ACMESkydiver 0 #26 May 21, 2004 In the stolen corvette, talking to the camera about senator Dick's proposed ban on video games just before BASE'ing off the car jumping the bridge: "Come on, Dick...it's the only education we got." -Xander Cage, XXX "Hold up. My kinda people would say, 'Kiss my ass, scarface.' " -Xander Cage, XXX "Where did they find you, pumpin' iron in San Quentin?" -Agent TobiLee Shavers, XXX "Ever get punched in the mouth for talkin' too much?" -Xander back to Agent Shavers, XXX~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #27 May 21, 2004 "You changed your name to Latrine?" "Yeah, it used to be 'Shithouse' " "It's a good change." -Prince to evil hag in Robin Hood, Men in Tights~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jahk 0 #28 May 21, 2004 "She's got a nice body, but you need to stick to fucking grownups, ya dumbass!" (Betcha no one knows that one.) Judith ____________________________________________-Imelda Marcos just wanted some cute shoes that didn't make her feet hurt. Why's that so hard to understand? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StevePhelps 0 #29 May 21, 2004 DENIRO: "You talkin' to me?" "You talking to me?" I said, "You talkin' to me?" another DENIRO one. "I have nipples, can you milk me?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #30 May 21, 2004 "Must be a peach of a hand" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #31 May 21, 2004 All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob. Fuckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #32 May 21, 2004 I have a few... "You shot my HAIR!!" "I love the smell of napalm in the morning...." "THOSE men...wanted to have SEX with me!!!" "HOW shall we fuck off, Oh, Lord?" ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #33 May 21, 2004 Oh, I'll play. This has to be the absolute fucking BEST lines ever. Anyone remember this one? "Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?" "Yes." "Well, How may I help you?" "You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. And you can give a fucking automobile. A fucking Buick, a fucking Datson, a fucking Toyota . . four fucking wheels and a seat!" "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me." "And I don't really care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really don't care to walk across a fucking highway and across a fucking runway just to get back here and have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car, right, fucking, now." "May I see your rental agreement?" "I threw it away." "Oh boy." "OH BOY WHAT..." "YOU'RE FUCKED!" Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #34 May 21, 2004 "Life is like a box of chocolates, you'll never know what's you're going to get" Forrest Gump."Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydivingNurse 0 #35 May 21, 2004 QuoteHe's not dead, he's pining for the fjords. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #36 May 21, 2004 QuoteKING ARTHUR: Your arm is off KNIGHT: no it isn't KING ARTHUR: Look KNIGHT: tis but a flesh wound great quotes in that movie, but this one is one i manage to use in many conversations blue skies, from the same movie : -fetchez la vache -What ?? -FETCHEZ LA VACHE !! -WHAAAT ??? -GO GET THE COWscissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #37 May 21, 2004 "Under fire, Animal Mother here, is one of the finest humn beings on the planet. He just needs someone to throw hand grenades at him for the rest of his life." That quote is sort of defining my life at the moment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #38 May 22, 2004 "I got two words for her. Learn to fuckin' type!" Mr. Pink Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #39 May 22, 2004 "I said pop the Tit-tay outts the boys mouth and stop babying him" "I don't call it babying, I call it nurturing" "and I call it nutering!"~Major Payne "oh and Lord, forget their heathen prayes, and send them straight to hell"~We Were Soldiers "Oh I wasn't as sick as I made out."~Tombstone (lots of great quotes from that movie) "Fish are friends not food"~Finding Nemo....I use that one alot...mostly when coworkers want to go and get nasty ol sushi. And any quote from any Mel Brookes movies are the best.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #40 May 22, 2004 What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustaBill 0 #41 May 22, 2004 I used to drive my wife nuts with "Tombstone" I could do the whole movie word for word. I think my favorite line from there is: Doc Holiday: I beg to differ sir, we started a game we never got to finish (cough) play for blood remember?"------------------------------------------------ I've done so much, with so little, for so long I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyRock 0 #42 May 22, 2004 Wow.. lots of great quotes here... quoting moving lines to people is always so much fun.. skydived19006: i know what you are saying bout your freind mark.. I love doing that.. it's always fun to see if ppl can think of what movie the quotes are from.. Tombstone is deffinately an awesome movie.. lots of good ones there.. Quote"Ths shnozberriers taste like shnozberries!" <---My favorite movie!! -Super Troopers, by Broken Lizard. Broken Lizard ROCKS!!! When i first saw that post i wasnt sure if you meant supertroopers or willie wonka.. i'm glad you said the former.. that would be the only one i would quote that line from.. definately a funny movie with lots of great quots.... But, i'm surprised i havent seen anyone talk about the movie that is one of my personal favorites to quote from.. it is so funny!!!!!! Hey peter, what's happening.. um, we need to talk about your TPS reports. did ya get that memo??? Yeaaahhhh... it's just that we're putting the new cover sheet on the reports before they go out.... and uh, i'll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo.. MMM KAY.... -Seth :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #43 May 22, 2004 "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, You're cool!, and fuck you, im out. -half-baked. "booooooooo---" (whap) "owwww my nads!" also from half-baked MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #44 May 22, 2004 I like this one: "You're a man haunted by those two most terrible words: 'what if'." --Time MachineSo I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lizard 0 #45 May 22, 2004 "What if there is no tommorrow? There wasn't one today." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #46 May 22, 2004 I can't belieeeeeve that on a skydiving site, no one has quoted this yet: "It's 100 percent pure adrenaline! Other guys snort for it; jab a vein for it; and all you gotta do is jump!" Name it. Then there are the horror movie quotes: "Kill the brain, and you kill the ghoul." "You play a good game, boy. But the game is finished. Now you die!!" (from the same movie): "What we gotta do is, we gotta grab that tall dude, and stomp the shit out of him, and we'll find out what the hell's going on up there!" --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyRock 0 #47 May 22, 2004 Quote "What if there is no tommorrow? There wasn't one today." - Groundhog day! Quote"It's 100 percent pure adrenaline! Other guys snort for it; jab a vein for it; and all you gotta do is jump!" - Point break! (of course) which, even tho skydiving is a smaller part of the movie, its still way better than the other movies entirely about skydiving. -Seth :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajundude 0 #48 May 22, 2004 "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMN! YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!" "Ok, Ok, you wanna play rough. Say hello to my little friend." "That's ok, another qualude, she'll love me in the mornin'." "It's good to be the king." (History of the World) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #49 May 22, 2004 QuoteI can't belieeeeeve that on a skydiving site, no one has quoted this yet: "It's 100 percent pure adrenaline! Other guys snort for it; jab a vein for it; and all you gotta do is jump!" Name it. Dude.... Here's a good one: "Hello, hello, I've got a message for you. And you're not going to like it. Pray for death." --Prince of DarknessSo I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
calphoto 0 #50 May 22, 2004 "It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who will?"Hartwood Paracenter - The closest DZ to DC! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
