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  1. http://groups.google.com/groups?dq=&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&group=alt.bizarre&safe=off&selm=vvDkb.808%242o2.15854%40amstwist00 About as thought provoking as this . -- ZZZzzzz....
  2. Impossible. I am one of the worst hooligans in a very debauched city, and I scored a 42% pure. I think most of the girls here are lying, and at least half of the guys too -- ZZZzzzz....
  3. Hell, am I the only one here taking Zyban? It has been almost three weeks for me now, previous record was twelve hours (without The Drug, that is ) -- ZZZzzzz....
  4. One word: ZYBAN Don't suffer. Drug it ! -- ZZZzzzz....
  5. Cape Town, South Africa is pretty damn close, I think .. -- ZZZzzzz....
  6. So no more redhotcollegelezboloversoflube.com for you ? -- ZZZzzzz....
  7. Yes, and I'd like mine with mayo and extra gherkins
  8. You're the one I have my doubts about. Look how long we have to wait for the promised bum pics . -- ZZZzzzz....
  9. As stated, it supposedly is an argument/publicity against genetically modified food. I support neither viewpoint, and did warn you . -- ZZZzzzz....
  10. And here are the dangers of genetically modified food. NSF W & the easily offended. Been waiting for a thread to post this in... -- ZZZzzzz....
  11. Well then, it looks as if I am going to have to make it. And we are still waiting for those promised bum pics, Pia. Just to bring this thread back on track again
  12. It does get very hot there in December, but there is a nice river to cool off in. Scratch is a regular of the club, I get out there when I can make it. But it sounds like I will have to make it in Dec ....! -- ZZZzzzz....
  13. Scratch is a handsome and fellow and a true gentleman, but he has all the skydiving abilities of a manhole cover. So, no. We'll stick to partaying . -- ZZZzzzz....
  14. Gauntlet thrown and challenge accepted . I'm sure Scratch will sort you girls out for accomodation . j/k - plenty of tent space. Goto www.skydive.co.za for details and pics. -- ZZZzzzz....
  15. OK, I will play. This is more or less what I would consider to be a perfect set. Any takers? -- ZZZzzzz....
  16. meatmissile

    Do you?

    Brilliant post! The problem is that most people take themselves way too seriously. Either that or they watched too many movies like Cutaway or Dropzone, and feel that as skydivers, they should appear "Gung-Ho" I hate that kind of pompous horseshit-for-brains types anyway ! -- ZZZzzzz....
  17. Thanks Pia, You left quite a few things out of your list above - generally it is too wholesome or my liking. I think that it is necessary to do at least one very bad thing each day, just to maintain balance. -- ZZZzzzz....
  18. sucks. Where do you live? I don't want to say bad stuff about your dad here, but man..... -- ZZZzzzz....
  19. Pia, right now all I am trying to do is get through the day without smoking, and without ripping someone's head off and stuffing it down their throats . Buggger the rest of the stuff . -- ZZZzzzz....
  20. To quote from a musical - "The world and I, we are still waiting..."
  21. Power(watt)=Force(Newton)xSpeed(meters/second) Now, for a jumper + equipment of 70 kilograms, you would require (at terminal velocity), a balancing force of roughly 700N, assuming gravity acceleration to be approximately 10 meters/second (~9.81, close enough). Taking the jumper's speed as 180km/h or 180000/(60^2) = 50m/s So, Power = (700 x 50) = 35000Watt = 35 Kilowatt OK, so I said 40. It could be even higher for a heavier person in a head-down or track. Happy? -- ZZZzzzz....
  22. You have lovely hair - and a very hot bum, if I may say so . -- ZZZzzzz....
  23. Is roughly the amount of power the average person will dissipate into the athmosphere in freefall. I wonder where it all goes. So, Bill - you are still a waster of energy, even if only in brief spurts -- ZZZzzzz....
  24. Wow, another South African skyhottie. Were the hell were all of you when I was unmarried and jumping in Gauteng? And where are your bum pics? And those of Pia? And Sheri? Scratch will overheat when he reads this thread again ! -- ZZZzzzz....