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2001? 2002? AMDG

Ditto AMDG

Man, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle noir AMDG

OK. I'm stumped. How is this possible? AMDG

Sideways, About Schmidt, House of Sand and Fog AMDG

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At his school, Jim Wallace has pics of Cameron, Drew Barrymore, her then husband Tom Green and a 4th whose name escapes me doing tandems. AMDG

Wrote a treatise on cunts, and on fucking 'em. But a clever young Turk Eclipsed this great work With a treatise on cocks, and on sucking 'em. AMDG

The theory is predicated on the hypothesis that women are users, and that men allow themselves to be used by women. Are you a Tom Leykis fan? AMDG

There once was a man from Venus Who had a gigantic penis He made all the girls shout When he stuck in then out And they called him the very meanest -Steven P in Mrs. Durishin's 9th grade English clase, Springhouse Junior High School AMDG

LOL! Sure beats the cover memos on the TPS reports. AMDG

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." On cue, the family whips off their clothes and pair off. The father takes the daughter from behind as she blows the dog. The mother fists the son's anus. After the father and the dog come inside the daughter, the mother takes her santorum-covered hand and vaginally fists the daughter as she uses her feet to jerk off the son. The daughter snowballs the dog spunk into her dad's mouth, who holds it there while the mother pees on his face. The father spits the resulting mixture into a syringe filled with black tar heroin. The mother injects the heroin-spunk-piss into the sons taint at the exact moment he comes all over the daughter's feet. The son starts to spasm and shake all over the office, losing control of his bowels as he goes. The rest of the family slides around in the shit ignoring the dying shakes of the son. They all roll all over each other and fuck and suck on top of the son's twiching body until he finally dies. The surviving family members then jump up and yell "scene!" For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!" AMDG

Why does she think that? (and can u send me a copy of the video?) AMDG

Because hell hath no fury... AMDG

There's a huge porn industry in the San Fernando valley about 80 miles away from Perris and Lake Elsinore. Some of the work is even outdoors.... Lemmee know how it all works out. AMDG

I tried using this reverse thinking: If I were intent on killing myself, would I succeed by jumping out of an airplane with two parachutes on my back, one of which is attached to an automatic activation device and allow two people to jump out with me who were intent on saving my life? Be safe. Have fun. AMDG

I'll be there. AMDG

smarty pants. AMDG

Its the vector acting in against gravity, friction, a function of each body's surface area, that's missing from the equation. AMDG

Although the Honda appears to have a more severely "boxy" look, all of its changes in angles are indeed more gradual than the Toyota's. I guess it depends on your definition of "more curvier." (And I'm with Kelel on a headslap for "more curvier." ....here's your sign) AMDG

My experience: I have a Spectre 230 that I cannot stall. I had a rigger check the line lengths -- all were within recommended tolerance. The rigger jumped his own Spectre (size unknown) and reported back to me that he was unable to stall it. AMDG

Well, sometimes it gets kinda raw if I keep rubbin' in the same spot. AMDG

Yay...Rosa and Michelle. Let's plan to do it! Margarita Monday and Karokee. Gotta do the Karokee too, though I can't sing, but if I have enough margaritas I think I can . Make mine a virgin and I'll be there too. AMDG

I e-mailed one of the Perris gals that I believe lives in San Diego. Will let you know. AMDG

That's where I did mine. Clicky: http://www.jimwallace-skydiving.com/ AMDG