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Probably did not want to hurt my feelings.. me being a hairy geezer and all

If his rig is a size 16 mine must be a .... holy shit thats big....

You need corn whiskey aged 30 days or less. Come to Elsinore

OK, OK you win... Bush personaly planted the bombs in the WTC, all members of the military are mindless drones controled by Big Oil, anyone who should disagree with you is violating your right to free speech. Every wacka doodle conspriacy theroy that you subscribe to is correct. Your absoultelyfuckin right about everything. Your the mayor in "jimbrown town" We are lowly loathsome visitors...

Oh Yeah.

Hang in there Shah. From one owner of a "bowl of shit soup" to another its gonna clear up soon

Theres nothing wrong with helping out a fellow jumper. You never know when you will be on the reciving end. Been there done that got the t shirt

Usualy split the bill according to who paid for what. If a rigger or packer is present I pick up the tab. There are some people you ALWAYS take care off

Oh but I have profited from my service. I have lifelong friends, I have met true heroes, I would not trade my friendships or experiences for ANY amount of money. This day I honor those of us who have fallen. Despite what a sorry asshole like you has to say

Yes... yes it is... it handles like a dream. if it could cook I would marry it.

Well golly gee just another day for you to crawl out from your rock and in your usual pontificateing, arrogant way you manage to get in a swipe at veterans and service members in general. Go fuck yourself. You are unworthy to even suck the turds out of a latrine. Yeah yeah I know Im banned

Leave your wife in the trunk but not your rig (gasp!!!)

heh heh wait until ya jump with me. My canopy is so big ya can probably make 3 of yours plus a nice windbreaker out of it

The Serbian government protected the guy this entire time. His value to them as a way of rallying the Serbian people decreased so they gave him up. He has a few buddies that are getting a little nervous right about now..

I've tallked to shah on the phone.. but then it could all be a computer simulation...

Having spent a little time there when I was a kid, I always thought the UK was a great place with an amazing history. The British troops I worked with were highly trained, professional, with a great sense of humor

" It's great to watch her wagging her tail in excitement every time I get back to the hangar after a jump." Sounds like the dogs REALY like it there.

Your not old at all. I just came back after a 17 year layoff. I'm 53

"Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree"

combat boots OH YEAH!!!!!!!!

Ripcord tv show. can't dance, can't throw a football, not the best looking guy in the world, but man I can FALL..

Does she have a mom who likes old hairy guys who jump large canopies?

"fucked like a french whore on payday". Or a variation, My nephew used to drown himself in Axe bodyspray... I would tell him "you smell like a french whore on payday"

Any beer on a dropzone tastes great

(Doing my best Marlon Brando imatation).... STELLA!!!! STELLA!!!