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Someone must have their bridges mixed up. Ive been through here 15 times. Yes there is a ranger station/trailer home at the boat ramp. Yes the border patrol drives up and down scanning the area. Neither bridge is under 24/7. No one bothered me off of either bridge, plus the san marcos crew went off it a few years ago as well. Federal agents do look like goats, but you know about the goats in the valley, right? You do know this is nowhere near Houston?

Somehow, I suspected as much. Thanks very much, guys. Next time through. Drop me your number as I think I finally found a pen. ps. stop giving your dog the good drugs, man.

I call that bridge "Burrito Bridge". Within full sight of a ranger station/trailer with the nicest landing area in Base. Do it at night or go upstream to the 300 footer. Currently the whole valley is flooded.

Coming through friday at the earliest, saturday at the latest. Right now I have a thunderstorm fanclub of groupies ill try to leave behind. Thanks swoopdude, ive recently talked with a number of arkansinians to know of you guys' existence; am looking forward to jumping the "intern" state.

Coming through soon. Talked to one of you at memorial day, although I forgot your name . Anything going on? Appreciate, thank you.

Hey Tom, whats my total bill for your "wait a half an hour at the top for me to catch up" fee and your "Im tired of climbing the goddamn ladder, so fuck you" fee, and your "im tripping on mushrooms, so this is as good a place as any to stop the elevator for no reason" fee and your "dont tell Rodney I said that" fee. I appreciate your letting me pay my dues in annual installments with only a yearly grief tax.

Fantastic. Congratulations, John.

When I was in India I only found one place to jump. If you go to the Taj Mahal, and go around back, you will see the river. Look to your right down river and you will see power towers crossing the rivers. It is very difficult to get a taxi driver to understand what you want him to do and where you want him to take you. Also enroute you will have to get him to NOT take you to his friendbrotherunclefathers store to "look" at the wares. Which is almost impossible since he will take you there anyway even after you told him NO eight times in a row. Lastly India is seriously not the place to hurt yourself and can be one of the most seriously un-sanitary places to land in you will ever encounter. Varanasi has a jump-able height antenna, a strange half concrete half metal antenna, but beats the hell out of me how you get into it. And have fun figuring out where to land. India tends to be very crowded, close, and dirty.

Funny how virology has absolutely nothing to do with radiation. Gene doping, radiation.....Nope. just dont see it. Thanks for reacquiring the project. I read it. It was redundant on topics well known to Base jumpers already. Was fond of phallic models as representative of absorption data in humans. And compared unrelated baselines on some of the graphs, sufficient to be un-decipherable. But what do I know? Im a truck driver Looking forward to the official version.

So when Aiello finally gets off his ass to run for twin falls city council, mayor, Idaho governor, and senator, in order to enter the forum of national politics and single-handedly re-craft NPS policy by having secret service agents hold NPS officials over camp-fires by their toes........He'll at least look old enough to do it without being carded. Time to enter politics, Tom. "Skinflicker"???? Who the hells "Skinflicker"?

Speaking of which, Chris, you teased us with a biological effects report on antenna radiation a few months ago, saying you hadnt finished your analysis of the report from a PHDs perspective. And then vanished. Never to say another word about the report or its findings, formulas, and graphs. Tease.

Cool, Russell. Get well soon, Man. PS when are you and Jaap Suter getting married? He's a catch he is

Gardners going to TF. Yah My Man!!! There'll be so many flaming skulls on the bridge, the night jumps will be well lit, indeed. Ill be there, in fact giving you a ride, unless you guys pussed on that. Forget baxter. He actually thinks bolt cutters are a new lock pick. Real base jumpers know different. Looking forward to seeing you guys fri sat sun mon. Or until my neck gives out.

Drop me an email also, I get through. I assume youre around taylorville? And dont worry CVFD, I havent forgotten you. Although you didnt tell me you were a cop

DING, DING, ding! Congrats on the new ring in the Bell family. And you guys didnt take my naming advice as Thomasina or Nicoletta. HHHmmmphh! Enjoy and blessings!

Jumpers do trash these rooms. More than 4 years ago, jumpers in the shiloh conference center were spelling things with those TF sticker balls on the carpeted walls, and just leaving them. Among other things. I stopped staying with them like 3 years ago, when they began with an understandably anti jumper stance. Even the Ameritel will rightly physically hand you a vacuum cleaner to clean up after yourself, and I usually assign myself as the maid to keep this place friendly doing boogies.

Damn, Russell, I wish I could be half as cool as you are man. Get well fast, dude. . Heres a little hint. Nurses are WAY kinky, man...

I call numbers right next to eachother "twin base" as these folks were "born" into history at the same time as you. Sadly, all my twinbasers are out of the sport now. Im all alone in the world. Of course, there are other mathematical ways of grouping base numbers singularly. For example, what your base number adds up to (1 number). My number Base 758 adds up to 20. Only a limited number of people fall into this sub-category (like 659). I call these folks cousins, and so, am not so lonely after all.

Oh Man! I just picked up a hash pipe in New Orleans just the other day! Youre riding with me, flaming skull. Dont mind Baxter, man. He is so puritanical, its like jumping with a 6th grader.

Try this website, guys. www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/info.php. It should help. I particularly like the fact that if you break up with your imaginary girlfriend, she will send you a "perfumed long sobby letter begging you to take her back". MY GOD MEN ARE PATHETIC!!!!!

Dont give up Russell. Women are just looking for a stable guy. So just dump stable. or, um, get a bunch of horses...

When I was 15 my mom found a Pot plant growing in my room. When I got home from school it had found a new home. On the window sill over the sink in the kitchen. I love cool moms. Good thing my dad wouldnt know a pot plant from a paperweight.

Hey TVPB, Ill have you know I am not 40...Im 20...with 20 years experience at it. Or Im 25 with 15 years experience...or...AW CRAP! . BOPS! Are ya kidding...

Im O- . Had to change my phone number to ditch the Red Cross.

Ill be 40 sept 28th of this year. Time flies really fast. Fortunately gravity is stronger.