Hipwrddude

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  1. I read somewhere that the majority of male hotel guests who buy a movie, 80% will be porn. Average viewing time... 8 minutes After downloading the Paris Hilton video, a friend asked me how long I watched it... 8 minutes. You're always the starter in your own life!
  2. Had a friend in the Rangers, broke his back from a streamer. Fully recovered but they released him on disability. Spent two years in the civilian life then went back in. This joke may be beat (or a scud) anyways... "How many jumps does a combat parachutist have to make until he's combat ready?" Every one. You're always the starter in your own life!
  3. If nice chicks won't will these pants ward off bad chicks who will? A hot chick sits down at a bar and looks at the guy sitting next to him and says, "Hey, you're kind of ugly, got any money?" In that case, get the Feng Shui 3 legged toad. It brings monetary fortune... You're always the starter in your own life!
  4. Smoking is bad for your health. But yes, I'm much better now thank you. You're always the starter in your own life!
  5. Billvon has a good point. Back to the past... Moments before the Enola Gay appeared over the skies of Hiroshima, the Japanese early warning radar net detected a blip of possibly 3 planes at high altitude and reasoned they were on reconnaissance. They sounded the broadcast to lift the air raid alert. When the 60kg core of Uranium 235 struck ground zero on Hiroshima, Japan, on August 6, 1945, it unleashed a blast equivalent to an unprecedented 13,000 TONS of TNT. 80,000 people died immediately. Strange reports began coming into the Headquarters of the Japanese General Staff telling of a "big explosion" in Hiroshima. Unsure, they dispatched a young officer to fly to Hiroshima to see firsthand what had happened. It wasn't until 16 hours later that Tokyo learned what really had happened--from a White House public announcement. 237,000 people would eventually die. 100,000 would die in the bombing of Nagasaki--the second choice when the city of Kokura couldn't be sighted. Just one of todays MX missiles contains the explosive force of all ordinance dropped during all of WWII. History is the past. There must never be a nuclear detonation anywhere on the planet ever. War must be outlawed. Repressive regimes must be overthrown from within. Civilization must evolve with peace. Don't mess with me while I'm relaxing in my pajamas eating a toaster struedel with a cup of coffee. Or mess with anyone else for that matter! Peace damnit! Now knock it off world! You're always the starter in your own life!
  6. I was looking forward to some entertainment value in this thread until the "fifth wheel" had me crackin' up. You thread killin' meanie, ha, ha, ha. You're always the starter in your own life!
  7. I have a nice variety of Absinthes... or they have me, I'll get back you when I figure that one out... after another drink. You're always the starter in your own life!
  8. Dan, thanks for the link. Now I'm starting to rethink my love of soy milk, soy protein bars, etc. After the article, I did some searches that are making me wonder. And, of course, if it messes with the testosterone levels, out it goes! Thanks. You're always the starter in your own life!
  9. Word of the day is "Frisky Licker!" You're always the starter in your own life!
  10. Thanks for the Forbes article. I've read an awful lot about this subject, so instead of 2 cents here's eleventeen cents. All of the foods cited by the writer of the article actually have not been shown to have any efficacy in treating sexual desire disorders. They're simply elaborating on the popular myths. Consuming them thinking it will support one's sexual appetite will result more in a psycho-somatic effect then a physical one. The ingredients to maintaining a sexual appetite vary slightly from person to person, but a baseline would be this: sufficient sleep, exercise (preferably some aerobic and some strength training which increases the production of growth horneymones,) and a good diet containing a healthy supply and ratio of Omega-6 fatty acids to Omega-3 fatty acids (fish oil, flaxseed oil) [between 2:1 to 4:1 is ideal--the average American diet is 20:1]. In men, supplementation of the amino acid Arginine stimulates Nitric Oxide production which helps make a woody. In the ladies, the adrenal hormone DHEA has been shown help postmenopausal women feel amorous. Both are over-the-counter (and through the woods, he, he, he.) Anyway, the biggest producer of sex hormones in the body results from the act itself (unless of course, you're faking.) So, when you get down to it, that's actually the best diet of all. And, if you're a member of Sex Without Partners, don't hurt yourself. To answer the question, "Are you a super lover?" Why, of course (who would say anything less?) A man asks his wife, "Hey, how 'bout some super sex!" She turns to him and says, "Soup." You're always the starter in your own life!
  11. I like it! A log in the fire: "I'll believe that when they find bird shit in a cuckoo clock!" You're always the starter in your own life!
  12. Semper Fi Utah State Marble Champs 81-85 0341, 0321 Cool site, never seen a web design like that before. Rock on! You're always the starter in your own life!
  13. Wow! Just saw the video sim from your link. The acceleration from 0 to 128 mph in 3.5 seconds alone will force excrement through the sphincter and, after that, who cares to hear about the urethra! Unfortunately, by the time you reach the front of the line to get on, you'll be so old, the battery on the powered buggy you ride will die and park maintenance will remove you from the ride. Life's so full of ups and downs. You're always the starter in your own life!
  14. I like you. You Rock! You're always the starter in your own life!
  15. Thanks, I needed that. You're always the starter in your own life!
  16. Thanks for guarding the friendly skies. Intimidation is the next best thing to force. Somewhere along the journey it dawned on me that you guys (fighter pilots) are at the highest evolution of combat warrior. While I was enlisted Marine Recon (lowest rung-highest casualty rates) you guys (highest combat effectiveness value-greater survival probability) can expend millions of dollars in death and destruction, survive a carrier landing (which is near suicide in itself) and actually have the entire fleet deployed to serve the fury of your might. If I reincarnate, I'm coming back as an F22 (or f222-future) fighter pilot; the true vanguard of American Force Projection around the globe. When thine enemies be found, place thine head squarely between knees then, upon payload release, kiss thine ass goodbye! Peace through superior firepower. You're always the starter in your own life!
  17. I concur with everyone on these points: Wear comfortable hiking boots/trail running shoes. Why? Durability, comfort and great ankle support. Consider the Salomon GCS Pros. Socks--dual layer socks--NO COTTON. Actually, try to wear synthetic clothing with zero cotton and excellent breathability. Comfort -- light clothing is everything. If you walk between 2.5-3 mph you'll cover 20 miles between 6 hrs 36 mins. and 8 hrs (roughly--terrain variations can make 20 map miles 22, etc.) What will help? Strength training, stretching & yoga (breathing techniques.) During long, arduous activities, you need excellent distractions. Great conversations, a walkman or MP3 player w/music or audio books, chewing gum, humor and friends. Most of all, have fun! You're always the starter in your own life!
  18. I came across a similar story some time ago about a vodka drinking contest in Russia in which the winner died and the losers passed out and were rushed to the hospital. The thought that came to mind was that the prize could be a million bucks but once the contestants reach the state of oblivion, how would they know they won the capital? rimshot You're always the starter in your own life!
  19. Kewl CSI dialogue. In the Feltonville section of Philadelphia a group of teens were convicted of manslaughter in the death of a 17 yr-old lured boy into the woods by a 16 (?) yr-old girl who promised sex. Afterwards the murderers had a group hug then bought drugs and got high with the money stolen from the victim. CSI mimics real life. About quotes, etc., in the Marine Corp I knew a Gunnery Sgt., 6'5", thin as a rail, he looked rougher then roadkill wrapped around an axle. On his left arm he had a tattoo that said, "This isn't my body, I just live here." And he spoke Japanese fluently. You're always the starter in your own life!
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  21. I had a blast jumping at the neighboring Pacific International Skydiving Center 8 years ago. Dillingham AFB (the open field that's left of it,) was perfect, views are spectacular, the warm lite air of the Pacific was elevating. And then I had to leave. Which sucked ... sucked Big Time! whispering... "Hey, if anyone here decides to go jumping in Hawaii... don't, like, broadcast it, okay. You're just creating jealousy, envy, anger and depression for those of us that have been there, okay. Cool. Thanks.. Later." You're always the starter in your own life!
  22. There's no legal violations whatsoever in discussing this matter (much of it is in the public record.) This sort of thing plays out throughout the country every day (unfortunately, often without such a comforting outcome.) What people may not be aware of is that it was only in the latter part of the 20th century that societies around the world began recognizing the damage caused by child abuse. The majority of death row inmates have low IQs and were beaten as children. Studies show that the degree of violence in disciplining children and/or the level of psychological abuse, can have terrible affects on the child's self-esteem, social development and personal relations. A beaten child will actually seek the love of the abusive parent more then the less abusive one because they want the abusive one to love them. Oh my goodness. Steve, thank you. Thank you for touching their lives and giving them hope. Hope is the one thing that keeps them alive. Thanks. You're always the starter in your own life!
  23. Try Zicam, oral mist. Most pharmacies carry it in the cold -n-flu section. Without using up my word limit, I'll just say that, until they cure the common cold (of which there are some 200 different strains,) this is the best stuff on the market. You're always the starter in your own life!
  24. Well, at least that's not the first time someone loved and told a lie, he, he, he. You're always the starter in your own life!
  25. Hmmm.. Come on - Ben Jelen Walking in the Rain with the One I Love- Love Unlimited (produced by Barry White) Can't get much more mushy then that. You're always the starter in your own life!