skydived19006 4 #1 May 21, 2004 A lot of us had quit a bit of fun with the Pulp Fiction quotes thread, I thought we should widen it. I know that not everyone is a walking encyclopedia of movie quotes, but I would think that everyone has a favorite line or two. Mine has to be form the Outlaw Josey Wales, that movie is ripe with tag lines! Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter? Bounty Hunter: A man has to do something these days to earn a living. Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy. My best skydiving buddy Mark, just shoots em form the hip. No context at all! Don’t tell you where there from, or work em into conversation, just drops em, and usually at the top of his voice. I guess delivery does have a lot to do with it. Here are a couple of his favs. Why don’t he wirte!? Don’t make me get the hose! I wait for no one! And the first thing my then girl friend, now wife ever heard him say as passing though the DZ office. “Why da black olive always in a can!?!?”Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 May 21, 2004 "Put the lotion in the basket or you will get the hose again!" "So who's ass did you kiss to get in here?" "-The list is long but distinguished." "So's my Johnson." "Badgers?? We don't need no steenking badgers!!!" "Ths shnozberriers taste like shnozberries!" <---My favorite movie!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #3 May 21, 2004 Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter? Bounty Hunter: A man has to do something these days to earn a living. Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy. I have to say Clint is the MAN there is no one cooler then him But i love this How could you possibly defeat me I am forever. Satan End of daysI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #4 May 21, 2004 Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch? (useful any time somebody way overdoes something) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #5 May 21, 2004 "Badgers?? We don't need no steenking badgers!!!" bwaaaaaaahahahahaha!!! "What's in the box? NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!! STUPID!! YOU'RE SO STUPID!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydived19006 4 #6 May 21, 2004 It is fun to see/hear them totally out of context, it’s a little game to figure out if you know where they’re from. I do knew three out of four.Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 May 21, 2004 "Did you see the size of that CHICKEN???" "WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA....Nice shootin', Tex!"~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 May 21, 2004 Unforgiven: Munny "Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. " Schofield Kid "Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'." Munny "We all got it comin', kid." _________________________ Little Bill: "You just shot an unarmed man. " Munny: "He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend." __________________________ Munny: "All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down. " __________________________ Munny: "Anybody that doesn't want to get killed best clear on out the back. " __________________________ Or Magnum Force Harry: "A man's got to know his limitations." - Magnum Force ______________________ Dirty Harry Mayor: I don't want to have any more trouble like you had last year in the Filmore District, understand? That's my policy. Harry: "Yeah, well when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard that's my policy. Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that? Harry: "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross." ___________________________ CHICO: You know, there is ONE question, Inspector Callahan. Why do they call you "Dirty" Harry? DIGIORGIO: Now, that's one thing about our Harry - he doesn't play favorites. Harry hates everybody: Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Degos, Niggers, Honkeys, Chinks.. you name it. CHICO: And how does he feel about Mexicans? DIGIORGIO: Ask him! HARRY: Especially spics. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydived19006 4 #9 May 21, 2004 QuoteThink ya used enough dynamite there, Butch? (useful any time somebody way overdoes something) I remember that one!Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 May 21, 2004 "A good man always knows his limitations" - Clint Eastwood "Where's the car Lewis?" - Bridgette Fonda to Robert DeNiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydived19006 4 #11 May 21, 2004 "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross." I love that one!! Used it myself on occasion.Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #12 May 21, 2004 "Put the lotion in the basket or you will get the hose again!" -The Silence of the Lambs "So who's ass did you kiss to get in here?" "-The list is long but distinguished." "So's my Johnson." -Top Gun "Badgers?? We don't need no steenking badgers!!!" -Been quoted in too many movies now to count. "Ths shnozberriers taste like shnozberries!" <---My favorite movie!! -Super Troopers, by Broken Lizard. Broken Lizard ROCKS!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KATO33 0 #13 May 21, 2004 "How do you shoot the devil in the back what if you miss?" "What I don't understand how did you get fired on your day off" Blue Skies Black Death Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 1 #14 May 21, 2004 Doc Holiday to Wyatt "Normal Life?Theres no such thing as normal. Theres just life." Or this one Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell): You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? And of Course Wyatt-"tell em I'm coming! And I'm brining HELL WITH ME!" Love Tombstone! ONE HELLUVA BADASS MOVIE! MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #15 May 21, 2004 KING ARTHUR: Your arm is off KNIGHT: no it isn't KING ARTHUR: Look KNIGHT: tis but a flesh wound great quotes in that movie, but this one is one i manage to use in many conversations blue skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katzeye 0 #16 May 21, 2004 "Light me Johnny" "But, Rhett whatevah shall I do?" "Geeses and ducks!" Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #17 May 21, 2004 Your balls are showing Ace Ventura, pet detective Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #18 May 21, 2004 QuoteBecause skydiving is all about looking cool while walking to the plane... - A Friend Oh yeah, I love it...when waving at the spectators on the ground on take-off when I get to go up with a tandem load, my quote is "Skydiving is all showmanship!" ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #19 May 21, 2004 here's one... "No, then it sounds like a male fantasy. Meet a French girl on the train, fuck her, and never see her again." ----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #20 May 21, 2004 "And what's your name?" [Cartoon voice]"Purple Sticky Punch."[/cartoon voice] "Huh huh huh...." -Bio Dome~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #21 May 21, 2004 "Dude." "Dude!" "DUDE!" "Dude." "...dude." "Ok, you've got a point there." -Baseketball~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #22 May 21, 2004 Baseketball is the funneist movie ever. I love that movieI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #23 May 21, 2004 "ROMULOUS!!! Your moths are porking!!!" -Bio Dome~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #24 May 21, 2004 "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." Capt. Oveur "have you ever been in a cockpit before?" Jimmy "No sir, I've never been in a plane before." Oveur "Ever seen a grown man naked?" Oveur "Ever been in a Turkish Prison?" Elaine - "I remember how I used to sit on your face and wrinkle it..." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #25 May 21, 2004 Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit it. King Louis XVI: It's good to be the king! Worm: She's really got him by the balls. Petra: That's not so bad, is it? Worm: It depends on the grip! WORM: Just like the sayings says, you know?. In the poker game of life, women are the rake. They are the fuckin' rake. MIKE: What the fuck are you talkin' about? What-what saying? WORM: Well I don't know. There oughtta be one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
