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Mine rhymes, NA, na, nanana. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Mine rhymes, NA, na, nanana. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

It's just an imaginative variation on a Christmas poem with a little tongue in cheek political commentary thrown in. I knew I was right to put this in Speakers Corner. Merry Christmas, Jakee “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

How the "Left" Stole Christmas Twas the month before Christmas When all through our land, Not a Christian was praying Nor taking a stand. See the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a "Holiday". Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets were hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears. Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty Are words that were used to intimidate me. Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton! At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter. And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded The reason for the season, stopped before it started. So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree" Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me. Choose your words carefully, choose what you say Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday! “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Fandango, Fandango, Fandango, or just Proof. What is the name of the moldy oldy where Rachael Welch(?sp?) does a beach jump with a cheapo or a Para Commander? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

The AIDS question aside, there are tens of thousands of nerve endings in the male foreskin. Removng it causes a loss of sensation during intercourse and a fealing of tightness during erection. Neither of which I would find desirable. As far a smegma, do you have access to soap and water? Just google "circumcision" for your own answers. Ritualistic Sexual Mutilation, plain and simple. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Just don't forget to wash her down before you return her. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Okay, the pee-pee hole in your wee-wee is glued together. If rolling it around doesn't work, try slamming it in the bathroom door a few times or use some instrument like a large phillips head screwdriver to ream it open. Sheeesh. Turn in your man card because real men piss in the shower. Or come to Northen Illinois and Sunshine will be glad to help you out. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

That's a real old one but still funny. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

The dreaded two stream effect. Usually in the morning? Your uretha is stuck together a little. Just roll the head between your finger and thumb for a second or two before voiding. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Not a bad recoil. How much does a round cost though? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Maybe take a short sabbatical, say six months or so and then see how you feel. Stranger in a strange land feeling. I think we all have that happen at least once in our life. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

"1984". They were just a little slow in selling the idea to the sheeple. Bend over folks. MOOOOOOOO. Just think of the possibilities for organ harvesting/replacement. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Hey Beavis, Roether here, We did have some good times at that. How are things going with you these days? E mail me if you have the time or just want to chat. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

If you would care to do a little more research you may come to the conclusion that the man is right. Any soy products other than fermented condiments used sparingly is not the Health Food we have be lead to believe. Anyone else remember the USDA "Schmoo Plant" cartoon advertisements from the fifties? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

That is a damn shame. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Awesome last shot, Gary. Any chance you will be passing back through SDC on the way home? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Congrats, wishing you many more. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

There is a forum for that already. It's called rec skydiving dot com. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Because the music is real? Not a studio mix. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

You have been feeding them again I'm assuming? Parents just don't get it, you keep feeding them, they just get bigger and keeping asking for more. Glad you resolved the problem. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

She?????? Is there something else you forgot. OMG. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Jose' Quervosine? Shudder. Sounds like the opening scene from "Cool Hand Luke". Well done. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

I seen that. Damnest things happening these days. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Are you just saying simply believing or do you mean actually changing reality based on your perception of it? New Age beliefs, pardigm shifts, etc. Seems like a lot of people these days believe in the latter. Myself, I really don't know,but I really find the thought fasinating. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)