gravityizsexy

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  1. the animal... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  2. God.... yes, god and my mother, brother, and sister.... and some chick named Natalie... and Laura... and Neelie, oh yeah, can't forget about Ashley..., Austin,.. the dizzy.com women, (not to single out the men.. I just don't play on that side of the railroad tracks) but I have luv4them not to be confused with loving them. Hrmm... have to say my best friend in the world derek, some shipmates... Kenny, Brad, Louie, some really good friends from back home, some DZ peepz Mike, Ilana, Shanna, Mama Sue, ...well shit, the more I think about it... the more people I love, I guess I'm a lover... I love the whole world. *places his secret back in storage and locks it* ... *COUGH* *COUGH* ... I love NOBODY but myself!!! what kind of question is that??? PPPFFFFPPPFFTTTT.... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  3. Black Panthers kill for pleasure??? "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  4. HHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! "ACCESSING CHARTS OF CITY SEWER SYSTEM" +ACCESS DENIED #override +OVERRIDING +ACCESS GRANTED +---------------------------------------- +WELCOME TO CITY SEWER SYSTEM +OPTIONS: +1 - LOCK ALL STORM DRAINS +2 - UNLOCK ALL STORM DRAINS +------------------------------------- #2 +UNLOCKING ALL STORM DRAINS Oh god... Im a genuis, nobody can p0wn m3 w|ff my l33t haX0r 5killz... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  5. LOL!!! Are you talking about that west virginian law or somewhere.... or am I not on the right track, cause that one put me on the floor.... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  6. You may have the privilege of being anongst my many minions. Now run along and play until I have a need for you. YeeeeSSSss Ma'aM!! Just give all the details of your needs to my secretary, and feel free to leave a message after the beep... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  7. Whats in it for me??? "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  8. HAHAHAAA Thats terrific! I like the one where all Permission denied thingy's have an override function.... and "access secret files" BWAHAHAAAA good stuff... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  9. I thought the thread was about ass.... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  10. OOOo...OOO.... Have Mine!!! All six days of them, I'm this close |_=*this close*=_| from constructing an arch. GRRRRR!!!!!!! Where r u sun!??!?! I double dog dare you to show yourself.... Your bitching is my prayer... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  11. Whats the technical term for that type of mismatched grammer??? btw - good stuff... makes ya think a bit EDITED: well not really, but the second one made me laugh "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  12. heheheheeeeeheheeeeee "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  13. I would REEEAAALLLY appreciate it if people would use their turn signals BEFORE they make the turn. or shit! this one is for those that don't use their turn signals at all... ESPECIALLY in traffic!!! "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  14. To whom it may concern: Be considerate when making PBJ sandwhiches and wipe the excess peanut butter off on the unused slice of bread before going for the jelly... and vice versa if you use jelly first. and since I'm on the subject, GOOBER makes jars of seperated peanut butter and jelly. If they wanted you to mix the pre-seperated PBJ up in a whirlwind or what have you I'm sure the mixture would be readily available on the shelfs. DON'T MIX THE GOOBER!!!! wow, glad thats out my system... this is my pet peeve, if you have some this would be the thread to rant about it..., "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  15. ..................... I'm really trying, hrmm... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  16. HAHHAAAA,,,,, that was funny, "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  17. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy B-Day B. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  18. Haul' ass to the BANK!!! DUH!!! "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  19. I figured it would take at least two days for everyone else to find out.... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  20. Run to Wal-Mart real quick... get a goldfish, then hit the strip joint... buy the fish a lapdance and watch the charity flock... more so because they probably think your a bit off, but initially they'll think it's cute.... besides, ever seen a stripper give a goldfish a lapdance??? BWAHAHHAAAAA.... strippers rock! "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  21. They have condomns in NY that sing and play music for you.... You can't beat a condomn that plays "Eye of the Tiger" while your laying the pipe... however... I don't think your supposed to use it and they're pretty expensive, but a definite A+ for creativity... as for the guys who rely on the lube.... all I can say is 'whatever works'... no harm done. "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  22. HEEEY HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! NICE JOB!!!!! don't forget all us little people. "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  23. 'Forest Gump' ...... that's a good movie right there... "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  24. *shrug* . .. ... NICE boots though!!!! "'Someday is not a day in my week'"
  25. CieloDiosa "'Someday is not a day in my week'"