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Yeah, I saw some people flying on their belly the other day. Looked kinda cool! I wonder what they're calling it? Jeff ps- wingsuits are gay... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

BTW, I borrowed your phone and emailed those recordings to myself!

Or learn to freefly! I've seen people that are just losers at life in general, but once they're on the dz, a good swoop or some cool freeflying, and the chicks are all over them! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I disagree with this. That's like saying: Stop giving her attention, and see if she stays; or stop working (by your own choice), and see if she stays. If a woman leaves a guy because he stops giving her attention, then she must be an attention whore, right? If a woman leaves a guy, just because he decides to quit his job and wants to sit around the house and do nothing, then she must be all about the money, right? I disagree with both, for two reasons. The simple one is that sex is part of a relationship. If you don't want to have sex with the person you're with, then there's some bigger underlying issue... something that has nothing to do with only being used for sex. Further, sex is part of a relationship. Take away something a partner in the relationship values, and you're just asking for problems. A girl takes away sex, there's going to be problems if the guy values sex. A guy who stops giving a girl attention, there's going to be problems if the girls is accustomed to attention... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Actually, prostitution is NOT legal in Nevada. Only outside the city limits. From what I saw on HBO, those ladies in the whore houses were pretty nasty anyway. I wouldn't pay $5 for the whole lot of 'em! Paraphrased from some comedian, 'I'm not paying you for sex, I'm paying you to leave when I'm done!' J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

No wonder the female race hates prostitutes... if prostitution were legal, the entire economics of dating would be unbalanced. Think about it. Girls wouldn't get free drinks, nobody would ever offer to help them when in need, Valentines Day would go away, roses would just be considered a weed, insanely expensive restaraunts would go out of business. The world would be thrown into utter chaos! All because men would stop acting stupid, just to get into a girl's pants! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Now THAT"S awesome!!! Damn I'm jealous... I'm trying to think of how to put one of those up in my house now... Unfortunately the garage is already full of toys, and I don't have a fence to keep the neighborhood crum snatchers from playing on it... So damn jealous.... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

You pissed off so many people by just walking up to the fire, making one zoomie, and setting the record. A record that is yet to be beat, BTW. Bastard... Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Do both!

So I was a little drunk. Good thing I stayed at the dz that night! Hey, it wouldn't be the first time someone blew themself up at Palatka! Just ask Al (the packer) what happens when you put rubber balloons filled with acetelene and oxygen in a paper bag. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Back on the subject of the boogie... A gas can and a cigarette. What a beautiful picture! What could go wrong? JC's gonna kill me for not telling the whole story here! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I'm 5'9" and 230...You fucker. Yeah, but you can still out drink me! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I still say you need a sidecar.... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Sounds like a'get out of jail free' card to me! J Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

"Girls, girls, girls" - Motley Crue "Seventeen" - Winger "Animals" - Nickelback Just hearing those songs makes my heart melt! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Hmmm. I see a number of problems. 1) it needs a big spoiler on the back. Even if it isn't fast, putting the spoiler on there will make it look really cool. 2) hydraulics would really get the chicks 3) wire a neon light on the underside of the frame. Again, this'll really get the chicks! 4) mount up a side car, so you can go cruising for hotties! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Dribble... hee hee, you said 'Dribble'. There's just something funny about using the word 'dribble' in a thread about blow jobs! Kinda like how it dribbles out of the corner of a girls mouth. Before or after the black eyes? Two black eyes?! Wow! Then again, I guess sometimes a woman does need to be told twice! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Dribble... hee hee, you said 'Dribble'. There's just something funny about using the word 'dribble' in a thread about blow jobs! Kinda like how it dribbles out of the corner of a girls mouth. Edit to add: Not swallowing on a guys birthday, is like a guy buying a leaf blower for her birthday. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I'd recommend getting out the video camera, so in 15 years, when he tries to blame you for his problems, you can just pull out the video and explain that he was screwed up from the very beginning. Seriously though, just be glad he's acting like a guy. If he starts asking for Barbie dolls and an Easy Bake Oven for Christmas... THEN you need to worry! Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Holy Shnikees! I'm 6'4" 240lbs.... does that qualify as big? If the Pitts is there, I'm doin' it. I'll just try not to squirm around too much.... Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Don't think that's what he meant, but funny nevertheless! edit to add - I can see the confusion now. Pitts, the plane? Pitts, the twins? I guess you have to know the Pitts brothers (no relationss to the plane). Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

I acknowledge that it's not an ideal loading, and an unconscious landing will likely leave me pretty banged up. Also, my VN150 analogy wasn't a good one, but I was just trying to point out that straying from published numbers shouldn't always be looked at as taboo, especially when you're only looking at a couple pounds (literally). I'm keeping my 176R instead of downsizing, so isn't that somewhat changing my mind? Yes, I've been putting a few jumps on a KA135 in my J4, but they have all been hop n pops. For a fulltime rig, used for freeflying, I'm just not comfortable with the combination as a long term solution. I do appreciate the comments! Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

A Wings container it is! They seem to be very reasonably priced, as well. Ok, now to start working on colors... [sigh] Jeff Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Yes, your facts are correct, but I think saying that anybody with an exit weight of over 254lbs is a 'structural test dummy' is a little dramatic. I'm currently exceeding the 'max weight' on my Vengeance 150 as well. Expert weight limit is 255, and Max is 270. Canopy flies fine, and never had any structural damage, even though I'm exceeding all PD's specs. I tried to use the word 'reasonable' and 'typical' as much as possible to avoid this response. My point is that I'm willing to accept a certain level of injury. For all the newbies who might be reading this, please don't read my post and think that this is always acceptable to do. It's not. I've talked to a manufacturer rep about my weight/loading prior to all my canopy purchases. Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!

Does the container look distorted or unbalanced with that big of a difference? Shhh... you hear that sound? That's the sound of nobody caring!