bisqit999

Butt Blaster

there was a time back in 1998 for about 10 minutes where I thought I had it all....best 10 minutes of my life. I'd give a nut for just one more of those minutes

my bro....got him hook line and sinker!!! welcome!!

hi, my name is Mike

hey what would u do if you did a few jumps at a DZ u never go to and forget to get your book signed. Happened to me last week, did 4 jumps in AZ and now am in NY. What should I do?

why can't I come up with ideas like this?

i just think mine is kinda creepy

years ago we had a neighbor's dpg always poopin on our lawn. My mother used to put it in a baggy and walk to their house and place the bag on their stoop.. She would do this like every day for a few weeks until finally the owner controlled his dog.

can u do this to yourself or is it like how you can't tickle yourself...

Mr. Slugworth always freaked me out.

Skydive LI I believe is the closest to the city. Thats where I mostly go...Its a great place. You really can't miss with any 3 of these places though. Try em all!

She lives in Arizona, I live in NY for now.

ain't I lucky? too bad she lives 2000 miles away for now.

Here is my beautiful lady!

Welcome to the Dollhouse

Hell no!!! how's about Kim Jong Ill?

i'll make out with ya

then I thought...Gee, where did they get that picture of me?

as a smoker i have no problem smoking outside of a bar. I am totally in favor of the law. I always hated being indoors when its all smoky. Also gives us a chance to mingle with some other people.

where's my voucher!?!?!?!?!?1

thats from a cartoon from Don Hertzfeldt called "Rejected!" Its hysterical. I highly recommend u search for this video and watch it.

looks great....I love eyebrow piercings...very sexy!

i thought it was funny as hell!!! It was like the show never stopped and they picked up right where they left off.....brilliant!!!

Lutz Verb ..to fly a parachute in to a set of powerlines unnecessarily. "I performed a Lutz in to them powerlines over 'der!"

at work until 6am....if i think of anything funny or entertaining to say, i'll get back to u.