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  1. Gene03

    KY Warming

    PHHHHHFFFFTT. I'm reading this one in the morning when I can focuson one screen. looks like a good one. Night all. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  2. Gene03

    Judge Judy

    Personally; I find her an all knowing, grinning at the ignorant peasant audience, reading/manipulating, social engineering, trend following, trend setting, Constitutional bending, tight lipped, tight assed witch with a capital B. Any questions? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  3. No problem... just bring your checkbook and write a generous check to anybody and everybody that shows up. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  4. The most popular guy in prison. Very disturbing. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  5. "Dad lived a fruitful and prosperous life. In a way, because of what he taught 'us' about love and family....he had a good death." I can't think of a better tribute to a father from his son. Thank you for the excellent narrative. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  6. Phaq dem. We canceled our subscription after they changed the format and went to national listings as opposed to local listings which weren't that accurate anyway. You're local paper or classified rag usually has better listings anyway. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  7. Put a raw egg between 2 active cell phones for about 20 minutes and you have a cooked egg. If they can do that to a raw egg they can certainly cook your "eggs" also. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  8. 7129/6105195 “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  9. Mother Goose? Ya I fucked her. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  10. Gene03

    I've been bad

    Quite the moral/ethical dilema. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  11. Heh,heh, welcome to the countryside. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  12. I've never timed them, just use your nose. When it smells like sweet corn it's done. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  13. Had a GF in New Jersey that did the ice cream, whipped cream, toasted coconut, chopped walnuts and fudge thing with me. Worse night of my life... LOOKED SO DAMN GOOD I ATE IT MYSELF. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  14. So... what did you and the wife have for dinner? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  15. Corn on the cobb on the grill? Easier than pie. Don't husk it or try to remove the silk. Nothing . No soaking. It's sealed in it's own little perfect steamer. Just put it on the grill and turn until done. If you like it a little carmelized just cook a little longer. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  16. Gene03

    road rage

    An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof—and the horn--screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car." “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  17. Good story from the good old days, got a few myself. Must have whacked yourself pretty well if it took you this long to remember it. (just being a smart ass) “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  18. Hey Lenny. Only if it's for cheap booze and fast women? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  19. If I hated the USA as much as you obviously do, there's no way I'd continue to live here. How do you do it? Must be a miserable experience. I think you might be confusing love of country with mistrust of goverment. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  20. "i need to buy this nad" He could be a serious buyer????? NAAAAAAAA. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  21. Piolinda (sp?) is a nude beach north of the cape. Also, there is a clothing optional family resort north of Tampa in the Lutz area. If I remember right it's called Paradise Lakes. Right on Dale Mabry Lane. And it's one hell of a resort. I'm sure there's more in FL. These are the two that I've been to. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  22. Gene03

    help(songs?)

    Looks like you got a lot of good replies. I'll add (I hope) another. Suicide Is Painless" from the original MASH movie. Played by Louden Wainwright III, I think? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  23. Sunshine, how about Jello Shots in bubble wrap? Could satisfy many a perserve fantasy. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  24. You must have some Damn interesting trees down there. I've never seen "pine trees hiking through the woods." “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  25. Not exactly the performance I want to be remembered for. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)