flyhi

Heard on the radio that the Special Ops Demo Jump Team was making a pre-demo training jump into a stadium in Tampa and had one go in. Anyone have any info? flyhi

Congratulations to all of you. Your weekends will be infinitely better than anything I have planned. The 'Rents in Laws will be in town starting today. The good news is they do not drink and are judgemental ("You can't take the mental out of judgemental"). Monday I am sure I will be embroiled in several great "discussions" on how the weekend went (e.g. "Did you have to mention how much weight my mother gained?"). Do me a favor if you see me this weekend. Shoot me. Thanks in advance. I owe you. flyhi

PDB Obituary It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was only 71. Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Duncan Hines, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours, as long-time friend Betty Crocker delivered the eulogy, describing Dough boy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Dough boy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not onsidered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought that he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart. Dough boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes. flyhi

Viking, don't worry what everyone else things. Be strong and be yourself. If I ever have a daughter, I want her to be just like you...except for that part about the first time being with some woman she really loves. Cause that's just not right. "My sexual preference is not you." - T-shirt flyhi

I found it deeply, deeply offending when The Man Show said, "The reason women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning is because they have nothing good to scratch." That's just not right. "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible." - P. J. ORourke flyhi

Byron CA - Showed up there and the owner called in skydivers to get enough to jump. Skydive Dallas - Jumped with people on a "fundamentals" dive; did a no touch Mantis jump w/ 11 others. Awesome! That place in Mississippi off Exit 69 on I-10 (the only way I know it. Is it Moss Point or something) - Second jump there I organized. Pilot let me do a two way inside the Beech 99. Can you say 0 g's? Skydive Deland - They have a skyvan. Skydive Palatka - Big friendly staff. (Number, not size) Wynnie, very cool. flyhi

Is there nothing that speaks to the heart more than Amish Paradise? And of course, the greatest CD ever, The Talking Heads, Stop Making Sense. flyhi

Take it from someone who has been there, here's some rules to live by: 1. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up. b. It's only a lot of reading if you do it. Have fun this semester. flyhi

On some level, isn't every one of them a Target? flyhi

Gary Condit? flyhi

BEER!! flyhi

Yes. I have standards, dammit (There's that Tourette's thing again). What would the boys in the A/V club say? "You can't spell geek without EE!" flyhi

Jump with an English major? No way!!!! flyhi

Because I hope to eventually get lucky sometime in the not too distant future, I refuse to say nice response to "Girls only, check it out" from hottamaly...but you know I'm thinking it. flyhi

The Good: North shore of Oahu. The Bad: Landed next to an ugly, naked guy sunning himself. The Ugly: He helped gather up my stuff. Many beers to get over that one. flyhi

No ADD here, but if I could just get rid of this fucking Tourette's Syndrome. Bitch. Bitch. Pull. flyhi

Thought you might like to see a pic of skydiving there. On a clear day, you can see 5 islands from altitude. flyhi

Went to a boogie last year where some guy jumped a PC. All the "young folk" stood around ooooh and ahhhing until he got on the ground (literally) and then started clapping. Brought a tear to my eye. "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." flyhi

Sounds like someone is a little bloated, crampy, and retaining water. flyhi

Never actually heard a woman say that b4. flyhi

the Talking Heads "Stop Making Sense". The GREATEST CD ever. flyhi

Reminds of the guy sitting in the diner in dirty, smelly overalls with a grimace on his face. Guy next to him says, "What's wrong with you?" First guy says, "Everyday, I go to work, empty the "bluewater" out of the airplanes for eight hours, and go home. Then the next day I start all over again." The other guy says, "Why not quit and get a different job?" "What????... and get out of aviation?!?!?" flyhi Just remember....You gotta break some eggs to make a real mess on the neighbor's car.

The Top Ten Things Men Know For Sure About Women 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. They have boobs.

Also at work surfing the web, crushing peoples dreams, and figuring out how much money I get if I retire now. How about now. And now? flyhi Follow your dream. Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.

n elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and it had a pearl worth $50,000 . . .please advise" The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap"