DALAILAMA

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  1. The landing out, yeah that sucks, but I would just sum it up as stuff sometimes happens. I agree with the openings being too close for comfort, I wouldn't put my passenger in that kind of dangerous position. Wipe the brow and whew! An (almost disaster) caught on live TV! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  2. 1. When you are in a bar and they yell last call and the only thing that comes to mind is WOO HOO! sunset load! 2. If you have ever done it "OPELIKA STYLE"! 3. While watching parasailers you unintentionally blurt out. A. Hook It! B. Cut Away! C. Sissy! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  3. You drunk, No, say it ain't so! My image of you is ruined now. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  4. With wonderfully amazing students such as yourself. the privledge of being in the air with you is all the tip I need! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  5. They taste better dipped in thinner! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  6. Video whore! Love Ya "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  7. Let me guess Dave, Paint chips when you were a child right! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  8. Ok, but is this salmon fellow gonna help me pay? "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  9. With deep sadness, my condolences go to his family and all of us who loved him! He was a hard man with a kind heart and would do or give anything for anyone. Unfortunately, for his family he did give everything. He gave everything for his love of this country and the freedom we have. He will truly be missed as a Husband, father, skydiver, soldier and as a friend. We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition; And gentlemen in England now-a-bed Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day. William Shakespeare - "King Henry V" (4.3.43), "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  10. I bid 50.00 but we will have to use your car cause mine..... ummmm, doesn't exsist! Hey sweet thang can I buy you a fish sandwich? "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  11. Sorry I missed you, I just got back from 10 days @ Z-Hills. I will be back in April.....unless, I can be talked into comming before I leave for AZ on the 17th...hint, hint! Hugs you want, it is hugs ye shall receive! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  12. Leave me dumb I don't wanna know the truth about anything! I on the other hand have problems with telling a lie. So here it is...Cora, you post too damn much!...Just kidding love ya! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  13. Yeah, don't remind me about that one. I missed it by one weekend remember. I knew I should have broken our plane! Damn! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  14. Why? Cause its KEWL! Seriously, I do sometimes transition to toggles to get more distance, but only if I am going for distance, I enjoy experimenting with my canopies...I mean the Army's canopies (sorry Uncle Sam) "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  15. Why, oh why not at Aggieland dear Dave...Cause every time I come up there I am Tandem Beioch! It would be nice to come and just play! Hmmmm an Idea emerges from the depths of my inner delirium! Yes play at Aggieland I must! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  16. Split slider for demo accuracy. D-ring for classics and Russian D-ring w/lip for those ever wonderful Parafoil openings. Don't be discouraged, My foil (which I have gone head down with) opens slower than my stiletto. I do seminars wherever there is a need for one. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  17. Just trying to be like "DA KING MONKEY" PMS# Pending "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  18. not yet, but hell I'm still young. I can't pack them all myself! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  19. Maybe because in his mind he isn't the same man that cheated on his wife. People change and when people do bad things and they change for "the better" simply disavowing the individual they were is easier than accepting that they were once the person that they now despise. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  20. Denial based on trauma is probably the most common forms of denial. The second being denial based on guilt. The conscience is a wicked wicked thing. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  21. I would say that tipping is definately not out of line. Instructors soliciting for tips is however, way out of line. The tip is almost always given at the end of an event, so the idea that it ensures prompt service is kind silly. I believe a tip is more of an acknowledgement of appreciation. therefore tipping is completely the choice of the patron and not at all out of line. If someone feels it makes them happy by tipping then so be it, tip away. I have and always will refuse to take tips (I have been known to be forced to accept alcohol) because I feel bad enough taking money for teaching someone what I think everyone should have the privledge of experiencing. I don't even like someone trying to pay me when I pack for them just because I know that they need help in "making the next load". "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  22. 1. make a base jump 2. Make a birdman jump 3. cutaway just to see what it feels like 4. meet more wonderful friends 5. stop being lazy and get my riggers ticket 6. not bounce 7. none of anyones business "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  23. Is there anything going on during the holidays? I am thinking of making some jumps while I am home on vacation. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  24. If you are serious about competing in accuracy give me a PM. I have some information on a competition accuracy seminar and coaching available. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  25. Smoke brackets are cool, the ground effect and cloud vortecs left over afterwards was even cooler. I just wish I could find those pics. Damn alcohol! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"