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What's the function of a "chief" at a "resturant?" AMDG

Really? AMDG

Nifty! I learned something today. ...and yes it is. AMDG

Doubtful JMHO AMDG

Bill's is the best answer I think. And, if we look at the math: there are 1 x 365 x 24 x 60 minutes in a year. If we count each jump as "an instance" of adrenaline rush taking 5 minutes off your lifespan, you'd have to jump 1 x 365 x 24 x 60 / 5 = 105,120 times at a minimum to take a year off your life. p.s. what in the world were you doing inside a bank? AMDG

Preventative: Before you go to bed, drink water and take a multi-vitamin. Remedy: three shots, a bottle of water, a multi-grain waffle and back to bed. AMDG

missg8tordivr says she can get me his current e-mail AMDG

Does anyone know where Dominic is or how to contact him? AMDG

"egg man, egg, Ha Ha charade you are" --Pink Beatles AMDG

Agoraphobia---I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House Amnesia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House Social Anxiety Disorder---Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate AMDG

Oh yeah. That's the good stuff. AMDG

I'll go with a completely different angle and provide criticism on the premise: noone really "needs" a TV. p.s. did you get my voicemail from a few weeks back? AMDG

Horizontal Separation AMDG

With a little milk (I didn't see this option) AMDG

Pun intended? AMDG

I'll second that! AMDG

*This* is the thread that talks about going "no lift" In response to: no lift AMDG

Yes. And under oath. AMDG

Unless you're planning on committing a crime and would like 5th amendment protection there is absolutely nothing for the man to gain in marriage. AMDG

Don't they use this phrase in the movie "Cutaway?" We kept saying it to eachother on my last speedstar team. AMDG

Before you can take a cookie, you have to lift the lid. After you lift the lid, then you can take some cookies --Bert & Ernie on "before and after" Taking a cookie is better than tossing your cookies. --drinking advice AMDG

I'm going to find myself a girl Who can show me what laughter means And we'll fill in the missing colors In each other's paint-by-number dreams Oh but it's all right, with me now I'll get back up somehow And with a little luck, I'm bound to win And I'll fall in love again AMDG

roflmaopip! AMDG

Is the ride still over? AMDG

Guys: do not get married, and if you cohabitate, get a cohabitation agreement in place. Gals: go for marriage, and avoid any cohabitation agreements or pre-nups. AMDG