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I prefer the mouth. Not much I can do with the eye.

Your suppose to come out of the Hot Tub and say, "Your Royal Penis Is Clean Your Heiness."

Now clean my Royal Penis!

Coming to America.

The Wiggles kids TV Show? Just a guess.

Are you Seinfeld's friend? If so, I think your funny on TV.

He is standing right next to him I bet he at least said hello.

Growing up I use to dream I had a small board that would make me fly. I would fly over all the houses in the neighborhood, over the trees, etc. I would always wake up and be jealous that I could not do that in real life. Luckily when I got older I discovered skydiving.

I consider myself to be a nice person. Although I went through a point in my life where I had problems that were out of control. I hurt a lot of people that I call friends and my family. Now I am better and I am starting to build stronger relations with those I have hurt.

Does he skydive? I kow he is a pilot and owns a plane and a Bell Helicopter. He saves lost hikers in Jackson Hole and all that.

I told my ex when she went down on me the first time. I love any woman that goes down on me. I might not be "in love" with them but I definetly love them.

Two words... Amy Chemelecki Too bad she's taken.

I've dated dz.commers, completed the huck-a-buck with dz.commers, and jumped with dz.commers.

Now that this thread has turned into a hottie thread. It's interesting to know that several hotties have left their husbands and are now on the market. Brooke Burke http://images.google.com/images?q=Brook+Burke&hl=en Shannon Elizabeth http://images.google.com/images?q=Shannon+Elizabeth&hl=en Mena Suvari http://images.google.com/images?q=Mena+Suvari&hl=en

Nope. Last time I went there I did not get home 'til 1:30am and getting to work was a little hard the next day.

What time are you going?

Nope. I went up to the front desk a little while ago and she was in the lobby, dressed. Now when I undress her with my eyes I can visualize the real thing. She wasn't just topless she was laying out there fully nude.

LMAO

When your walrus is in heat try using this to releave it.

Because the woman that called from next door wanted her office to get back to work. It's kinda hard to work with a naked lady outside your window. This lady is staying with us for awhile. I hope she doesn't leave because of this because she is easy on the eyes.

I work in a hotel in Atlanta. It is a 7 floor building. We started getting calls from companies in office buildings next to us on the 8th floor and above. They tell me that there is a naked woman sunbathing on our roof and everyone in the buildings can see her. So, I get to go tell her what's she is doing. I go up there, open the door, and walk out to her. I say, "Ma'am, you do know that these buildings around us have people in them and they can all see you." She looks at me, covers up and looks at the building windows to see guys looking at her and laughing. She turns 5 shades of red and looks at me and said in broken english, "I did not think anyone would see me!" Then she runs inside with a towel wrapped around her. WTF, she didn't think anyone would see her? She's a little clueless. She was definetly hot, but clueless. I love my job.

I prefer mine smacked up, flipped, and rubbed down. Oh No!

Cutaway and went Skydiving.

I went with me bosses wife to do her tandem. She looked at when the door opened and asked me, "Am I going to die?" I told her someday we will all die. Today might be the day. Out we went and I kissed her in freefall. My boss came to the office the next day and said, "Why did you kiss my wife?" I had to explain what a kiss pass was.

That wasn't clouds there Wingi. That was dew on the windows because in Atlanta it is hot hot hot and the air conditioning on inside made the window dew up. Skydivers would never punch clouds.