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I view it as "doing the world a favor". It helps me be nice to people and it keeps me from becoming a mass murderer or something along those lines.

I'm also curious as to the modification of post ban weapons. I have a post ban Bushmaster "shorty", but I hate the A2 stock on it. I would like to put a collapsible or an A1 stock on it. I know theres only a 1 inch difference in the A1 and A2, but it really helps with my sight picture as I am a small person. As far as new toys go, I just want to modify what I have.

Sort of off subject... but when I was with Delta Airlines, we had a guy named Geno, he had been with the company for close to 30yrs and didn't take shit from anyone.. Geno was our operations guy and one day a flight attendant stormed in demanding bags of ice for the airplane, and told him "I remember when service used to be good!". Without missing a beat he looked at her and said, "And I remember when flight attendants were young and pretty." I had to leave to room after that....totally made my day.

Count me in on the tomato fight... I remember seeing that on the travel channel....they brought in tractor trailer loads of tomatos and all hell broke loose in the city. Not sure how things like this get their start, but its so cool that its still not dead. As far as the bulls go, let me get a few beers in me and it will probably seem more like a good idea.

Not sure what this is about, but I said, red wrench....but I also have a letter of release from a full bird doc in the army that says Im ok....

THATS NOT FUNNY MAN!!!

I forgot this one.... "gotta flat?" "Nope, I rotate my tires every 3000 miles no matter where Im at"

"Thats as effective as Elton John reading a Hustler" Heard this one years ago... someone ask... "Gotta flat?" "Nope, I was driving along and the other 3 just swelled up on me."

I will go ahead and apolagize in advance....these are better hearing my 10 yr old niece tell them... What did George Washington tell his men before they crossed the Deleware? Get in the boat. What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? Hey where is my tractor....

Ummm..... ask around about "Ricks" (If it is still there).....

You women have it so easy.... Heaven forbid a woman started following me around or started sending sexually suggestive emails.. I talk dirty to a woman, its sexual harrassment, a woman talks dirty to me, its like $3.99 a min.... Where is the gender equality in that?

My hat is off too you. Im not sure if I would of been man enough to listen to him speak of a lost friend without getting myself into trouble. You did the right thing, and his talk will eventually catch up with him. It would be nice to sit back and watch when it does.

Thank you

Molson Brewery? hell in my book, you got the job..

Thank you for sharing Mailin....just when I question myself about things I do, I can reflect on this and realize that Im not to stupid after all.

Me and some friends are headed to Germany for 3 weeks. July 17th through Aug 7th... We will be flying into Frankfurt and staying in Kaiserslaughtern and we plan on bringing our rigs with us. Where is a good place to jump that is within that area? Any help will be greatly appreciated.

"UFOs' are real, the AirForce does'nt exist." "Jesus is coming, look busy" seen those on a toolbox a few years ago.

Thanks for the correction..

You know the best thing about screwing twenty four year olds? Theres twenty of them.....

A baby seal walks into a club....

Feeling down huh? A few ideas that work for me. 1. Unsure of the Dunkin Donuts or the Krispy Kreme debate? GO CHECK EM BOTH OUT WITH SOMEONE SPECIAL. 2. Go to a toy store and have a little fun, who cares how old you are? (Im 32 and color on regularly) 3. Tell a friend how much they mean to you. 4. Smile and say hello to strangers. 5. Do something you would not normally do. This list could go on, hell Im bakeing brownies tonight to take to work in the morning.....no reason, just felt like doing it. SNAP OUT OF WHATEVER IT IS BOTHERING YOU. I know its easier said than done, but worrying or feeling sorry for yourself WILL NOT HELP.

I wonder if he will ever be invited back? Good honest stuff.

"What if there is no tommorrow? There wasn't one today."

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