RedassSkychic

Guys that shave are gay Men are supposed to have hair, its sexy. Besides, shaving is a hassle and you will get ingrown hairs with coarse hair like chest hair. "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

I do not own a gun, but I plan to get my concealed handgun license when I turn 21, mainly because AggieDave has his in his truck, and when I am sitting in there and/or driving it I could get in trouble without one. Once I have my license I may get a gun simply because I would feel safer driving at night, walking around town, etc with one that I know I can use if I need it. Dave can't be around all the time to protect me "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

I've tried to do the friendly ex thing, but it always ends up being weird... just as soon as i think there's no other agenda i get a bad vibe. stupid men! I've given up trying to keep in touch with exes, its not worth the friendship. "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

Link? My wife might like that while I'm not here.....

I saw this showerhead in the store the other day that detaches and has a hydropowered vibrator in it. That's what I'm talking about! Too bad I skydive or I might be able to afford it. "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

yeah he is.. even if one month was yesterday oh yeah, and I'm the one who brought it up this morning.. yahoo, points for me! "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

Oh yes, women are beutiful! I must say we are quite a work of art "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

sweet... the first two places aren't DD cups! yahoo for small boobies! "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

this is just ridiculous. how can an issue that so many people just don't care about be pushed as a constitutional amendment? I'm not really worried about it becoming an amendment, but i guess we'll have a democratic president next year. what a stupid move on George W.'s part. "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

Sarah, you are so cool! I'm excited about your FIRST formation "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

Geology sucks! I now have no plans tomorrow because i'm not going to class! I look forward to meeting you ACME morgan "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

soo.. did they stay married? or is this guy still a bachelor somewhere?

Apparently, the main causes of farts are wearing loose dentures and those closet air swallowers. Maybe if I fix my dentures I can smell like vanilla all the time, too. damn that has to be the longest essay ever written on farts.

what is "impacted"? I haven't gotten mine out yet mainly because I don't have dental insurance and I'm chicken... but I kinda thought the only problems would come from moving my braces-straightened teeth around. "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

Thanks to all for the good wishes!! Also, thanks to anyone who helped Dave out with this... I was very suprised and the ring is beutiful!

The way I see it... I get so worked up the night before and the morning of my jump I might as well get two or three jumps on that one dose of nervousness... hell, I'm not gonna be able to sleep that night anyway whether its one jump or 3 "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

Well, all skydivers are assholes with big egos, so if that's what you're looking for you shouldn't have any problem.. just kidding, i found one that wasn't and he's great

dave, you told me you were gonna keep this quiet! "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

Nekked Jump not my ultimate goal, but would definately be fun "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

my advice.. call him for sure. I will be sending you vibes! btw, I wish I was brave enough to do the same. Having similar troubles with my dad but I am dealing with it because I understand that he has his own way of dealing with issues (right or wrong is debateable) but ultimately I can understand how he feels because I am alot like him. He is human too even if he is a father. That was probably incoherent but..... best of luck!

Yeah! that sounds like a good system "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

I was told that I should introduce myself before I start "randomly posting" : I did my first tandem in October kind of half hoping I wouldn't like it, but of course I did and now I'm hopelessly addicted. After selling my soul I now have 7 jumps and am almost done with AFF! I'm very excited to learn all there is to know about this sport. Oh yeah, one more thing, AggieDave is my boyfriend but I hope you won't hold that against me Looking forward to meeting you all! "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

:2:1 first reserve ride on my 6th jump (thanks pablito) but had a stand up landing! "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

gotta love the 9% chance of death from alien abduction.. i had no idea they were so common.... "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright

Thanks for the welcome! "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" --Steven Wright