Dumpster

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  1. I farm it out - My accountant files electronically for me. Last year I had my checks within 2 weeks. Easy Does It
  2. Or a day like this?..... It's just one of those days Where ya don't wanna wake up Everything is fucked, everybody sucks. You don't really know why But you wanna justify rippin' someone's head off No human contact And if you interact your life is on contract Your best bet is to stay away mother fucker! It's just one of those days! It's all about the he said she said bullshit I think you better quit lettin' shit slip Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip It's all about the he said she said bullshit I think you better quit talkin' that shit It's just one of those days Feelin' like a freight train First one to complain Leaves with a blood stain Damn right I'm a maniac You better watch your back Cuz I'm fuckin' up your program And if you're stuck up You just lucked up Next in line to get fucked up Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker! It's just one of those days! It's all about the he said she said bullshit. I think you better quit lettin shit slip Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip It's all about the he said she said bullshit I think you better quit talkin that shit, punk So come and get it I feel like shit My suggestion is to keep your distance Cuz right now I'm dangerous We've all felt like shit And been treated like shit All those motherfuckers, they want to step up I hope ya know I pack a chainsaw I'll skin your ass raw And if my day keeps going this way I just might break something tonight Give me something to break I pack a chainsaw I'll skin your ass raw And if my day keeps going this way I just might break your fuckin' face tonite Give me something to break Just give me something to break How 'bout your fuckin' face? I hope you know I pack a chainsaw, what? I hope you know I pack a chainsaw, a mutherfuckin' chainsaw, what? Some and get it It's all about the he said she said bullshit. I think you better quit lettin shit slip Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip It's all about the he said she said bullshit I think you better quit talkin that shit So come and get it Easy Does It
  3. Sounds like a great Safety Day give-away. Easy Does It
  4. Get a Toyota. Easy Does It
  5. I've got a plate and 8 screws on the outside of my left ankle, they have been there since November of '04. Was back in the air Safety Day 2005. The initial irritation faded over time but does return once in a while. I do feel the screwheads rubbing when I wear certain shoes, mostly dress shoes. Choice of footwear, and I think I've formed some sort of callous over the area has reduced this. Easy Does It
  6. Booties are good. You won't go wrong with a Tony suit. Easy Does It
  7. DuPont Imron is probably the most bullet-proof. A popuplar choice for aircraft finishes. Had my Z-1 painted with it, very scratch reisistant Easy Does It
  8. A1 on burgers once in a while - Worchesterhire when I marinade a piece of meat. And beer - Beer is good in marinades. Easy Does It
  9. Pizza, Wings, Chili and Beer. Same as every year...! Easy Does It
  10. Thanks very much - Learned a good bit from all the feedback too - !!! Easy Does It
  11. Don't the CX's have trouble with sit and head-down situations? Easy Does It
  12. If You Were to buy a camcorder TODAY..... To be used to video flying - What would you get?
  13. Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads !!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYbUCvz1LYE Easy Does It
  14. Dumpster

    Sleep

    The Great Dumpster Sez: Sex. Really great sex. Sleep is easy after that. Easy Does It
  15. You may kiss my ring.......... Easy Does It
  16. The bird, (what a prehistoric misfit they are) came first. Of course, the boobies we commonly refer to came before the pizza. Without boobies there could have been no pizza. Don't question why. Boobie size/shape/etc. as will as pizza preferences are all of a matter of personal taste. But generally, being who we are (as men) we prefer our boobies large and well-shaped, and our pizzas large and with lots of toppings. The relationship is uncanny, no? Now back to work, the lot of you!!! Easy Does It
  17. Boobies, Pizza and Beer. I honestly can't beleive this thread went this far and took so long for boobies to be mentioned. Even Turtle missed that boat. Shame on you all!! Easy Does It
  18. We usually refer to men we don't like as cocksuckers, as it is a derogatory term when used in that context. When is the last time you called a woman a cocksucker? If you have, it probably wasn't in anger, but more than likely a compliment. Now what about if/when one woman calls another woman a cocksucker? Edited to add: If as a man, you are stupid enough to address a woman as such, wether it was meant as a compliment or not, you deserve whatever wrath was unleashed opon you by her. Odds are a woman wouldn't appreciate being called such regardless of the envronment or circumstances. Easy Does It
  19. Drink several shots of whiskey, in quick succession. Throw an extra blanket or two on the bed, climb in, and sweat it out. When you wake up in the morning, have some great sex. Works like a charm. Easy Does It
  20. Sex, really good sex, and lots of it. After that, it's walking along the beach somewhere near Miami dressed badly, with a metal detector. After death, we start allover again, like Groundhog Day, except with no memories of the past life. Shirley McLane was wrong. Easy Does It
  21. It damages a perfectly good microwave.......... Easy Does It
  22. Nah - Let's just screw with 'em the way he is - 'sides, I'm gettin' ta kinda like 'em. Easy Does It
  23. Dumpster is fine, all is good in the world........ Easy Does It
  24. I'll forgive you, even though I don't think what you did was so wrong. I am so benevolent........ Easy Does It