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Spicy Salmon is the bomb diggity. Anyone ever had salmon eggs? I have not quite worked up the nerve to try that, yet.

I think I remember a picture of some type of go cart looking thing that BV has. You should have taken that for a ride through the neighborhood.

At least he didn't use a picture of him in a tux like our boy Muenkel did a couple years ago.

Hence probably why we got kicked out!

JT are you talking about Rachel ray from the food network? I would like to put a bun in her oven!

You mean is I's gonna lube mah hot azz hamhocks so i can shake my tail feathuhs for all the hotties, you say? Why, I'sa gonna start da DEE-lish Pink Panty Pull-Downs, fo' sho'...C'mon baby show me dat thah-ong...

Ya'll need to go to the Cheetah! They are the home to every type of boobies: they gots big boobies, baby boobies, snooty boobies, fruity boobies, all-natural organic boobies, deep-fried boobies, badonka boobies, silk boobies, velvet boobies, naugahyde boobies, steel-belted radial boobies, cutie boobies, boobie boobies, tutti frutti boobies...

I agree but something about that evilness could be a turn on in bed. I would like to tap the evil out of her. As for Kelly Ripa...she is a baby breeding machine.

I think Katie Couric is hot in a weird kind of way. Kelly Ripa too.

The Most Fun You Can Have With Your Clothes On.

Should she be ok for Nationals?

To answer your question in December it gets pretty cold at night. Remember that just because you are going to the desert doesn't mean wear shorts and a t-shirt. You will need jeans, sweatshirt and a jacket for at night. If you are going to stay in a tent bring a sleeping bag that is very warm. Your teeth will probably chatter all night even with a sleeping bag.

Gilligan was my father.

I don't like cocaine, I just like the way it smells.

Guess what my fingers smell like?

Introducing the newest member of the Wiggles...Zeemax!

Zeemax is in training to be the next Don Lapre...King of the Infomercials. See his InfoGod here...http://www.ripoffreport.com/images/reports/32230-don.jpg

That sounds rather personal. Maybe you need a smaller condom? Damn, I bet she didn't like you very much.

Don't eat the brown acid.

Where is the Mountain Boogie?

I watched that last night too. I went to Publix and bought a box of whitecastles and chowed down afterwards. I can't wait for Harold and Kumar go to Amsterdam.

Here you call me at 10:30 on Friday night and I arrange some nig noggery with a few tricks for Saturday and you go to the Olive Garden instead? I completely understand though.

He's been out swimmin' in the ocean like all good fishies.

Shhhhsssshhh... I'm Batman. Please don't tell anyone.

He who goes to bed with itchy ass wakes up with smelly fingers.