DALAILAMA

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  1. Oh no, I forsee many a tree hugger about to bash you. Quick run for your life! "I don't care who ya are that there's funny" "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  2. Oh wait, I have a better one! Dave Chapelle on the Apprentice! I'm rich, BEIACH! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  3. Dave Chapelle is so funny it is almost makes me feel bad watching it, then I am reminded why when I almost soil myself laughing at him. Jessica Simpson however is the dumbest woman alive! Tru Tru "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  4. Newlyweds? Absolutely not. That would interfere with my DR. Phil time slot. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  5. You guys are sad! I mean come on, don't give in to the lowest of lows and subject yourselves to those degrading realit....oh gotta go all star survivor is on! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  6. Hey Mike, I don't know if you remember me, but we jumped together at the WFFC in 2000 I videoed you and preacher on a high altitude jump from Mullins King Air. That is where I also got the pleasure of meeting John Woo. I met Billy Vance a few times in AL. and while I worked at skydive Monroe in GA. Billy brought a group of deaf tandem students he and a few others docked on it. Take care and hope to jump with you again sometime! Greg "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  7. I know or should I say I have had the honor and privledge of knowing Danny Greene. A great man and wonderful skydiver...except the time he tried to dirt me in Americus Ga. at a 4th of july jump we used to do together but that is another story. I saw him last at the Golden Knights Reunion in Dec. How is he doing. GW "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  8. Headland is a great place and the owners are super great guys. I am going to Panama City Beach for spring break as well, doing tandems for MTV on the beach....Oh God Let be a hottie and not a dude! Hope to see ya there. GW "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  9. I have refused to take individuals with health issues IE. recent sinus problems and I have refused to take students who were intoxicated or appeared to be nonfunctioning from the night prior. There can be only one! -opelika style- "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  10. I don't mean to be the mean opinionated one, but here it goes! This is purely my opinion. There is no reason in the world not to wear an altimeter audible or visiual. There are alot of impressionable younger jumpers out there reading these posts! I can understand getting out low and immediately deploying, however, if the practice of jumping without one continues there are grave consequences and sooner or later someone will pay them (god forbid it be anyone at all!) How many times have we read the phrase "lost altitude awareness" in the Fatality reports. I think there fore I am, If I don't think wisely I will not be! -The Dalai lama- AKA. ME! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  11. Didn't you recommend to someone else in another thread to buy a mirage? "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  12. The perfect container in my opinion would be a Javelin with a few mods... Skyhook from a vector, price of a wings, and delivery time of an infinity. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  13. Sucks doesn't it! My 2002 firebird, 2 weeks old, got rearended in front of the dealership where I bought it. The guy was drunk, had an open container, no license, no insurance, stole his girlfriends car, and didn't speak english. (yeah, lets give all the illegal aliens drivers license's.....whats that sign say????) He also tried to drive away. The only reason why he couldn't drive away was he was stuck under the back end of my car. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  14. Are you talking about Fast Eddies fat tandem video where the chest strap comes up to her throat as they deploy and they slide it in upon landing and she does the splits, slides in on her chest and face with the poor TM riding on top of her? I call it the Spruce Goose, cause she looks like some grossly obese goose coming in with her feet out. LMAO when I saw it, LMAO every time I see it! I think I saw that same video, I believe it was Ben Butler and not Fast Eddie Scarey!!! I had a passenger ask after opening "Is the thingy open" I said yes and then she asked "am I still alive?" "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  15. No wonder why you didn't like them as a child, you couldn't spell them, I still can't! You poor poor child, candy! I have a psychological allergic reaction to PEAS! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  16. DALAILAMA

    I'm done

    Your educated responses will be missed on here, I know I have stopped and reconsidered my train of thought due to your input on a subject. I'm just sorry I never got to jump with you. Peace Out!!! DALAI LAMA "I got something to say, It's better to burn out than fade away" "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  17. Good point! I just think it is amusing that the Sunpath website advertises a watch/altimeter named Vector! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  18. No wonder why you jumped without a chute! You probably had dreams of jumping Da Vinci's "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  19. Skywhuffo, The individuals are correct in saying that the team members are working out of their original military jobs until their time on the team is up, however, there have been a # of individuals that left the team and were "pulled" for duty in Afghanastan and Iraq. Since that time several have returned and are back in the US. home safe! Dalai Lama "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  20. When, where, how and did SHE enjoy it? Sorry it took a while to reply, the dogs were begging for a bath! When....8 yrs ago Where...sorry I plead the 5th on that one! Did she...I doubt it it was too hard trying to stay in the position. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  21. Oh yes it has been done! Hard to maintain but none the less interesting! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  22. Kind of sad, in a disgusting way! Lets just say my date did not please the faculty! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  23. If you only knew! I graduated in 1990 and the Proms were segregated. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"