meatmissile

Correct, I meant Iceland, I think . The USA is definitely in North America. I actually did Canada an injustice by grouping them with the cold northern places, thus leaving the USA and Mexico in North America. To me it seemed like a logical division . -- ZZZzzzz....

Read your statement above carefully, consult a map of the world, and get back to me

Deuce's "Are you real?" thread made me think. You can't just go by how many others have met a person. I live in South Africa, and I have met but a handful of other DZ.com users. I guess there are no more than 500 active skydivers in the whole of South Africa, and there are probably even less in Namibia, where Skystorm lives. The same goes for Finland and places like that, as well as the CIS, where most skydivers post on Russian language boards. PS, please take the way I set up this poll with a pinch of salt. In other words, don't lose your sense of humor! PPS, I already thought of quite a few places I left out. Please feel free to check the last box if you live in one of those, and let your boiling blood of honor thus be cooled by calling me an asshat. -- ZZZzzzz....

Skreamer, Scratch and Debi have met me (there are others, but they don't post here very regularly) I have chatted to Bluefingers over the phone. I've met loads of skydivers that might have registered as users here on DZ.com, but who (like me) don't make our usernames part of our introductions. I don't post photo's of myself on the internet as a rule. My online persona is but a fraction of who I am. I don't consider it important. -- ZZZzzzz....

Maybe I will get shot for this

Not unless you start pornolizing reports and stuff before submitting them. Or unless he has a sense of humour failure . -- ZZZzzzz....

I have just over 300 jumps and I jump about 20 times a year now, due to time constraints and distance to the nearest DZ. I also have other interests like flying and extreme bagel eating. I jump an elliptical canopy at a medium wingloading. To my learned colleauges out there who would have me (and other people in the same situation) do tandems only, I respectfully submit that your opinions are as farts into the wind. I know I am a safe skydiver. Carelessnes and over-confidence is what causes accidents. I hate wize-asses. (en snotkop skygod laaities) If I wanted a 100 percent safe sport I would have taken up macrame. -- ZZZzzzz....

Go to www.pornolize.com. -- ZZZzzzz....

It certainly makes the political threads easier to read. I also surfed our company website via pornolize. It sounded like a really exciting place to work at all of a sudden.

Not really, I just recognised your face . -- ZZZzzzz....

You plagiarist, you! That is a photo from Skreamer's sojourns in Sweden. See this post from more than a year ago: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=182082#182082 -- ZZZzzzz....

Sigh.... -- ZZZzzzz....

That other monkey number one guy said one interesting thing one day. How did it go again ? -- ZZZzzzz....

I'm going to vote for Zumbala Maningi Kaidinhlovu. Then again, it would propably make no difference, since I do not live in the USA. People live in other places too, surprisingly enough

Where I live, way more than 500 people die every day from AIDS and other unnatural causes. Out of a population of 45 million. We are fighting a war against an unseen enemy, one we can't bomb or vent our anger on in any way. Now that is sad and "interesting". Well, you guys are never going to agree on whether this war was necessary or not. Why keep arguing for argument's sake? -- ZZZzzzz....

Boobies !!!! Nyaahahahah! NSFW -- ZZZzzzz....

I usually don't respond to posts merely aimed at getting a reaction. If you really feel something, why not visit a war memorial, and pay homage to them in some quiet, dignified way instead of writing a post like this on a skydiving forum? Just an idea. Use it/dont. -- ZZZzzzz....

Blood is invariably thicker than water. Aunts just get the wrong end of the stick sometimes, but you will find that she will really pull you out of the soup faster than any of your past or present men will, should the need really arise. So tread lightly on her feelings

How does she figure that she is a virgin anyway? Just because you do it with a "happy horse" 16 inch strap-on dong does not mean you're not really having sex. And you can't be a virgin after you've had sex. -- ZZZzzzz....

Well, I thought about your statement a lot, and I found that it could be broadened into an entire life philosophy from which billions of people could benefit. Famous? Hell, we could start our own religion, with you as the high priestess (there is money in the schism business). All we need is a tent, a PA system and some folding chairs. And robes and stuff. Are ye with me? (My apologies to the Turtelly One for highjacking his thread.) -- ZZZzzzz....

Maybe you should rather call it Brunhilde or Gretchen. And just drive it like Klaus. That way you get rid of the entire Die/Der/Das dilemma . -- ZZZzzzz....

Mine is terrible as well, and I may be wrong. Was it a female Volkswagen? male? Maybe it swings both ways? -- ZZZzzzz....

Shouldn't that be "Die Gruene Blitz"?

An axe... and now she changed it to a big ornamental one. I hope not. Luckily I am on a different continent

No, they just remove some ridiculous looking skin thingy from the front. The Corpii Spongosum and cavernosum they leave well alone . -- ZZZzzzz....