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  1. With my genes it probably is the other way around and it will be a lave lamp! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  2. 18 weeks old and already a ham! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  3. The straps don't have to be loose for this person to fall out, especially when the side straps are this loose. It is inevitable. People were asking "how could anyone let this happen" when referring to the two students that fell from the harnesses. They are apparently still letting it happen! I don't mind people making themselves "learning experiences" but for god sake "be an idiot on your own time" not with someone else! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
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    I once gave felatio to a female ostrich! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  5. Then I retract my prior politically correct statement and replace it with. Damn, Thats Dumb! You would think with the current events in tandem jumping, someone would have the sense to tell him...Hey maybe that isn't the best Idea. Where have all the responsible people gone? This is simply my opinion. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  6. I completely agree with you. I believe the "TI paid for the slots" is not enough exscuse to risk anyones well being. I am not here to persecute anyone but EVEN IF the passenger and the TI were both experienced jumpers the TI still has an obligation to the USPA, the company that issued the rating and to his or her DZ to keep the jump within "as safe as possible conditions" The side spin is an almost uncontrollable condition in which once it starts it is extremely difficult and in some situations impossible to recover from. What is controllable to a point is the situations that caused the side spin. Leaving the straps this loose is an extremely bad decision and thankfully for the people doing it they have gotten away with it so far. I just pray that they have seen the pros and cons and have fixed their harness tightening procedures. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  7. I told ops to tell the russians that we would take two bottles of vodka and a goat in trade for you straight up! Karma is a bitch, at the tandem camp this week I got Kidney Stones! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  8. So far she is if she doesn't chicken out! I am an examiner and she has sat in on a course and seen the (as she calls it ) Death video. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  9. Either way you sway on this matter thanks for bringing it up, My wife is planning on doing her first skydive in a week or so and I appreciate all the input from everyone. edited to say....Oh yeah, shes knocked up! 16 weeks "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  10. The normal web site is not showing any scores. I am out of the competing (style and Accuracy) arena for now but we are starting a swoop team. We have a few Velocities on the team now and should be in full swing next year. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  11. In my younger years! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  12. I have 2 RSK's one has a stiletto 120 and the other a VELOCITY 103 the sunpath sizing chart is a recommendation. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  13. Anyone know whats going on in Russia right now with the World Military Parachuting Championships? "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  14. I personally like the new body painting "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  15. Thanks Joe! The openings are amazing and the rings have stayed down every time. The amount of time it takes to reattach it after landing is unnoticable. Your RDS is without a doubt the best "cannot live without" accessorie since the inception of swooping! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  16. Mine has 6000 and 189,000 posts. I think 6,000 is the limit. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  17. Same here...spooky! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  18. Congrats on your rating and the ability to recognize that there is good recommendations out there. Just from looking at the photos, I would like to put in some constructive criticism in if you would like it? I would say that the one thing most instructors don't realize until later in their career is that arching is not overrated. The vast majority of tandem instructors that have just gotten their liscences try to fight the wind and to struggle with the student. I tell my TI candidates that if you are buffeting around alot 90% of the time it is your fault. TI"S fly with knees down and try to constantly grab the wind with their hands and push down. Try this if you ever find yourself severly potato chipping with a student..... 1. Stop what are doing, 2. Take your arms and rest them on the students shoulders. 3. Exaggerate the arch (Knees up) Try and fix the problem but first make sure the problem isn't you! Good luck and be safe and always care! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  19. Simmer down there stalker! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  20. Do it two times for me gimpy! I will be elsewhere, living life vicariously through you...... Damn thats bad! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  21. Because you are a beautiful and cruel woman! Oh the humanity of it all! Stop the pain "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  22. You should be ashamed of yourself posting that kind of material on a site such as this! I couldn't believe my eyes when I opened the photos...all 127 times! God loves you little girl! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  23. Dwight Schultz He did a tandem with us last year "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  24. PM sent. "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"
  25. Sorry to some of you I am going to offend! "If the JM can"t fly, he must go bye bye!" Size and weight (in my opinion) are not factors. If the student is too light or too heavy then give up your slot to an appropriately sized instructor. Lew said it best "Dress for success", however there is no excuse for the inability to fly your slot. It ain't rocket science, but it also isn't for everyone! "Dropzone.com, where uneducated people measuring penises, has become an art form"