FlyingRhenquest 1 #1 February 7, 2014 I'm going to go with Boobies. If I have a good pair of those, it's a lot easier to earn the other things back!I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #2 February 7, 2014 You've got boobies? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #3 February 8, 2014 Andrea. Everything else on the list can be easily replaced. She is also responsible for the boobs, so we're covered there too. It's win-win. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #4 February 8, 2014 Hahaha...I was going to say you. We're so stupid. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 February 8, 2014 Eh, you two. The poll specified thing, not living creature (otherwise I'd have to go for my Monkey first and my felines second. Hopefully we could each grab a kitty then we'd all be good). Of the poll choices I voted for wallet. Having that means I can deal better with the lack of anything else. Plus, my boobies are attached, so if I leave they're coming with no matter what. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #6 February 8, 2014 Ok, then I'll pick my glasses. I can't read anything without them!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 3 #7 February 8, 2014 NWFlyer Eh, you two. The poll specified thing, not living creature (otherwise I'd have to go for my Monkey first and my felines second. Hopefully we could each grab a kitty then we'd all be good). Of the poll choices I voted for wallet. Having that means I can deal better with the lack of anything else. Plus, my boobies are attached, so if I leave they're coming with no matter what. Then one of you would be carring 2 kittys. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #8 February 8, 2014 Lots of pantless people running around so far!I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #9 February 8, 2014 Didn't we just have this very same thread about 2 weeks ago? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #10 February 8, 2014 oldwomanc6 You've got boobies? Its a typo, he meant moobies.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Croc 0 #11 February 8, 2014 I lost my wallet once. Felt like I was walking around without my pants for three days until some nice person found it and called me. So I voted for "wallet"."Here's a good specimen of my own wisdom. Something is so, except when it isn't so." Charles Fort, commenting on the many contradictions of astronomy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #12 February 8, 2014 Are there zombies? I might choose shotgun if there are zombies."The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #13 February 8, 2014 Trousers are WAY more important than pants. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #14 February 8, 2014 Keys - Don't need the keys. I have an extra car key behind the rear bumper on the right. It's super easy to find to but it's very secure where it is so it won't accidentally fall out. My extra house keys and keys to my brothers house is hidden in the back. If you go directly to the tree next to the sidewalk and walk straight down toward the fence, there are 2 rocks. The smaller one has a super nifty hidden sealed box with the keys and 300 dollars of emergency funds and a snake bite kit. Don't ask .. it's in there for novelty purposes. Wallet - I'll take this with me. Thing is, unless I"m sleeping, I probably have my pants on and the wallet is sitting either next to me or is on the small shelf next to the front door (which is usually unlocked for easy escape) So I either have to take the pants off or I get a freebie. If I'm sleeping, the pants have the wallet in them on the floor or on the chair. I get a freebie or I waste time and take the wallet and toss the pants on the floor. As you now know the extra keys are attached to the car and also securely under the small rock behind the place so I'll just get the keys and leave. Pants Well, lets skip part of the pants discussion. If I have my wallet, I can get pants. If I have my car, I have pants in the car. My extra key for the car is attached to the car, so replacing the pants I left in the house when I removed the wallet didn't take very long. Just need the wallet. Boobies Never really thought about that cuz I'm of the male persuasion and people are less obsessed with mine. The Boobies I would be touching for pleasure and to stimulate a response, would either be outside of the house attached the person who would be stimulated, or, that person would running out of the house themselves, boobies intact. There is currently no person who's boobies I would be touching for pleasure to stimulate a response living in this house with me, so chances are, they're available somewhere out side of this home. More realistic answer: If I really had to get out with one item, it would be my dogs collar. It's attached to my dog so to make it easy, I won't waste time taking the collar off and I'll just grab the dog. If I had time to get something else, I'd take my wallet and my skydive rig because both are readily accessible. Forced to choose either one. My skydiving rig is worth more than the wallet. Or maybe ... the 3000 dollars cash in the bottom dresser drawer could be substituted for the wallet and insurance and friends would supply me with another rig. IDs can be replaced at the DMV without having ID, so I don't really care about that. ATM and Credit cards can be replace with a phone call and 5 business days. By then, I'd have a change of address set up so it would only be a minor inconvenience. Shorter answer. Get the dog and leave.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #15 February 8, 2014 I'm still going with my big D & B tote bag because it has everything I need inside of it. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #16 February 9, 2014 Pants. My keys and wallet are almost always in them, so by grabbing the pants, I have everything I need."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #17 February 9, 2014 Gotta have the wallet. I can always borrow pants from the neighbors, but it's hard to borrow a credit card. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #18 February 9, 2014 Sorry if this had another meaning, but do you really have a pet monkey???!! I would soooo love to have a monkey (even though I know they are probably WAY more trouble than I could handle!!)... "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #19 February 9, 2014 Nataly Sorry if this had another meaning, but do you really have a pet monkey???!! I would soooo love to have a monkey (even though I know they are probably WAY more trouble than I could handle!!)... I think he'd object to being called a pet. But yes, they are WAY more trouble than anyone needs. (Yes, different meaning... b.f.'s nickname. My only pets are two cats.)"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #20 February 9, 2014 Nataly Sorry if this had another meaning, but do you really have a pet monkey???!! I would soooo love to have a monkey (even though I know they are probably WAY more trouble than I could handle!!)... Hers is pretty tame... doesn't chatter too much Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #21 February 9, 2014 NWFlyer ***Sorry if this had another meaning, but do you really have a pet monkey???!! I would soooo love to have a monkey (even though I know they are probably WAY more trouble than I could handle!!)... I think he'd object to being called a pet. But yes, they are WAY more trouble than anyone needs. (Yes, different meaning... b.f.'s nickname. My only pets are two cats.) I see Well, I have a monkey too, in that case!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #22 February 9, 2014 Amazon ***Sorry if this had another meaning, but do you really have a pet monkey???!! I would soooo love to have a monkey (even though I know they are probably WAY more trouble than I could handle!!)... Hers is pretty tame... doesn't chatter too muchHe IS a lot of trouble though.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #23 February 9, 2014 Nataly Sorry if this had another meaning, but do you really have a pet monkey???!! I would soooo love to have a monkey (even though I know they are probably WAY more trouble than I could handle!!)... Google on "Helper Monkey" Note that occasionally there's a news story about someone's helper monkey biting someone's face off. Your mileage may vary.I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #24 February 10, 2014 Are the pistol and suppressor counted as one thing?I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #25 February 10, 2014 NWFlyer ***Sorry if this had another meaning, but do you really have a pet monkey???!! I would soooo love to have a monkey (even though I know they are probably WAY more trouble than I could handle!!)... I think he'd object to being called a pet. But yes, they are WAY more trouble than anyone needs. (Yes, different meaning... b.f.'s nickname. My only pets are two cats.) thanks for the laugh this morningYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
