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But this might be you ! -- ZZZzzzz....

Yooohooo! To quote Shaggy "It wasn't me!" -- ZZZzzzz....

Rare and exclusive footage... -- ZZZzzzz....

Ours used to have it too. This one was sent to me as a joke - if you save it to disk and look at it in another program at it's real size, you can just make out that it says "fuckoff it's bedtime" in Afrikaans in the lower information bar

Pammi, sometimes it seems as if the next generation is going to have even less respect for human life and dignity than the present. All we can do is try our best. I believe that the answer lies in educating the next generation. I believe in removing violence from television altogether. These are isolated incidents, but one would be too many. The acceptable number of such crimes is zero. For this generation? Stricter laws, more effective prosecution and judgement, and harsher penalties is needed. It just does not seem to be a priority with the government right now. Oh, there's lots of talk, but what do you expect from politicians? -- ZZZzzzz....

Hy het padda op die brein. Om die waarheid te se, hy ly aan breinpadda sindroom. So 'n lekker ou groot brulpadda wat so met sy vingertjies in Andre se breinlob-voue vroetel! Af soos laasmaand se leftover lambredie . So, jy is 'n voorstaander van die "konvooi-looi"? -- ZZZzzzz....

Pammi, I would like to point out that the animals who do this are generally primitive illiterates. This is by no means true for the majority of South Africans who are as horrified by these things as any civilised human being would be. Some feel that education is needed to solve this problem. Shit, "problem" is too weak a word. While I agree with this to some extent, I also feel that a mandatory death sentence for such an offence (again, the word seems too weak) is needed. -- ZZZzzzz....

Would it be considered a personal attack if I said I agree with you ? PM me this amusing thing. I need it today. -- ZZZzzzz....

Toe vee ek maar hierdie uit alvorens ek diep in die kak beland . -- ZZZzzzz....

I love it!

So hoe sal jy nou daardie sin vertaal? -- ZZZzzzz....

Pia, it seems to be widely held in government circles that poverty causes AIDS. All that remains to be determined now: Is poverty contageous? Maybe it is spread through high personal taxes and increased social spending coupled with rising unemployment and rampant illiteracy . -- ZZZzzzz....

Solank jou vriende jou net nie sien nie ! -- ZZZzzzz....

Dit hang alles net af van wat julle wil kook . http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=901617#901617 -- ZZZzzzz....

God help us all . edit: Note the curtains in the background of the cartoon . -- ZZZzzzz....

Ah. Then they probably had that idea in mind. -- ZZZzzzz....

Let me help you there. It should be "Nou praat jy kak!!!" Haha, I met someone this weekend who jumps at Skydive Atlanta. So now I know what you're really like. And it ain't purdy . -- ZZZzzzz....

Holy shit, you all seem to have a lot of time on your hands!

I will translate any section of this thread for you, but there's litlle worth knowing. We're bemoaning the weather in the different parts of South Africa where we live - it is about 108 degrees Farenheit in Cape Town today . -- ZZZzzzz....

Heel winter, dus. 'n Mens kan ook moeg raak daarvan, jy weet. Watter een ding is dit? -- ZZZzzzz....

Ek beplan om na die Margate boogie te gaan as ek enigsens kan. Waar kan mens die besonderhede kry? Dit gaan oor die paasvakansie gebeur? Your Afrikaans is quite good for a soutie

Insert section breaks and only put the watermark in the sections you want it in. OR Throw your PC out of the window. It makes MS word work better, and if you are four floors up or higher, that would be the fastest you MS word will ever go

Ongelooflik warm. Was julle toe hier in Des/Jan? En waar is al die interessante stories wat sekerlik moes gebeur het? -- ZZZzzzz....

Did you deliberately title your thread so that one could gain the first impression that it was a recent event? -- ZZZzzzz....

Net soos met 'n mooi girl raak mens na 'n ruk ook maar gewoond aan die mooigeid, en dan begin jy kyk na dinge soos of sy kan kook, gesels en so aan. Sover dit my betref is die Kaap soos 'n mooi girl wat hopeloos in die kooi is... . En voor Andre die soort kak begin praat wat my in die moeilikheid kan kry, nee - ek praat nie uit onlangse ervaring nie. -- ZZZzzzz....