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    Hot women

    There are lots of hot women in the U.S. There are lots of hot women in Sweden. There are 3 BILLION women in the world... there are lots of hot women everywhere. Life is good. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  2. $7. I made the mistake of trying Michelob Ultra. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  3. what is this hump of which you speak?:16:1 First unlinked HD. Sa-WEET! Thanks K! I didn't know I could do that! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  4. Good job saving your own life, Beth. Or should I say good job, PINCHECK! A hard lesson to learn, but thankfully not as hard as it could have been. Now don't do it again, k? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  5. Yeah, great. Skydivers are a bunch of stoners with a death wish. Typical. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  6. Volunteers? Anyone? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  7. My buddy had an idea: rebuild it in Wyoming and call it Newer Orleans. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  8. Meanie. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  9. Good. Don't let anyone say shit to you. You made a decision, and it was the right one. You got rid of a malfunctioning main and saved your life. Good job. I hate it when people try to second guess a chop. They weren't there; nothing they say can possibly help or change the situation. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  10. I thought you'd enjoy that. Now we just need to get Lisa to do it! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  11. Hang from the skyvan. Kneel at the door and look down under the door, there will be a bar there. Without dragging your handles on the floor of the plane, grab the bar and slowly roll out the door. You'll feel an initial shock as the wind hits you, but if you can hang on it's awesome. How many people ever get to hang from an airplane at 14000 feet? God, I love this sport. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  12. Who if you're referring to the subject of the sentence: "He who laughs last, thinks slowest." Whom if you're referring to the object of the sentence: "To whom shall I send this box of edible panties?" I think that's right.... but my mom is the English major, not me. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  13. It was a guy with two small kids talking about how his home was ripped in two, his wife torn from his grasp. The interviewer started crying. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  14. Want a backrub? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  15. Yeah, I tested it. Stupidly, I was going 120 when I did. Hard pull and had to go silver. Later testing showed it was just my BOC that was the problem -- the mouth was sewn in such a way that no matter who packed the PC using Brian's method, it would be impossible to extract. Any other PC packing method seemed to work, but I've since replaced the BOC so maybe I should try it again. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  16. The door. WHen that thing opened, I'd tense up and forget the dive flow. My instructor realized it and asked me, "WHat's the worst that could happen? You could fall out, right?" Now I love the door, and can't wait for it to open. I like sitting by it on the ride up especially -- I still get a little nervous, but it feels great knowing I'm in control of my fear. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  17. I'll see if I can convince some SDC hotties to accompany me out there. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  18. Did Tish teach your FJC? She had us jumping off the picnic tables and benches. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  19. Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared! Too scared to even pee!" Chief: "Just relax, son, it'll come." And "That's some good flutin', boy." Ralph has the flute up his nose. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  20. Because people are dumb. C'mon, Val, you knew that already. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  21. We ARE the champions! First place in the MWSL rookie class! of course, it's easy to win when you have no competition... Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  22. Uh, guys? Ever heard of a little film called "Dr. Strangelove"? I can't believe no one's mentioned that one. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  23. Zing! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  24. Hey Mike. I know who you're talking about, and I agree he needs a talking to. He seems a bit too interested in impressing others and not enough in learning. I think he might suffer from a case of small penis syndrome, as his brash talk isn't limited to skydiving. Is he going to be around this weekend? I'd like to see if his solos chilled him out at all. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  25. I'll have the spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam. And a side order of viagra. To go. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams