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This may sound funny, but did a second Air Force One land too? They both landed near where I live at the Willow Grove NAS and I was told (if someone wants to weigh in here) that they have 2 planes land as protocol and the Pres. could be in either plane. How about that goofy escape pod in the movie 'Air Force One.' You're always the starter in your own life!

That and some other scenes in"Saw" were freaky.. a little uneven at times, but an under your skin movie. In 'Hush, Hush Sweet Charlotte,' the boyfriend (?) gets his hand cut off in the first 5 minutes of the movie. I think I wasn't even old enough to change channels when I saw it. In the movie 'Blue Velvet,' Kyle McLachlan, looking for Isabella Rosellini, walks through Frank Booth's house (Dennis Hopper) to find the detective dead and standing in his livingroom..dead and standing in his livingroom..dead and stan.. free...ee..kee. In 'Dawn of the Dead' a SWAT team moves through a house swarming with living dead when they kick open a door and shoot a guy's head off. With his spouse screaming you realize he's not a 'living dead.' The special effects guy who did that scene was an Army photographer in Vietnam whose assignments were to record 'what happened.' For the movie he filled a prosthetic head with blood filled condoms and they actually shot it off with a real shotgun blast. Real Free-kee.. could be, freekdeeky. You're always the starter in your own life!

Name two things you shouldn't do in bed? Point and laugh. How can you tell if elephant has been in your refrigerator? By the tiny footprints on the butter. What caused the Leper to crash his car? He left his foot on the pedal. What do you call 4 Lepers in a hot tub? Soup. A rogue character sidles up to the bar and orders a shot and a beer. As the bartender collects his money the rogue blurts out, "I bet you $20 I can bite my eye." "Bullshit," the bartender says laughing. "Well, pony up." The bartender shrugs, slaps a $20 down, points to him and says, "You're on." The rogue character smiles, removes his glass eye, bites it, puts the eye back in his head and smiles. Pissed, the bartender walks away. An hour later he summons the bartender over. "Double or nothing says I can bite my other eye." Incredulous, the bartender slaps another $20 on the bar and says, "Go for it." Rogue removes his false teeth, bites his other eye and smiles. The bartender storms away. At closing time, he summons the bartender. "Barkeep, Double or nothing says I can spin on this stool while pissing and get every drop in this mug." "Impossible!" says the bartender who slaps two $20 on the bar, folds his arms across his chest and says, "Put up and shut up." Rogue whips it out, kicks the stool footrest with one leg and, with legs up spinning on the stool like a breakdancer, pisses on the bartender's face with every passing, missing the mug every time. Laughing, the bartender grabs his money off the bar. Rogue breaks out in laughter and the bartender says, "What's so funny, you lost?" On his way Rogue says, "Yup, but I bet the guys in the back $200 bucks I could piss in your face and you'd laugh about it." You're always the starter in your own life!

It is sweet to be one self again. Cheers! You're always the starter in your own life!

God, the hilarity. Got an ab workout and almost blacked out from laughing so hard on that one. Thanks! You're always the starter in your own life!

I'm committed to skydiving from the perspective that I think I'll jump til they cart me off to Geezerville. In fact, they jump too, so I'll never leave. As to frequency, well, that's life balance for me since most of my friends don't jump. Five years ago I put skydiving in perspective in my life. I respect people who walk away from the sport. I respect people who see conditions and decide they're not jumping and I have a great admiration for the true believers in the sport, who live the dream. Without them, I might not have continued jumping. Should I retire one day, doing that might suit me just fine. You're always the starter in your own life!

Here's my 2 cents about condoms: Q. Ever see the LOT and ID number on a condom? A. I guess you don't have to pull them back that far. You're always the starter in your own life!

You Sphincter lickin’ good, butt munchin’, Atlantic Ocean ring leaving, bouffant hairdo wearin’, word salad talking social misshit who looks like a sausage chewing, shit fer brains wino lickin’ a bloody dildo on Christmas morning. Get the fuck off my stoop you miserable clown before I permanently split your half moons with a jumping Jet Li superkick! You're always the starter in your own life!

I guess so... as long as they trim their toenails with their teeth. You're always the starter in your own life!

Goober Farklechunks reporting for duty! You're always the starter in your own life!

I know, this whole interbreeding of aliens and humans sounds way out in left field with the grasshoppers, but the theory is they're adapting their race to our environment. I think X-Files and Taken draw their source material from guys like Jacobs. It goes way deep with aliens abducting people from childhood into adulthood and disguising the early abductions as dreams where aliens resemble cartoon characters. Trippy stuff. You're always the starter in your own life!

The link below is to a former professor of mine at Temple University, Dr. David Jacobs. He heads the International Center for Abduction Research. He's way ahead of the curve. UFO's don't just exist, according to Professor Jacobs, they are interbreeding with humans as a part of a 'master' plan to create hybrids for when they take over. At least that's what the sinister undertones of abduction research points to. While many people laugh off this phenomena, Dr. Jacobs and those among him researching abductions will tell you this: 1.) They can tell the difference between a real abduction and one imagined during hypnosis and through other means. 2.) There is a stream of particular events/smells/alien actions/objects, that only true abductees experience that vindicate their stories, and few know about but all abductees share; and 3.) Abductions can take place anywhere! Even in downtown N.Y. city. One of the wildest stories I heard was of a gentleman abducted out the window of his apartment--and witnessed by two people across the street. Literally, the guy levitated out his window and went up. The witnesses never came forward but were bumped into and were so completely freaked out about what they saw they couldn't believe it. http://www.ufoabduction.com/straighttalk.htm Here's the link to the Manhattan UFO abduction: http://www.ufocasebook.com/Manhattan.html Fire in the Sky was excellent. You're always the starter in your own life!

I like it! You're always the starter in your own life!

Get "Counter Assault" Bear deterrant. Supernasty red pepper derivative sends 'em into a panic'd frenzy. You're always the starter in your own life!

Myself... after some of the foolish mistakes I've made. You're always the starter in your own life!

Be strong. Be smart. Most likely, you have nothing to fear. In fact, you should consider confronting the person. Whatever you do, don't allow your trepidation to spin out of control. More importantly, know you have the power, not them. Simply report your concern to your local police department and let them know what you did and tell them to back off. They most likely will. If you're that flipped out about it do this: 1.) Gather as much information about this person within reason. What you're looking for is behavior--people have tendencies. 2.) Contact your local university's psychology dept. and inquire as if you're a student into the phenomenom of stalkers and who might be best suited to answer questions regarding one. Bingo, free advice. You'll be just fine. Remember, you're only threatened- to the extent you allow your own thoughts of them to torment you, vs your desire to let them know to BTFO! You're always the starter in your own life!

Everything I've ever read about evolutionary biology supports the theory that humans are herbivores by design. I don't think that's of any dispute among academicians. A fascinating study over a decade ago attributed the sharp increase in height among Japanese to their increased consumption of meat--not fish, but beef & chicken. From an evolutionary perspective, early man were primarily hunter-gatherers and consumed mostly roots, nuts and berries. A funny aside is that socially, what developed is that woman talked alot while gathering but men had to keep quiet so as not to scare away prey. We see this in our world today as woman converse the spectrum while dudes can congregate and enjoy each others company with hardly anything substantial being said. You're always the starter in your own life!

Hi! My name is Chico. I am lover and fighter. He who say they are lover and not fighter does not have the passion to make love to women and fight their boyfriend. I have a friend named Paco. He nice young man but he have problem with women. He is like baby with his insecurity and women like confidence so they shun him. One time, he go onto internet porn site anonymously, a pop-up appear and say, “We don’t want your money” and window close. He get rejected everywhere. My problem is opposite. I have so many women wanting me I put “Help Wanted” sign on my door. It’s hard getting good help to tend to the needs of beautiful demanding women. When I turn around, Paco look at sign over my shoulder. After I step inside he stay outside, read sign, knock on door and ask about job. I shake my head and say, “Paco, Paco mi amigo, you must have experience before you can apply.” Once, when making love to very big women, I stop halfway thru, which is very unlike me. I look up with edible panties dangling from my mouth and say, “Can you finish? I full.” Another time I make love to three women, one beautiful, one voluptuous and one God threw the ugly stick at then tripped and fell down the hill as he ran away from her. At the height of orgy passion the ugly one yells, “Save it for me!” One time I go to Sexy costume party and Paco come late. With my arm around the host, Dirty Diana, she open the door to find Paco barefoot, shirtless and smiling. Diana say, “Hi Paco, what’s your costume? Paco reply, “I is Premature Ejaculation! I came in my pants” She shut door on him. I say, “Why you do that to Paco?” She say, “Jack Daniels?” I say,“I own liquor store and I never hear you call him that?” “You’re right,” Diana say, “’cause you have a liquor license, he’s just a hard liquor.” She locked the door and the orgy started. One night at the Kasbah Bar & Grill I pick up 3 women, one at a time, make wild toe crimping love to them, then return at closing time. Sloshed, Paco approach me with Rum breath and say, “How you do that?” So I click into suave mode, notice it’s raining outside, and tell him, “Paco, my friend (he really drunk.) Down on your luck. Trying to snatch the crumb of your desire, seeking solace on the breastesses of birds. Paco, you must meet women, let them feel comfortable to know who you are, and then find way to make non-threatening physical contact with them… with humor. From there, they’re yours. So mi amigo, listen closely… sashay over to the woman of your desire. Casually sit behind her and bump into her gently, accidentally, unintentionally and mumble, “Tickle your ass with a feather?” It get her attention. Then you say, “Typical nasty weather.” Paco turn, he go to real big fat blond woman, sit behind her, look around, look at me (idiot) bump into her and say, “Phuck you in the butt?” She say, “What?” Paco say, “Looks like rain!” You're always the starter in your own life!

Good point Skymama. I don't know that skydiving makes me feel like a big manly man, and yes, we do look silly in those camera helmets and freefly suits. But hunkering for attention from the few Womanly Women on the dropzone can even make a girly man a Big Manly Man. In fact, I agree that most BMM skydivers find WW skydivers far more alluring then EDWs (every day woman.) You're always the starter in your own life!

I saw that you weren't getting any bites so I anonymously clicked on your posts all those times so that you would think you were getting attention. You're always the starter in your own life!

Twice as many people pass away from suicide in the U.S. then HIV/Aids (30,000 vs. 14,000.) It’s also the 3rd leading cause of death for young people aged 14-24. Firearms account for about 60% of suicides. Factors leading to suicide are mental illness, substance abuse, previous attempts and family history, history of sexual abuse and impulsive or aggressive tendencies. Depression (often due to low serotonin metabolite, 5-HIAA levels in the brain,) has been found to be a leading cause. Suicides are rarely reported in the media due to the phenomenon of “suicide contagion.” Reporting of suicides often results in attempts by those contemplating it. There are risk factors for suicide but researchers are hard-pressed to come up with any way to accurately predict who will do it. As a suicide survivor, you’re most likely to be gripped by feelings of guilt as you try to understand why it happened. You will probably feel social discomfort and your distress will flood and ebb. According to the National Institute of Mental Health, your resilience during these times of distress will be related to: the nature and quality of the relationship with the deceased; prior mental health vulnerability; the role of social support and “connectedness” within one’s cultural groups; and whether the survivor has been blamed by others for the death. Several years ago a friend of mine lost his 16 year old son to suicide. I think you should seek help. Psychotherapists and support groups are very powerful in the healing process. Being strong doesn’t mean withdrawing, it means expressing, it means releasing, it means letting it all out and going through the realizations and meanings of it all. If the strength to bear all seems impossible, join a support group. The power of a shared experience provides great strength in times of need. My condolences to you and your family in your time of pain and grieving. R.I.P. Kevin M. Quinn. You're always the starter in your own life!

The Art of Doing Nothing There are times in the day, times during the week and in one’s life when practicing the fine art of doing nothing, a Zen-like state of existence, accomplishes much. What is it you’re accomplishing one might ask? Well, that’s easy, one is accomplishing much of nothing. One might ask, how can you do that when you have deadlines to meet, crises to resolve, details to understand and issues pecking at you like a thousand ducks? Easy… just let go… like, on vacation. During a recent vacation, I planned to do nothing, fielded no calls from work, watched no tv, didn’t listen to the radio or any media, just read a lot as I enjoy it, and fixed one thing—I threw it in the trash. Although I made a 2-page list at the beginning of the week, it was designed to be completed virtually through my very existence. When the vacation was over I was rejuvenated and ready to get back to doing things again, had another beer then went back to doing nothing. You're always the starter in your own life!

I have some friends who did the floatation tank gig. You float in like saltwater brine or something which makes you superbuoyant. Then, they close the lid blocking out all light and sound. Without any sensory perception you drift in your thoughts, then they wake you up... that's what i've heard. It's kewl nonetheless and worth the relaxation. You're always the starter in your own life!

Thank you Amanduh for the secrets... Happy Thoughts had secrets too, funny secrets... okay, here's the secrets I thought were secrets... When a GIRL is quiet, it’s because she’s daydreaming. When a girl looks down, It’s because she misplaced something. When a GIRL is not arguing, It’s because she thinks you’re an idiot and doesn’t want to argue anymore. When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, She’s wondering if she’ll remember all of them to ask. When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, She’s friggin’ pissed! When a GIRL stares at you, She is looking at oxygen or wondering if you’re the first generation standing. When a GIRL lays on your chest, She is wishing you had developed bigger pecs. When a GIRL calls you everyday, It’s because you’re not returning her calls. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, She wants to use you like a cheap throw rug. When a GIRL says "I love you", She thinks you feel the same for her and will punch you in the face if you don’t say it. When a GIRL says that she can't live without you, She has made up her mind that she would like you as furniture in her place (or yours.) When a GIRL says "I miss you", It means she misses all the things you’ll do for her. *See, girls can be simple* You're always the starter in your own life!

Alice, the immortal robot as she called herself, asked me out on a date!? I replied, "I don't date inanimate objects." Whereupon she replied, "Then who are you going to go out with." She hurt my feelings. You're always the starter in your own life!