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  1. Lucky you. I have yet to do one. It's nice to see Wendy not working and getting the chance to play. Maybe next time I'm in town for a couple hours to make a quick jump or two she wont be so busy for me CSA #699 Muff #3804
  2. Did the "punk" have insurance or under the influence of anything? I'd files suit if you answer yes to either. If not it would be something to add in your letter to the judge or in your oral statement. Under the public information act you could possibly get his past driving record and use that against him. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  3. It would explain why he has been with Carla for so long and doesn't want to settle down. He likes the cock and doesn't want to let the world know. It would explain why he likes freeflying in the sit position. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  4. This one time at the DZ this REALLY experienced jumper tried to go big for the cameras and do something nobody has ever done before and he like TOTALLY biffed the landing and now we get to laugh at him every time we see the rerun on "Real TV." Good Luck Bro CSA #699 Muff #3804
  5. I SO wish I could have been there. So where is our little Ausi friend from the '05 WR. I haven't heard anyone mention the word ARCH with an Ausi accent or did they opt not to give him a radio this year. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  6. Abbi Drop me a line and I'll give you a cantact number for Larry. Scott CSA #699 Muff #3804
  7. Yah, 82nd AIRBORNE Division 313th MI BN (1998-2000) CSA #699 Muff #3804
  8. I like- "Beware of the toes you step on today, for they may belong to the A$$ you kiss tomorrow" "Sexual harassment will not be permitted in this area. However, it will be graded" CSA #699 Muff #3804
  9. I'll be looking for the issue of January Parachutist with the 100 way on its cover. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  10. Not a bad article and you are right Dave about it sounding like you own all of Skydive West Plains, not just the school. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  11. I have been in it 3 or 4 times at least Pics of me alone as well as jumps I've done. Since it is your "first time" as you say YOU OWE Edit to add- I've also been in Skydiving Mag as well CSA #699 Muff #3804
  12. Nice pics but where is Mary? I didn't think you two ever went hiking without each other. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  13. My avatar has nothing to do with my name. The name comes from Homer Simpson. I just like the name Homer. The pic comes from the 2006 Caribbean Boogie in Puerto Rico. I LOVE CRW! Just wish I could get more people to do it with me. I'm second row on the left with the nearly all black canopy. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  14. The DZ has been listed for sale about 2 years now without any interest. Larry and Bob would like to see the DZ sold as a whole but dought it will happen. The building will be turned over the the port commission come years end. Like everything, all good things must come to an end. I just wish I could have gotten my 500 jump before it closed. Guess it will have to be West Plains this weekend. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  15. If an episode of "Walker Texas Ranger" changed your life... You might be a redneck. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  16. Yes the port/ county did all the upkeep, it was a nice 800+ by 400+ foot lush green grass landing area. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  17. Like anyone of you have ever jumped there but it's with sad news that my home DZ, Richland Skysports in Richland,WA has closed it's doors after who knows how many years of business. I learned of the sad news yesterday when I went in to get a reserve repack and talked to the DZO. The decision was made last friday and he hopes to have the place cleaned out and planes, gear and video equipment sold off by the first of the year. Anyone interested in a Cessna 206 and a Twin Bonanza? Forgot to add- The first CRW 36-way diamond was built there. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  18. What a great guy Mr. Bliss is. I bought his Lightning143. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  19. I had a white protrack (only one I have ever seen) that pretty much started to crumble and fall apart from cracks that had formed all over it until it just quit working. It stayed in my Z1 all the time so I wasn't ruff with it. I sent them an email with pics explaining the problem and they asked me to send it back. Less than 2 weeks later I get a brand new (black) protrack with two extra sets of batteries. L & B has my loyalty despite there high prices. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  20. Got his email from an Army buddy & thought you all would like it. Made me laugh. ____________________________________________ The population of the USA is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188, 000 people in hospitals. Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes. Nice. Real nice. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  21. I'll be up there this Saturday to make mine. Just need to find two more CRW dogs is all. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  22. Now I know why your name is Montana CSA #699 Muff #3804
  23. I agree with you Jeanne. Everyone can all say this and that and the what ifs all they want. The fact is we have lost 10 people close to us some of whome I have jumped with. If there was a way out and time allowed I'm sure they would have done it. Fact is 10 lives are lost. END OF STORY BSBD CSA #699 Muff #3804
  24. What the heck was all that jiberish about? I caught something about skydiving (put my beer down in interest) and then Mozart (picked beer back up) and then something about wine (reminds me I have a half drank Bottle in kitchen). What's his point? Live boring only to arrive at death in one piece. I'd prefer to skid into death all used up saying wow what a ride. CSA #699 Muff #3804
  25. UMM.... Why are there no BOOBS in the pic? Looks like Skinny gay doing the pudgy gay. CSA #699 Muff #3804