eye Either way, the worst are the ones that don't open That's why it's always good to have a reserve. boys think the chute makes the manYou stop breathing for a few minutes and everyone jumps to conclusions. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alexafox 0 #9 October 19, 2012 Quote Quote There are the Navigator 240's which will have easy openings, and are reliable, but then again, it's a 240, you don't want to be seen with it... Then there are the Velo's and Katanas; they will give you the performance you are looking for and you look cooler being seen with one; but when they malfunction they malfunction hard :P plus you're more likely to have your gear stolen if you don't keep a watchful eye Either way, the worst are the ones that don't open That's why it's always good to have a reserve. boys think the chute makes the man Size doesn't matter... It's what you can do with it that counts! I refuse to accept a mediocre life... facebook.com/chutefirst chutefirstapparel.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #10 October 19, 2012 ...they cost a lotta money, need constant maintainance and the wear out fast if ya jump 'em a lot. But what the heck...pocket full of cash and ya can get a newer, smaller, faster one pretty quick! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,625 #11 October 19, 2012 "We gonna mess and fool around. Hey Man! What's with you? Yeah, you been strung out for too long. You know girls will come and go. They're just like streetcars"; Miss You (12" version).... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #12 October 19, 2012 Quote "We gonna mess and fool around. Hey Man! What's with you? Yeah, you been strung out for too long. You know girls will come and go. They're just like streetcars"; Miss You (12" version). There is no 12" version. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 October 19, 2012 Girls who relegate you to the "friend zone" are like tandem drogues. They're always there to help keep you stable. A welcome friend when you find the world tumbling around you, but she's always back there holding you and your new close "friend" from going any faster!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alexafox 0 #14 October 19, 2012 Quote Quote "We gonna mess and fool around. Hey Man! What's with you? Yeah, you been strung out for too long. You know girls will come and go. They're just like streetcars"; Miss You (12" version). There is no 12" version. Hahaha people lie about inches all the time! I refuse to accept a mediocre life... facebook.com/chutefirst chutefirstapparel.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #15 October 19, 2012 Quote Quote "We gonna mess and fool around. Hey Man! What's with you? Yeah, you been strung out for too long. You know girls will come and go. They're just like streetcars"; Miss You (12" version). There is no 12" version. If you fold it in half there is.One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alexafox 0 #16 October 19, 2012 QuoteGirls who relegate you to the "friend zone" are like tandem drogues. They're always there to help keep you stable. A welcome friend when you find the world tumbling around you, but she's always back there holding you and your new close "friend" from going any faster! +1 Haha And +1 for sexual innuendo.I refuse to accept a mediocre life... facebook.com/chutefirst chutefirstapparel.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,048 #17 October 19, 2012 Hi Joey, Well, back in the day, every guy I knew who had to cutaway always said, "You b****" just before he did it. JerryBaumchen PS) I know the women are winning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fearjoburg 0 #18 October 19, 2012 And some girls are like malfunctions, the sooner you cut them away the better your chances of survival Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Joey- 0 #19 October 19, 2012 QuoteGirls who relegate you to the "friend zone" are like tandem drogues. They're always there to help keep you stable. A welcome friend when you find the world tumbling around you, but she's always back there holding you and your new close "friend" from going any faster! A girl who friend zones you is like a PC in tow; didn't cock it, but can't chop itSkydiving is serious business Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gregpso 1 #20 October 19, 2012 Quote Boys are like Pilot chutes. They spring out quick and are gone before you can blink. You would never depend on one to do anything but get the ball rolling. Sometimes they spring back and make the whole thing a mess. If you are lucky, you can cut them away and get a new one to get things rolling again. Good come back oldwoman6. (LOL) I would not dare comment on this thread topic. I got called sexist on the Aussie forum for saying woman should be careful of the boys culture in a male dominated sport. when can I come BACK to Naggas Don ?? I miss you and your crew !!I tend to be a bit different. enjoyed my time in the sport or is it an industry these days ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #21 October 19, 2012 Quote Boys are like Pilot chutes. They spring out quick and are gone before you can blink. they collapse just after use scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #22 October 19, 2012 ...on some of 'em the handles are sticking out and easy to find & use. Some others ones....not so much. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,625 #23 October 19, 2012 Quote Quote "We gonna mess and fool around. Hey Man! What's with you? Yeah, you been strung out for too long. You know girls will come and go. They're just like streetcars"; Miss You (12" version). There is no 12" version. www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Miss-You-12-Disco-Single-Version-lyrics-The-Rolling-Stones/AC9AF53551D7F894482577BC000A7C69 And yes, I DID go to high school with one of the Rolling Stones.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #24 October 19, 2012 Quote Quote Quote "We gonna mess and fool around. Hey Man! What's with you? Yeah, you been strung out for too long. You know girls will come and go. They're just like streetcars"; Miss You (12" version). There is no 12" version. www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Miss-You-12-Disco-Single-Version-lyrics-The-Rolling-Stones/AC9AF53551D7F894482577BC000A7C69 And yes, I DID go to high school with one of the Rolling Stones. Charlie Watts, the oldest one?You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,625 #25 October 19, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote "We gonna mess and fool around. Hey Man! What's with you? Yeah, you been strung out for too long. You know girls will come and go. They're just like streetcars"; Miss You (12" version). There is no 12" version. www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Miss-You-12-Disco-Single-Version-lyrics-The-Rolling-Stones/AC9AF53551D7F894482577BC000A7C69 And yes, I DID go to high school with one of the Rolling Stones. Charlie Watts, the oldest one? They're all old, but no, not Charlie.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
