TitaniumLegs

How about soon to be divorced because you both skydive but she's pregnant and gets pissed when you go jump and she can't? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Very cool. I have a Skagen ti watch. I got on a ti kick after my accident, as you can probably tell from my handle. Ti watch, wedding band (with some gold), ti necklace with ti urn with TimmyD's ashes and the legs and none of it shows up in the checks at the airports! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Doesn't mean you can't delegate. I mean - don't you wanna see chicks spank chicks? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

That's using the phrase "grew up" very loosely... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Nerdy unemployed programmers... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Yeah, gotta leave room for your posters of Barry Manilow and Vanilla Ice. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

I think you left the 'f' off the beginning of that last work... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Oooh you're in big trouble meggadoobie... Nasty snide remarks and atitudes like yours will get you in trouble... Bad moods will notbe tolerated, And you will be repeatedly fruit looped till you beg for forgiveness And don't forget spankings! (where did that come from?) (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

That's not really French. Quebecois is to French as American is to English, only more so. Qu'est ce q't'a dit? Voyons! Back in 1995 when Quebec had the referendum to leave Canada, the people of Newfoundland were all for it because if Quebec leaves, it brings Toronto and Newfoundland closer together... Americans are so proud of their space shuttle. What most of "y'all" don't know is the arm thing they use to launch satellites is actually Canadian. It even says "Canada, eh?" on the side. But what I really wanna know is can you open a beer with it? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

I'm only in it to impress myself. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Are all ambulance drivers paramedics? Could it be that some are EMTs, or possibly not medically trained at all? Maybe some are actual doctors? Either way, this is like getting pissed off when a whuffo asks us about "pulling the string" to deploy, as if we activate by pulling a little piece of red reserve seal safety tie, or every time I tell a whuffo I broke my legs "What happened? Did your chute not open?" At least you didn't call him a bus driver - they do call ambulances "busses" in some places. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Gotta show this to the wife... edit: typo (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Maybe, but who says only Catholic priests behave like Catholic priests? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Glad to see you have your priorities straight! No kidding! Especially with a pair of traction splints and your crotch unpadded! ((({{{Mmmm}}}))) Peter (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

That's pre-titanium. My, but aren't we two sexy beasts!! Mark Lichtle took that shot... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

I log in a spreadsheet. Helps with the accounting and adding up freefall time. I wasn't always that careful and I know there are many jumps missing. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

My cadet corps was part of the honour guard for Queen Liz when she visited Victoria in the 80s. She passed about 8 feet in front of me. My mom served her tea at Royal Roads Military College. (Dad was Staff Officer - Cadets and Military Training - kinda "third in command"). Hatley Castle (the admin bldg for RRMC) is the castle used in the movie The Changling and is Lex Luthor's mansion in Smallville. So while I haven;t met many famous people, I have been to some famous places that most people haven't been. On a slightly different tack, I was on CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, CBC, CTV, BBC, and couple German stations after being on a hijacked plane in 1993. So I'm famous - or is that notorious? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

A few years ago in Taung an inyanga, through her medicines, caused a young man to find himself with his bed and all on the top of his roof. There's these things called fraternities. They do these things called pranks. The incident was even shown on Bop TV. Yes, TV powered by witchcraft... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

My best friend He was so silly (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

That's 'cuz u a tandem ho. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Damn. The font got all screwed up. Oh well. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! \\|/\|\\/|// |) \ --- / (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

The reason hammers are $500+ and toilet seats are $2234.87 is twofold: 1. Dumbass requirements like TEMPEST (no readable EM emissions) for inanimate objects. B. All the @$%&* paperwork like compliance with specs that have nothing to do with the item in question, demonstrating that we comply with EEO requirements and that we hire our quota of minorities who are lesser qualified, but better paid and have better opportunity for promotion than others who aren't minorities, showing that we hire all US citizens and have security clearances even though the item is going in an UNCLASSIFIED environment. iii. Showing that we have and comply with a Code of Conduct in compliance with the Sorbanes-Oxley Act even though we went through all that Procurement Integrity Act stuff after the last time this crap happened (~1987-88). OK I feel better now. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Figured by the time I wrote my first reply, DNA would have been suggested Robert Ludlum The Holcroft Covenant and a few others. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.

Stuff I like: Anything by Douglas Adams (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 5 part trilogy, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, or Last Chance To See) Donald Jack Bandy Papers - That's Me In The Middle, It's Me Again, ... (Canadian. WWI infantry officer who joins RFC. Hilarious.) Clancy's stuff, although I've only read parts of a couple of his non-fiction stuff. I didn't like the stuff other people wrote under his name like Op Center. Harold Coyle wrote a bunch of good military stuff starting with Team Yankee (WWIII scenario from the POV of an armoured team commander). Some of it's passé, some farfetched, some a little close to reality, but all a good read. Crichton - Airframe is excellent. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.