meatmissile

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  1. They are like that. Mine is about two years old now, and still very active. I can't wait for the time to come when she will spend less time pouncing on my feet from under chairs and more time taking a rest.
  2. No, but I might be. You look a lot like that girl that showed me a good time in Dallas about ten years ago. How old are you ? -- ZZZzzzz....
  3. Anyone, as long as they don't try and give me a monkey name afterwards -- ZZZzzzz....
  4. 125 HP... don't you think that's overkill for one of these? -- ZZZzzzz....
  5. Many women told me that they prefer performing oral sex on circumcised men. Do you really need any additional reasons? Do your boy a favour, circumcise him as soon as possible. -- ZZZzzzz....
  6. No, in fact - I am almost as tired of seeing those debates as I am of seeing threads about them being a pain in the ass. -- ZZZzzzz....
  7. Mar 18, 2004, 10:53 PM Post #1 of 1 (30 views) No, It does not seem so. For a post made by the popular and sexy dove to only get that many views and no replies at all before it hits page 2... Accountants don't skydive. It rumples the hairstyle, you see. -- ZZZzzzz....
  8. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=990649#990649 -- ZZZzzzz....
  9. You know, people like you make me worry about the future of the civilised world. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=990433#990433 -- ZZZzzzz....
  10. Sorry to hear that, chom. What about Cape Town? Why go to Durbs? Nothing there . -- ZZZzzzz....
  11. Well, I am afraid of heights too. If you're not, then you lack imagination
  12. Stood by while a "friend" was mistreating an animal. Read this again: -- ZZZzzzz....
  13. So you think cruelty to animals is just ...odd? Maybe if I threw you into a wall it would be odd as well. Maybe we can try it sometime. Apologies for breaking the rules, but I can't stand this. -- ZZZzzzz....
  14. Tell your friend he banked an ass kicking session with me on that one... Furthermore, you are a pathetic loser for not having intervened and still calling him a friend. -- ZZZzzzz....
  15. Oh, I thought it was removed by MeatMissile in the interest of public safety NSFW for you. -- ZZZzzzz....
  16. Did you notice how high Jack Nicholson jumped when she screamed after getting that other (what was it?) award? The one where she said: "This is insane, I'm from a farm in South Africa" SFW? I thought those things in Benoni were plots... -- ZZZzzzz....
  17. South African men are very handsome too If you look at Scratch's face from a distance of about five metres, there is a distinct resemblance to George Clooney's ass. -- ZZZzzzz....
  18. Oh shite, I just realised that I accidentally must have clicked on the tab that sorted "last replies" from top to bottom or the other way around. -- ZZZzzzz....
  19. I see, no wonder the women on here find that so cute. They are probably thinking something like "Ooodjie woodjie mama's wuddle tigger here boy here"? -- ZZZzzzz....
  20. Is he picking his nose, or what? -- ZZZzzzz....
  21. And how it has changed . -- ZZZzzzz....
  22. But he seems a bit skittish, eh? Not a very long attention span there it seems. Maybe we should turn this into an "insult Zeemax" thread. How about that? Wouldn't that be just positively gerat? -- ZZZzzzz....
  23. I assume that should be "great"? -- ZZZzzzz....