TitaniumLegs

Quoteand hybrid record...Quote nekkid hybrid? Ewww....cancel that....unless it's chicks flying flat... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

And you know the person next to her? I'm pretty sure you don't know me, yet you only ask about her, huh? BUS-TED! ;-P (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

You know I tried to post the full video, but it wouldn't let me. 129KB was too big!?! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

That would be my wife. The rest of the replies are also pretty much true. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Yeah, just make sure there aren't any BBQ pits anywhere near the landing area. Oh, and corrugated metal buildings are probably a bad idea, too! Dit-to! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

No you're not... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Evolution got a lot of stuff wrong. Otherwise, why was I near-sighted until I had LASIK? Why are some people born with various defects? More to the point, don't you think it's possible that some features of evolution have been superceded by various degrees of technology? Why do you think we don't need hair any more? Because we have learned to cover ourselves with hair from other critters and more recently to synthesize materials to cover ourselves. It's taken evolution a long time to catch up to making us hariless ape decendants. The foreskin may simply have outlived its usefulness. Just because other animals have them doesn't mean squat. They just haven't figured out how to cut them off. Maybe it's there to protect from frostbite - a real risk considering how many animals let their peckers lie in the snow when they sit or lie down. I don't have one and I don't miss it. I also have no deep-seated fear of knives or other lingering post-traumatic effects (at least not from circumcision). (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Where the heck does that happen? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Don't know about sheep, but there's a place near Morgan Hill selling goats... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Unfortunately, Spokane is not centrally located. Nor is the weather entirely reliable. Illinois usually gets a good storm or two during the boogie, but that only seems to kill a day or two at most. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

I think many or most of us know that insurance was the reason the a/c weren't there, however, the advertising is entirely under WFFC control. You shouldn't advertise just because the owners say the aircraft is available. You know there's more to it than that. 2002 wasn't the first year an aircraft was pulled because of insurance. Don't advertise the plane until ALL the paperwork is confirmed. That said, the Jet/Connie/C130 aren't the only reasons to go to WFFC. I've been 5 times, and lucky enough they were years the 727 was there and the Connie for 1 of them. Even without them it's a great event. Peter (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Tanx!! She's due the weekend after, so I don't think it would be a great idea to be down there, unless we want to risk actually having the baby at the DZ!! Steph sez: Got any towels and hot water? Gotta go skydive! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

OK, I busted out the PC100, but so far it's pretty tame. They do have cake (with whipped cream) going on right now... Can I post video to DZ.com? Let's see.... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Well, I thought about one of those wireless webcams... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Dear DZ.commies What do I do? I'm not kidding. One of them is my pregnant wife, which kinda limits what I can do with the rest of them. One of them is dz.com's very own LizzieB. When they set this slumber party up (they told me about it 2 days ago, leaving me little time to do anything about it) they said they wanted me to be their bitch, whatever that means. So far, it seems to mean serving drinks and playing DVDs of "Sex and The City". I was tempted to "Run like hell" since it's way too much estrogen. So, I don't know who else to turn to. What should I do? Q sayz "Panty raid". Any other ideas? Signed Caught in Cupertino (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

This has me in stitches... Do - The stuff that buys me beer Re - The guy who sells me beer Mi - the one...who drinks the beer Fa - A long run to get beer So - I'll have another beer La - I'll have another beer Ti - No thanks I'll have a beer And the brings us back to (looks into empty glass) Do'H!!! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

http://www.marmite.com/ I even made it clicky! Enjoy! (or not) (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

All this tea talk, and not one reference to Douglas Adams??? At least no one mentioned "Red Rose"... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Noice! Good ol' obscure quotes... I've been in Belgium on Tuesday once. Several onces, even. In fact, it was way too many onces in a row in the winter. Ever hear of "freezing fog"? You come out of the hotel early in the morning and can't open the car because the door's frozen shut! My theory on why the Germans have started so many wars is that the weather is so shitty 10 months of the year. What I can't figure out is why they always invade Belgium where the weather's even worse!!! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Yes, excellent. The only caveat I would add is to #10, which is that there are some groups of jumpers who shouldn't be teaching to certain other groups. I mainly refer to non-instructors teaching students, aspecially those still on a student progression. Fresh AFF-grads and even more experienced jumpers should avoid discussing things like backloops with somebody about to go on AFF 3. Enthusiasm is one of the things that makes this sport so wonderful, but there are people who aren't ready for the new trick you just found out. Thanks Bill Peter (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

It's already happened... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

We need one like Jack in the Jack in the Box ads when he's talking to the lady about "Chipotle"..."chipiddly?" ... "chipipidely?" "Just go." (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

F111 is low porosity. On a tangential note, I'm waiting for the day some idiot tries to test the system and jump one of these for the heck of it. I'm betting he'll win a Darwin award and his heirs will successfully sue the manufacturer. Edit: "sure" should have been "sue" (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

I think proper firearms training is a good thing. I disagree that you need an UZI, Kalishnikov or AR15 to learn it. Peter (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Man, that sounds like something TimmyD would say. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.