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Is he available for Happy Hour tonight? I need a bud with which to hang. flyhi

And since he lives with a chick, does that make him a member of dykes on bikes? flyhi

I would have thought Regina and Dolores would have been in there. And maybe Mulva. Homer (Looking at a "nudie deck"): "The girls of the internet." Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday! flyhi

Use to fly in the land of turbulence and saw and experienced that stuff happening to me. A jumper with 11K jumps saw me perform a self-perfected PLF after such an event. He said when it got turbulent like that, he liked to fly final with just a little (~10-20%) brake in. I never had a problem after that, but quien sabe? Anyone else do that? flyhi

I opened the attachment and walked around the room and it was like they followed me where ever I went. flyhi

Isn't everyone in college kind of a ,"professor of pharmacology"? flyhi

Was it Rita Rudner? flyhi

Cool joke. Go to a 24-hour Walmart at 2:30 in the morning, find the nearest Assistant Manager and say, "Excuse me, where are the handguns and ski masks?" They love that. flyhi

You think maybe there are some people there who really don't care that much about skydiving, they just like celebrating? flyhi

GameBoy. flyhi

In Florida, if we get naked, we can count to 21. In Texas, they can only count to 20 & 1/2!! flyhi

I think the caption says it all. "Nåh???" flyhi

I live in JAX (which, for those not living in Florida, is code for Jacks) and can and will travel as far south as Z-Hills. After that, several TRO's kick in and possible parole violations ensue. Both Friday and Saturday work for me and I can be there as early as necessary if a big plane and an open door are available. Thoughts? Homer: If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. flyhi

My fellow Floridians (Florideenies?, Floridities?), I have simultaneously seen the gauntlet thrown down and had it rubbed in my face that the record, which so rightly deserves to be here in Florida (Seminole for Land of the Blue Hairs), is ensconced in the state of Texas (Navaho for Those Not Qualified to be in Oklahoma). In the words of either Jean-Paul Sartre or Dee Snider (I get those two confused a lot), "We're not going to take it, anymore!" Would there be any interest in a Thanksgiving record attempt at the DZ.com record on either the Friday or Saturday after the holiday? I would think we should be able to get enough of us together at, say, Deland, to give the Steers and Alternative Lifestylers (Not that there is anything wrong with that) of Texas a run for their money. My Brothers and Sisters, are you with me? Is this something we want to attempt? I say it's time we take this bull by the tail and face the problem head-on! Waddaya think? flyhi

If you're in P-cola for awhile, you might want to consider wandering over to Moss Point, MS to jump. They have a Beech 99 and a lot of real friendly people with whom to jump. And I'm not talking banjo music friendly either. It's Exit 69 off of I-10, one of the first exits in MS. flyhi

Andrea, You've got to learn that when it comes to tubes, size doesn't matter. BTW, what does one of those cost and do you take tips? Homer: But Marge! I was a political prisoner! Marge: How were you a political prisoner? Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a picture? flyhi

It's hard to argue with good advice. I wish my Pastor had given me this advice when I was having trouble with a teacher in school. But if I ever get audited by the IRS, you know what I'm going to tell each and every one of them. flyhi

I like mushy ice cream, walks in the rain, soft furry things, and the color purple. My turn-ons are people who are in touch with themselves. My turn-offs are people who touch themselves. Bart: What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals. Homer: Well, maybe if he had had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught 'im. flyhi

Why do women wear white at the wedding? So the dishwasher will match the refrigerator and stove. What is Arkansas foreplay? Brace yourself, Sis!! flyhi

I didn't realize those suckers were that deep. Homer: To find Flanders, I have to think like Flanders. Homer's brain: I'm a big four-eyed lame-o! And I wear the same stupid sweater every day and... Homer: The Springfield river! flyhi

I find it bad luck to hear, "Honey, I'm home!" Being superstitious is bad luck. flyhi

So, what do you wear when you're doing the webmistress-thing? Does it involve leather? Marge: Do you want your son to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper? Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren? Marge: Earl Warren was never a stripper! Homer: Oh, now who's being naive? flyhi

I love performance art. Lenny: Hey, Homer? What do I tell the boss? Homer: Tell him I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! flyhi

Anytime you gotta pack in your sleep, you've got something real disturbing going on. Homer: What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here, anyway. flyhi

Are his risers twisted? flyhi