gremlin

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  1. Will be there this Sunday - unless weather terrible (have to be there all next week for free jumps ) If you want to meet pm me. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  2. or if someone could just send me the DVD (so I can skip the naked Remster chapter)... I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  3. Dear Sunshine, As Sangiro is employed only by DZ.com now and the customer is always right, will you tell him we want our boobie threads back? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  4. Holy crap. I will have to book extra time off work and fly to California to see this... or someone could just send me the video.... I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  5. 'nough said I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  6. gremlin

    Moving on....

    A brave decision. We all thank you for it. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  7. I signed up and if it works will put the other computer on it as well. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  8. "Drinkies" are cheaper at Nethers but a meet in London sounds good. You organising? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  9. Have you thought about government work? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  10. Is that like the egg version of Russian Roulette. Stick the egg in the microwave and turn on the power. You have to leave it as long as possible before opening the door to save your egg from exploding. Time it wrong and it explodes as you open the door. Great fun! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  11. Perhaps we should have a couple of photos of Daisy Duke posted so that we can make a comparison. Preferably one of the ones where she used to bend over in those tight cut off jean shorts and......sh*t there goes another kitten I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  12. Is this why the DZ.com Christmas boogie is held in Arizona.... I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  13. gremlin

    PC gone mad?

    The Army used to have the same physical tests for women - gender free. They got taken to court. They then introduced different test for women - gender fair. They got taken to court again. They actually said - we have no idea what to do next. We have to have these tests to make sure that people are fit but we keep getting taken to court by people. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  14. gremlin

    Las Vegas

    you get Las Vegas and LAX the show - we get Grimsby and Scunthorpe the show. Not exactly the same level of glitz and glamour. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  15. Cool. Finally someone luvs me I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  16. Happy birthday - see you in Eloy I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  17. If you had crashed the thought of the paramedics cutting you out of the car with the "kitten killing device" still in place is priceless. wonder if that would have made Police Stop? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  18. gremlin

    Toasts

    That is superb. Will now just have to memorise. Thanks I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  19. Where was she hiding the bottle of shampoo - cause I had a VERY good look at her jumpsuit and couldn't see it concealed in there anywhere! I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  20. can you imagine how much global productivity would increase if people couldn't surf for porn? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  21. gremlin

    Toasts

    LOL I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  22. Have just booked my flights - after a scare that I would be in Iraq. 4 days of tunnel then a hop from ONT to PHX and the Eloy boogie. Should be superb fun. I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  23. It's ok. Found a Link And they aint at all bad!
  24. Any chance of a link to hear it? I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....
  25. gremlin

    Toasts

    On Thursday night we are having a Russian Vodka night in the mess. Apparently the aim (apart from getting drunk) is to make a toast. It is allowed to be in any language apart from English (and American!). Does anyone have any good toasts? Thanks I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine....