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AJ, ask Matt C about his tunnel time. He's decent in the sky but sucked in the tunnel -- he was just totally stiff and couldn't get himself to relax. He explains it as the wind speed wasn't high enough so he had to cup air to get off the net which screwed his body position. But he still enjoyed it, I think. I sucked for my first 15 minutes, too, but it was a blast. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

GFD said spurt. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

The voice of experience? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

Wrong forum, lady. Edit: apparently I was mistaken. Guys do like talking about clothes. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

Wouldn't you prefer the rich ones? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

I once bought dehydrated water but didn't know what to add. I have a friend name Dennis. Both his parents are midgets, but not Dennis. He's a midget dwarf. He's the guy who poses for trophies. More here. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

But then you don't get the warm fuzzy feeling from knowing you've helped keep quality television on the air! Besides, Best Buy sucks. Try returning something there sometime... they're good at giving you the run around. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

They'll most likely run it again. Or you can just buy it: http://www.shoppbs.org/product/index.jsp?productId=2065324 Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

You can jump stuff for free, too. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

I help run the Madcity Skydivers at the UW-Madison. When people say, "Oh, but the owner died!" I explain about the difference between tandem and sport canopies (size, landings, etc.) and point out the safety record of the tandem program at SDC. Usually that suffices, and if not, we offer them an observer ride. If they still don't want to jump, well, that's their loss. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

30:3:0 2 H+Ps and a sit fly on Saturday. 30 hours of catching up and hanging out with the first skydiver I ever talked to, a damn cool chick. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

"November Rain" by G+R, in Hamburg with some German girl whose name I forget. We were pen pals for like three years after, but it was fifteen(!) years ago. Gawd, am I ever old. I came home and told my parents, "If sex is anything like slow dancing, I cannot wait!" They rolled their eyes and told me I'd learn. Took me another eight years to do the deed. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

Someone needs a physics lesson or three. It's a well-done satire. What's scary is that there are people out there who actually believe this tripe. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

Single here. I spend all my free time at the DZ, and I'm there to skydive, not find a girl. I can think of better places to find a mate. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

We're totally spoiled. I love it. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

Quote of the day. Nice. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

Dave was one of my AFP instructors. How cool is that? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

I don't like wearing anything... which explains my arrest record. As for members of the opposite sex: Summer dresses. Nothing gets me going like a summer dress that shows off the legs and is just form-fitting enough to hug the curvy bits when the wind blows. Oh my... oh my. Excuse me for a moment. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

About 40 solos, trying to learn HD; the rest was tracking or cross countries. My most recent entry: I actually led a 3-way track, on my back. Holy shit, what fun! I didn't know I could do that! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

"Bluebottles F. Snottier" This is priceless... Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

Short answer, no. Now don't do anything that will make you need it, ok? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

Send it to Parachutist. That's cover material. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

Dammit, no one at SDC is safe now. We're all going to be constantly looking over our shoulders, and dive for safety whenever we hear a golf cart. I really don't want my skydiving career (and possibly life) to end under the wheels of the Sunny Hell Car. I'm going to have to find a new dz! damn, I really liked sdc, too. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

"Look mummy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky." I just love how innocent and dark that is at the same time. There is no bad floyd. Just floyd for different moods, seasons, and chemical states. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams