RippedCord

Maybe Squeak's not saying that it's not amusing (funny). Maybe he's just saying that it's not amussing. Now, I've never been amussing, but I've been a-wassailing and let me tell you, its serious business. Or maybe its just not remotely amusing, as in amusing from afar (a 'remote' location), and you had to be there?

A tennis ball sewn into back of pajama top will keep her sleeping on her stomach. AMDG

And he sold me my first Javelin Rig with Spectre 230 Canopy, PD 218 R and Cypress! All of which I am still proudly jumping today. AMDG

None. Six years and counting... One day at a time (as if more than one at a time was actually an option.) AMDG

Someone remind me, does this involve feathers, or is it the whole chicken? AMDG

I hadda laugh at this, but I always to back to the line from Remo Williams which goes something like, Remo: Chuin, how old are you? Chiun: For a fruit-fly, I have lived many lifetimes; for a mountain, I have not yet even begun in years; for a man, I am just right. AMDG

The incomparable Mr. Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove AMDG

"Everybody needs money. That's why they call it MONEY." -Danny DeVito's character in David Mamet's Heist AMDG

Number: wow! hugs! Location: :::double-take::: con--grad--ju--lay--shuns! AMDG

KeithsPlayThing? AMDG

Ivan's been reincarnated as FunBobby?? AMDG

Glad you're OK. See you on Saturday? AMDG

May 19, 2004 8:00P.M. Please, God, let this be my last quit date AMDG

Sent you an e-mail. Let me know if you didn't receive. AMDG

What if the woman in the magazine jumps at our DZ? AMDG

"material we deem" remains undefined and is therefore subject to whimsy. We had four rules and they were simple. It was great! Once objective, written, defined standards are removed & whimsical subjectivity enters the picture, that is usually the beginning of the end of some bulletin boards as the explosion of what should and should not be deemed offensive becomes deafening. AMDG

"If you can see hair on the cows then your (sic) too low, and should probably pull!!" - Doc Sherry AMDG

damn shame AMDG

Also by Hubert Selby (aka "Cubby"): Last Exit to Brooklyn AMDG

:::sniff::: You never grab MY ass. AMDG

The dragon is usually covered up, n'est-ce pas? Or is it "skydive naked Saturday with Chelle?" AMDG

as if I'd miss the opportunity! What time are you getting there? AMDG

Assuming visits come only in integers, then this would the visit before your second -- i.e., your first? I'll find you. Do you know what time you're going to be there? You haven't lived till you've been on a Dom-Load AMDG

R E Q U I E M (just because I'm anal.) AMDG

:::glancing right, glancing left::: AMDG