Stewie

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  • Home DZ
    Skydive Utah
  • License
    B
  • License Number
    28064
  • Licensing Organization
    USPA
  • Number of Jumps
    505
  • Years in Sport
    12
  • First Choice Discipline
    BASE Jumping
  • Second Choice Discipline
    Freeflying
  1. Thanks for the explanation. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
  2. Late to the discussion, but can a UK poster tell me how Britain benefits from being a member of the EU? And what they'll be giving up by leaving it? The posts on Facebook and Twitter are generally garbage, devolving into "literally Hitler"-esque rants. What's stopping the UK from simply doing trade deals on its own with other countries? The impression I have of the EU parliament is that it is a bloated, unelected, inefficient body that is more concerned with social engineering than seeing to the best interests of Europeans (hmmm, sounds familiar over here). And, of course, the best interests of Europeans would vary from country to country, no? How is it decided who benefits and who takes it on the chin? I mean, if I were German I'd be pissed that my taxes are propping up other countries that can't handle their affairs. Also, can someone from the UK tell me how Muslim immigration factors into this? I've heard about Rotherham, Sheffield, Swedish rape statistics, sharia law in some cities, police no-go zones, etc. but I'm sure that this has been embellished. Is it true that member states of the EU have no say how they wish to deal with immigration to their countries? That seems like absolute madness. It seems like the EU needs Britain more than Britain needs the EU, but like I said, I don't have the whole picture. Thanks. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
  3. A chick talking about logic...this is rich. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
  4. So I'm visiting Elsinore and brought the rain with me. Dougiefresh and I are looking for a place to party in San Diego since we can't jump. Any recommendations? Right now we're in Solana Beach but the place we're currently boozing at has a dearth of nubile blondes...or brunettes...or redheads. Help! If any dzcommers want to show us around, first few rounds are on me. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
  5. Just saw this thread...I learned at the 82d's club. What a great deal; something like 300 bucks for the entire static line course and gear rental was I think 20 for the whole weekend. I consider myself so lucky that I learned at Raeford with those guys. I often wonder where they all are now? I still try and make a few jumps at Raeford when I can make it back for All-American Week. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
  6. I was at Woody's in Twin and had a real healthy Idaho girl grab my junk (unsolicited) and growl (yes, growl) "This belongs to me." I hauled ass back to the Super 8 and scrubbed like a rape victim. Oh, who am I kidding, I went hoggin'. Sigh. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
  7. Thanks for being one of the parents that actually gives a shit. I get friend requests from my cousins and nieces after their parents have pointed them in my direction (my profile is hidden from a search). These parents know that people post all sorts of stuff on my wall that is inappropriate for children. These parents also let their children (6-10 years old) watch "Weeds". I was horrified the first time I was over there and the characters were discussing blow jobs, right in front of the kids. In answer to your original question, I'm not a parent, never will be so I have no idea. Good luck! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
  8. Sir, you owe me a new keyboard. "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
  9. This may help... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6glCvXDo44 "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
  10. I like Angie, most of the body metcons are fun. But I'm a smaller dude so most of the Oly lifts kick my ass...and thrusters are a particular type of suck for me. Anything combining running after squats is good too. Man I love crossfit! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
  11. Looked like a fun jump, that made me smile. Thanks! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
  12. Man, that is simple. To think of all the time I've wasted on those Cosmo quizzes... "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
  13. Nobody's paying as much attention to your Facebook wall as you think. They're looking for pics of the trip to Cancun by the sisters of Kappa Kappa Woo. "They" = "me" "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
  14. Man I'm bored. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnR1P022qUk "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech
  15. Sweet, sweet nectar! "Fuck that. I'll take a good ass-pounding over a bj any day." -- pyrotech