ElJosh

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  1. ElJosh

    Am I a tard?

    I finally was going to update my avitar and now I can't figure out how to do it. What's up? Am I just the dumb ass that can't find it? ~El Josh AKA Ruby DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  2. Duh...drive to Dallas or just move back to the mother land aka The Grand Republic of Texas. Damn that just brought a tear to my eye. all around damn it! ~El Josh aka Ruby DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  3. ...but Martin I am a drunken bastard and if I have cash in my pocket I will just get drunk and loose it. And remember you are a DZO, so in light of just sayng Fuck You, I pay with plastic. Though I think you have actually told me Fuck You after I've paid. See You At Freaks, Baby!!!! ~El Josh AKA Ruby DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  4. :0:0 Didn't get to go out to the DZ this weekend. I'll make it up at Freaks!!!! ~El Josh aka Ruby DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  5. I got everything packed up tonight. Leaving on Thursday afternoon. I can't Wait!!! ~El Josh aka Ruby Yes I am taking my Vespa on the 500 mile one way journey! DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  6. haha LMFAO I was using the term "box" the other day and no one knew what I was talking about. Sad indeed, ~El Josh aka Ruby DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  7. Dude you're not a band until you have! DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  8. Yes because nobody can wait to see naked guys wrestling. DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  9. the 1 is in the wrong spot mate ~El Josh AKA Ruby DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  10. And you know what this is like, how? err or um ...as I've been told...yeah that's the ticket. ~El Josh AKA Ruby DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  11. Find a new place to jump DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  12. I coach swimming and when you pretty much live in the pool Chlorine can kill your skin. It gets dry and burns like the worst of STDs. Showering just washes the crap off of you. ~El Josh AKA Ruby DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  13. Haha I guess I could add a to my numbers. My first ride with your mom. DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  14. Tits, I can always use an extra pair. How did this thread go this long without tits? Balls made it on the 1st page. ~El Josh AKA Ruby DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  15. My Nickname is Ruby This comes from when I bought a used rig with the name Ruby stiched in it. My jump suit is also cut for tits that I don't have. Ruby is the name that almost everyone calls me these days. We have like a million Mikes at our DZ so they all have nicknames too. DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  16. Guess you'll have to settle for naked day jumps with your eyes closed. I can't do naked jumps unless it's freezing outside. That way I have an excuse for my lacking bulge. ~El Josh AKA Ruby!!!! DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  17. Same here. I loves the freaks pictures. Lance's deep gaze has me feeling tired. ~El Josh AKA Ruby DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  18. :2:0 Wanted more but our plane broke. DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  19. Jewel=bad teeth I wouldn't kick her out of bed though! DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  20. haha anyone still up for saying fuck the Russians? DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  21. Dude I am so telling on you!!! DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  22. He's French? DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  23. FYI http://www.snopes.com/politics/gasoline/saudigas.asp DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  24. What's the point of your insipid music posts they are booooooooooooring, not funny, and duh!lllllll I'm not amuzed, entertained, nor informed by them What are you smoking or on? You're the one with major typos and grammar errors tonight Mr. Teacher By the way, I am not on this site to PLEASE YOU! Mr Mousey! So if you don't approve of my posts, then please move along and ignore them Practice what you preach snap! ~El Josh AKA Ruby DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.
  25. And now he's right handed! ~El Josh AKA Ruby DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude.