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I'm assuming you both were naked, otherwise it would just have been awkward, right? -- ZZZzzzz....

Low enough to just be able to turn into the wind and land. I did a "hop and pop" to fill a load with some of my friends doing their first jump (Static Line), and forgot that we were at 3000. I did some nice sit-flying, and then I saw the ground rise up to smite me from the corner of my eye. Stupidly went for the main in the heat of the moment. I was lucky to live, it was probably in the region of 500 feet. If I was jumping my own canopy, which sometimes snivels for over 500 feet.... you do the math . -- ZZZzzzz....

I like my women to have a complete set of each. I mean, if she had no ass, what's to keep her legs and body together ? -- ZZZzzzz....

Whoa there, can I have some of whatever you're on too ? -- ZZZzzzz....

Ok, little t. I'm going to try and make it to the 'Dal, but I have a lot of family-related stuff on over new year's, so I'll probably only get there on Saterday the 3'rd. I'll definitely be at one of the Easter boogies next year though. (any idea of when/where yet?) It's been a while since I jumped a Porter. I miss it a bit, 180 of my 300-odd jumps were made from a Porter

I can take off in any aircraft. Here are the steps: 1. Start (this is the difficult part) 2. Point into wind down runway (you can even skip that step sometimes) 3. Lash the donkey/s vigorously. 4. Keeping straight, apply gentle back pressure on stick/column. Counter any unwanted effects (torque etc) gently with controls. 5. You're flying. Landing's the biotch.... -- ZZZzzzz....

In my younger days I could have driven several types of hoe's as well, but my licence was revoked a while ago .... -- ZZZzzzz....

Say, T So, if Smith is the only human (and an American as well, I presume ), he has to be the good guy, right? -- ZZZzzzz....

Naaaah. As far as I'm concerned, you can keep your clothes on . -- ZZZzzzz....

Just say when and where ! -- ZZZzzzz....

Apart from a parachute, of course . 1. Car 2. Aeroplane (Single engine land) 3. Motorcycle 4. Motorboat 5. Crane 6. Horse (I think of it as driving, maybe that is why they always roll their eyes back at me) I can't drive: 1. Shopping trolley 2. Lawnmower 3. Pram I'm bored at work, two more days

Whatever.... Edited to add: Made you look, didn't I ? Edited to add some more: I don't get half the people's signature lines around here. I don't really care if someone does not get mine . -- ZZZzzzz....

Pia, Pia... While we all imagine your bum to look more or less like that, I have a suspicion you are having us on. Give us the real goods, as promised. I myself have never been tanked, but I have witnessed a tanking before. It's ugly. Being at work on a public holiday sucks. -- ZZZzzzz....

Me too. I'm in an honest mood. What kind of beer are you having? I'm having Millers - on special at the local liquor store for 69 Rand a Case. Not bad for an import. -- ZZZzzzz....

Actually, I fail to understand why it does not annoy the crap out of Sangiro. Any post he makes is instantly followed by a large number of "what he said" and "Like HH said, this aint blabla blabla." I believe that I have read those phrases more than any other over here. This is just another point of view. It does not mean that I do not like Sangiro or his site, quite the contrary. Sangiro, if you feel any negative comment someone makes should be followed by an invitation to "try to start your own website" (I have seen a few of those), that is obviously your prerogative. Bear in mind that someone like TitaniumLegs offering constructive criticism is actually being quite brave, considering the blind support you have here. -- ZZZzzzz....

Scratch, These Johannesburg girls are up for most things. I think that there is a good chance she will end up in the tank, but then again, her bum is yet to be posted here, despite the numeorus promises made. Maybe that alone could be reason for a tanking . -- ZZZzzzz....

I had some last night. Among other things. Where's your long-awaited bum-pic, Pia? -- ZZZzzzz....

A tongue (spelling ) tab. Urk - that would bother me. Could you snip it off with a nail clipper? -- ZZZzzzz....

OK. So you've been married for 19 years (making your wife at least 37 years old, I would guess), and you have kids too... What's her secret? I ask, because my wife is 20 now, and I would like to get her started on whatever it is as early as possible . -- ZZZzzzz....

Someone had to say it! -- ZZZzzzz....

I can only hope my wife will grow up to resemble your wife one day. You're a lucky guy, Wally. Share some more, by all means. -- ZZZzzzz....

You sound like a horoscope, dude. Maybe there is a tall, dark stranger somewhere in your future. -- ZZZzzzz....

Put a bit strongly, but I have to agree with you. -- ZZZzzzz....

I live in South Africa. I can only afford to go overseas once a year. Rough luck, it aint the USA this year . I hate you schnozzball loozer fuckkers who live in a local flight radius from the party . Have a good one. Maybe next year. -- ZZZzzzz....

Half the people who posted here don't understand the questions, it seems . Either that, or guys like Tommy Lee and that drummer from Led Zeppelin (who was that again?) could get some tips from you. Dream on ! -- ZZZzzzz....