jeiber

"His own ass as his legs FLAIL trying to get more swoop!!" Isnt that what you said Jairo?? Damn, are we throwing someone under the Bus???? I deserve every bit of it. I've been talkin' so much crap since Jairo hasn't been able to beat my record yet. I just gotta get it all in now - once he beats it, I'm gonna have a really tough time reclaiming the 'title'. At least until I get a smaller canopy! Swoop already told me his record is 79, and Scott Roberts was well into the 90's. Thank God the radar gun didn't come out this weekend! I hold it for yet another week! Glad Jairo was too scared to show this weekend... my swooping sucked. I guess I got in his head with my 2am drunk dial! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

"We don't need no education..." Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

At the end of the year, when we're voting on 'dumbest threads of 2006', somebody remind me of this one. Thank God I edited this before I sent it.... the liquor's talkin! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I was referring to your first round, several weeks ago. You know, the one where I set the record, and you claimed the radar gun misread your speed? Yeah, after running my mouth so much, I was sure you were going to be making me eat my words. I'd never live it down after that much talkin'. Jeff ps- I know the radar was way wrong on your first run, I just like bustin your chops. Your were doing at least 36 or 37! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Or when you were givin' it everything you had to get a 35mph swoop out of your Velo? Hey, the radar gun doesn't lie! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Genetics! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Now THAT explains alot about him! BTW, thanks for letting him come out and play with us this weekend! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Don't forget self-riteous and hypocritical!

Hey, my 67mph was legit! And a DZ record that still holds, BTW! You just let me know when you want another shot at the title! My shoulder was hurt because of your girl! It's a scandal, I tell ya! Just like Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding! Flailing arms and legs.... phhhttttt! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

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Yeah, I'm told that happens when I'm really drunk. As far as that sound clip goes... well... you'll be hearing it again. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Ok, I'm WAAAYYYY behind on this thread. Let me try to catch up all at once (story of my life...). And before I forget, Barbie was decapitated by the lawnmower. - I'm available for video on the Hog Flop, but I'd still like to compete. Count me in on both. And yes, if your team's time beats mine, I'm erasing your footage! - Nightshot works great for people puking. My famous nightshoot footage prompted the Adam Lane Award. Something about the green hue on vomit. Just might have to dig that tape out to reminisce. BTW, is Adam back from Europe? - Beavis, don't forget to turn your camera on, dammit! - In the absense of a DVD for the past couple years, I was going to make a DVD myself. Let's get together this Saturday and discuss. I can already see 5 DVD's floating around, all titled, 'The Official 2006 Hog Flop DVD'. - May I suggest a 'Swoop n Chug' for the sunset load?

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OMG, Clay's story is funny, but the squirrel video has me almost in tears with laughter. Then a cat-apult joke... I'm about to pee my pants! I was just thinking the other day, there hasn't been a good cat thread in a while. To everybody else: 1) Clay wasn't trying to hurt the animal, just catch it. So things went wrong! 2) Circus's and Zoo's use animals for entertainment every day, and sometimes animals get hurt during the acts and/or training. 3) I doubt those 'have a heart' live animals traps are big sellers in Iraq right now... adapt. improvise. overcome. If it bothers you guys that much, send Clay a few of those traps... Squirrel video was friggin' hilarious! Clay - if you won't post the video (you suck), how about a couple screen grabs?

Yes, I agree with your point, but it seems very clear that the industry was yielding to outside influences (the government). What if a 3rd party started pressuring/forcing you into running your business in a certain manner, in the name of aesthetics? Legally yes, but we both know how the government can punish the private sector for not abiding by requests. Funding can be pulled, permits/licenses are now suddently hard to obtain, code violations are found, etc. What about a government entity exerting it's will through a private entity? Is this ok? I don't think so. Again, this policy is a direct result of government pressure. So let's say the government enacts a significant 'fat tax' to combat increased medical issues due to obesity. They offer private corporations an exemption if they enact policy to only employ (desk work) people who meet a certain physical criteria that the CDC decides on. This would be ok with you? Evidently not in Spain. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I think this is a step in the WRONG direction! What right do we have to tell people how they have to look? What's worse, is this is due to pressure from the government. So now government is dictating private sector policy. What's next, piercings? The government is going to ban more than a few piercings? Or how about tattoos? Maybe we should enact policy on how many tattoos a person can have. Hell, if the government is going to push restrictions on how skinny a person can be, I think they should restrict how fat a person can be as well. I motion that overweight people (according to the CDC) can no longer be served anything but salad and water, in a restaraunt. Bottom line, I think it's disgusting as well.... BUT, I also believe it's wrong to base policy on mere opinion. Worried about the role model thing? Ok, so now we have to change our lives, so we can be role models for OTHER people's kids? Maybe if mom and dad spent more time with their kids, actually parenting, maybe the rest of us wouldn't have to walk on egg shells, ensuring we're being a good role model for people we don't know. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I just realized... I need to appoint somebody to get rid of all my porn and sex toys (past relationships) before my parents go through my house. Yikes... scary thought... not dying, but mom and dad finding my dvd collection. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Hey, I just asked a coworker if he could cover my work while I disappeared for a couple days, and his exact words were: "Fuck no! I know how much shit your workin' on right now!" If you would have posted this last week, I would have been all over it! Just can do it on THAT short of notice. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Dude, I would SO be there, but I have a couple big projects going on at work and skipping out for a couple days would really piss alot of people off... Jeff ps- no I don't ALWAYS try to piss people off! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I'm in, if I can make requests! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I tried to watch that show once. I honestly thought her real person was like the woman she played in 'The Bodygaurd'. She was so hot and classy. Then I saw her with Bobby on their show. I'm used to seeing trashy, classless, uneducated pieces of crap on Cops... but I NEVER thought Whitney would be that way. Pretty pathetic when your English is so bad, it requires subtitles... I hope they both blow themselves up in a meth lab somewhere. They're wasting my oxygen. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

OMG!!! Sheesh... the things I come up with after a few beers. It was my alter ego... what can I say? Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Yeah, I had that happen before, but I waited for the cat to ruin a fourth set of earbuds before I put the cat in the washing machine to punish it. Strangly enough, no more ruined ear buds after that. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Well there are a couple ways... 1) don't hang around with so many strippers 2) only allow people to add you as their friend if they know your last name or email. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Yeah, great... just think guys, once you're dead, you can have some other guy nut all over your remains as your ex wife gives him a handjob. Or maybe a necklace would be better? Sorry... I'm not romanticized by this. Let the deceased RIP... don't wear their remains around as a fashion statement. On second thought... maybe I could wear a loved one's teeth around my neck as a necklace? It would be a hell of alot cheaper than this, yet just as morbid... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!