jeiber

I'll primarily be jumping in the southeast and southwest. However, there's always a possibility I'll jump in Colorado. Many won't agree with my definition of 'safe', but I consider 'reasonably safe' as a loading where I won't be breaking lines and blowing out cells. A safe reserve landing would be everything up to and including a broken ankle or arm as a worse likely scenario. 'Unsafe' would be a situation where a high speed mal would likely result in serious reserve damage, or a landing that would likely be fatal if I were unconscious (AAD fire). I would be willing to accept several broken bones in this scenario. J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I'm getting ready to downsize, and I'm running into problems finding a container that will hold my desired main/reserve combination. Looking over previous threads on Main vs. Reserve sizing, I think I've got a pretty good understanding of the pros and cons. Looking for some thoughts and suggestions on container manufacturer and reserve sizing: 6'3", 240lbs, athletic build Jav Odyss J4, PD Reserve 176, VN150 Airlocked Main Need a container to hold a Katana 135 or (possibly) 120, eventually will be moving to a Velo 120. Now the tricky part - reserve size. Sunpath's container sizing isn't compatible with my combination. Mirage will accept a reserve around 150sqft with my main combination, but that's over a 1.7 loading on a reserve. Some random thoughts that are going through my mind in trying to figure out what to do: - already had a reserve ride on my PDR176. Flies like a dream. Have no doubts on my ability to safely land the reserve at least one size smaller in a tight landing area. - will rig look/fit strange with this combination? - what is it that I don't know about about this combination? - how much smaller of a reserve can I safely jump? (physical limitations of reserve) Any advice/experiance would be appreciated - especially coming from a larger person flying a HP canopy. Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

adventurechick avalonwings brierebecca carbonezone (scotty, tami, herc, tommy & boogie) CG chaoskitty CSpenceFLY(with the Hog Flop Trophy) dzmemories Goofyjumper fmmobley hisgoofyness hottielicious Icon134 jeiber - probably Jessie07 Katz kelel01 Lauraliscious littleskycrab livendive mindway69 Missg8tordivr (hopefully ) MLKSKY namgrunt nanner ntacfreefly popsjumper (straight from the Hog Flop) SimplyputSI Skinnyshrek skyedivr teamjenn1 tmaricle55 yardhippie Mostly_Harmless +10 Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Knowing Jeiber, he's probably already used that one before. With these lines and a full mason jar, how can I fail?! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Caa is a boston accent. details details... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Well, I have no swooping prowess, and it's not much of a record, I'm just milking this for attention as long as I can. Seems like it's run out. Now I gotta think of some other way to be obnoxious. Oh, and unfortunately your right; my penis hasn't been used in... well, a while. Hey, we all have our dry spells, right? Jairo has a girlfriend; so... am I (trying anyway) compensating? You bet your ass! I just need a (female) volunteer to help reduce my testosterone levels. Then everything will be better. J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Come on! What's up with you guys and your priorities! Isn't this the first one you'll have missed in years, John? Whatever it is, I'm sure you can get out of it! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

You are my hero! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

yeah but then she would have filled up with dirt. ppfffffttttttt!!!!!!!!! [spitting beer all over computer monitor] Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I second that one! I've had a long week at work, being responsible and serious here at my desk. Reading and contributing to a little bit of controlled chaos and bad behavior, put a smile on my face!

I'm a jiraleffant... how may I be of service to you? Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I'll take you as a pet! We're gonna have to work on some of your bad habits though... 1) no more peeing on the carpet. 2) if you must stick your nose in my crotch, do more than just sniff. 3) don't scatter your toys all over the house. J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I saw this video once of a girl having sex with her pet german shephard. The girl was actually hot. I was actually jealous of a dog after seeing that. Well, jealous of that and his ability to lick himself. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Hitting who's tuffet? Little Miss Muffet's? I already hit that! My swooping accuracy sucks almost as bad as Jairo's. J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Awww, does somebody feel left out? Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Oh jeez! I can only imagine! I think I'm gonna track that thread down for the entertainment value! Soooo. Since you brought it up, who was #1 on your list?

This sucks... nobody has the balls to post names! J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Dear Sunshine, Recently, every time I hear a heavy long island accent, I get a boner. Even in the caaaa (car). What should I do? Thanks, Stiffy Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Huh? Did you say something? Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Accuracy? Pfffftttt.... It's a boogie, we need to mix some alcohol with it! SWOOP N' CHUG!

(555) 867-5309 Talk to ya soon! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Just make your life easy and buy one of these: http://www.linksys.com/servlet/Satellite?c=L_Product_C2&childpagename=US%2FLayout&cid=1114037289584&pagename=Linksys%2FCommon%2FVisitorWrapper All your computers will work with it, and you don't have to mess with MS Networking, nor do you have to keep your computer on for it to be accessible. There's another model if you don't have USB. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

So glad I'm gonna see the Atlanta crew again!

Hey! You're foiling my hijack attempt! Dammit... now I gotta come up with some other way of getting attention. Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!