DALAILAMA

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  1. The cell phone towers were alive that night with the drunken tequilla chatter of the lovely ladies of CSS. Stu is an outstanding individual, He also is very good at letting you know when your bed time is! "Thanks Stu" "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  2. Noice pic gimp... Zhills rocked. tell the bon fire I said WHAT YO NAME IS? "I AM THE DALAI LAMA!' "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  3. Nice pics, Glad I got the pleasure of finally meeting you, It was a great weekend, sorry it was too cold for you to jump. Here's one for the records. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  4. Daddy likes tongue! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  5. Contemplating Z-hills for the Turkey meet if not then definately CSS, It's 2 hours away. After all I can't pass up the chance to get more pics like the one below! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  6. Sweets on a sweetie! Who's the luckiest man on earth now! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  7. Nevermind strike that, I mean.....Ummm ummm, stay away, dang it! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  8. OK, ok, ok, I pick you! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  9. What do I win? What do I win? "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  10. Chocolate smeared on someone is more gooder! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  11. Ditto! Someone to share Christmas with would be nice. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  12. I want to be adopted! can I pick the adoptee? "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  13. Ha Ha! you are a geek, damn, then what does that make me? "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  14. Yeah, the Einstein was a fun poke at you, sorry! I don't wish someone undo harm because they want to move...Thats what U-Haul is for, well that and the cool free blankets..I mean, never mind! I do "thoroughly disapprove with extreme prejudice" someone that wants to "desert their country" and run away based off of the elected leader, especially when their are individuals fighting for the freedom that some take for granted every day. There are men and women of the armed services fighting the global war on terrorism as we speak and defending our freedom, such as the freedom to run and hide when things don't go exactly our way...."The definition of IRONY"! As for the deserters in the military...Yes they should be punished to the maximum severity of the law. (I guess it is a good thing that I didn't write the laws) Desertion was a crime punishable by death, but that was back in the day where people loved their country and never considered it. Being Politically correct sucks! As for the venting...I am out of KY no apologies! Peace to all...well almost everyone! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  15. Cool pics, (BUT) I would have the tandem I's rating pulled if he knew it was going to happen prior to the event and the passenger was a first time student! Sorry, I don't believe in Jeopardizing the life of a student for a good Picture. I know I'm an ass! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  16. Rick, Yes, I do need a hug, but first can I see your boobs? "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  17. Hey Einstein, If you took the time to read my post, you would have read the first line, which stated the individuals name that wants to go to Canada. I never said anything about you or even attempted to bash you for posting the article, as a matter of fact, I appreciate people like you posting this information. It gives me something to vent about. Everyone that knows me knows I don't vent that often, so venting about idiots such as Joe is a good stress reliever for me. (It keeps the kittens safe) Be careful and don't be so defensive next time...You could accidentally start an argument! Peace to you and Yes I am in the military and I did volunteer to defend "OUR" freedom for the past 14 years. Peace. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  18. I got one for Hallmark, I just don't think they are ready for. Roses are red Violets are blue. Lets get drunk Beiach! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  19. Come get some! You don't want it! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  20. Hey Joe, Instead of heading north, how about reporting to one of the many military bases inside the US. (you know the place that houses the people who defend, fight and die for the freedom you take for granted) When you report just tell them what kink of bleeding heart liberal you are and how you are not satisfied with their country or their commander in chief. I am sure they will find you a nice comfortably place to reside for a short transition period prior to operations Being conducted. Your choice of residence includes the following LOT # 1. 50-100 acres of open land, with all the fresh air you can breath. A view of the stars that people can only dream of, with wildlife all around. No taxes to be paid and no noisy neighbors! The only down fall for you and your deserter friends. The noise is a tad loud once the Miniguns begins prepping the objective with preassault fires. Oh how exquisite it is to see the flames dance while the tracers light up the night from the side C-130 Specter gunship, as it ever so silently glides through the midnight air in a left hand pattern as if only to taunt the prey below. Once the terror has completely sunk in and just as you were getting ready to reclaim your loyalty to our great nation, a loud and thunderous boom would ring through the countryside as the ever so greatful pilots conducting the live fire training mission would introduce you to another great American wonderfully named 105 mm howietzer. (You can run, but you will only die tired!) LOT # 2 A fully furnished 6 bedroom, 3 bathroon, condominium. remotely secluded for the privacy lover in you. No down payment needed, free utilities, free air conditioning, thanks in large to no roof. And all the company you could ever want with cardboard silhouettes of all your favorite friends. Nevermind the walls being tires and the thousands of spent shell casings that make up your custom floor. You can entertain your cardboard friends until all hours of the night as you see fit with no interruption from law enforcement individuals....well that is until the Door is suddenly blown from the hinges from the charges of C-4 and det cord and the party is so rudely interrupted by the ear bleeding concussion of a flash bang. Once you think...oh nevermind, you won't have time to think. Just as you realize you are not the life of the party anymore, you have a stream of 12 dashing individuals, whom you don't remember inviting to your little get together, pour through what used to be a doorway. Blatantly ignoring the "please check your coats at the door sign" the 12 individuals graciously introduce themselves to your communist liberal friends by delivering a 9mm to the head and one to the chest with what is called the double tap polka! Realizing you don't dance your new friends graciously leave you to your lifeless party with a quickness. As they disappear into the night you are simply left with the fresh smell of gun powder, the Blinding glare from the flash and the ringing in your ears. the memory of sweet sounds of suppressed weapons. and just as your ears begin to return to normal. You can faintly hear the sound of a laser guided Tomahawk as it gently enters your residence relieving you from all burdons of ever having to clean up after the party. If you are not going to be thankful for the freedom you enjoy, then you are blatantly telling the individuals that die for your freedom that they are doing it for nothing. If you are not going to be Pro American then, Be a training aid! We always need training aids! Sorry that was my outside voice! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  21. SKYEROTIC "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  22. The one true thing that sets our species apart form the rest of the planet is the ability to communicate. Having the ability to communicate without words is one of the most advanced forms of communication you can posess. Being able to sign to someone in the tunnel or in freefall is a very amazing thing. I have signed the Tandem waiver video, the narration for a demonstration jump and the entire 1st jump course. Talk about being wore out, It will truely break you down physically as well as mentally, but the reward emotionally is well worth it. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  23. Pictures! Did someone ask for pictures? Hey I am willing to please, since you asked so nicely! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  24. Happy B-day Tim Damn you old! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  25. I can't believe you people are discussing this, it is so obvious... 'Because of the metric system' -Brad "Look at the brain on Brad!" - Jules "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"