Gene03

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  1. Please be careful laddy. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  2. Damn woman. Where in the world do you come up with this stuff? Love the way your brain works. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  3. Okay, that makes sense then. Thanks. Guess it makes them difficult to miss? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  4. No offense taken Shell. I was just a little bewildered. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  5. Do you have a copy of the manual? Can you post it for us please? IMO all emergency canopies have a built in life expectancy. It's 120 days. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  6. Oh so do I..........Trust me.......I have been the victim of a Fed Law Enforcement Agent abusing her power and running amuck on a witch hunt. It cost me several years of my life and a WHOLE LOTTA money. Put some gray hairs on my head too. I don't think it's right.........I was just stating that it really didn't change much in the big picture. If a Federal Agent wants to open your mail, search you or your property.........they are going to and short of barracading yourself in the house and having a shoot out Waco/Ruby Ridge style there isn't shit you can do about it right there. You have to let attorneys handle it from there and sort it out in court. Which against the govt.........you will never really win. A draw is about as close as you'll come. In the mean time the rest of your life has been effected and you have lost a BUNCH of money. You're a loser either way. That's funny, you don't look French. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  7. Really luv the paint job, GGGAAAAAAAAAAG. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  8. Not at all Shell, how did you read that into my post? All I meant was it must have made a loud noise like a large ballon deflating. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  9. Patience grasshopper, patience. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  10. Patience grasshopper, patience. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  11. Contest infers a prize. What do I win? Assuming I won. Okay I can let it go. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  12. Would've liked to hear the release of air presure from the dome. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  13. The health of the rig is always secondary to the health of the jumper. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  14. Fuck USPA, what do you think you the jumper, the DZO, the ST and A should and can do? Think grassroots. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  15. danka. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  16. And I thought I was strange. (okay, I am.) “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  17. How about; "FUCK THE BOOGIE, LET'S SPOT." “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  18. Gene03

    Weird Al

    Ya the music in this song is tight, sorta slow rap, dreg type, gotta be a name for the style? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  19. Sawzall. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  20. If you're curious as to the ordeal, try shittin' a watermelon some time. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  21. No comprenda? Ya, I'm a yank. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  22. My service is as follows; I/R 55.00 USD Repairs 60.00/hr Repack and inspection includes; ripcord pull test on expired repack, replace Cypres and main closing loops, remove and inspect Cypres and replace properly, full reserve canopy inspection, line trim check the first time I see the reserve or after use, inspect harness and container, ripcord pull test on repacked reserve and noted on card along with number of tools checked in and out for the job. A quote and approval on repairs before proceeding. Any refusals get their unpacked rig back in a plastic bag. I don't do "rush jobs" my customers lives and my reputation deserve my full attention and are worth more than money to me. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  23. Gene03

    Weird Al

    Gotta love his imagination. As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at a discount price Living in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies agree I really look good in black... fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Caruso It's as primitive as can be We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish Paradise We're just plain and simple guys Living in an Amish Paradise There's no time for sin and vice Living in an Amish Paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Living in an Amish Paradise Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million time as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish Paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish Paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Living in an Amish Paradise But you'd probably think it bites Living in an Amish Paradise Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch! “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  24. Gene03

    women

    Still single? Funny as hell. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  25. Yup, like that. I think it is called a strike through? You going to tease me some more or just tell me? Abandoned the underground baggage system? Probably to make more room for the underground alien base there. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)