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I'm guessing the co-pilot will be losing his FAA medical after this Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

This dude is snorting bath salts. His conclusions are forced, and contrary to conclusions hundreds of other anthropologists' work. Mike Judge, on the other hand, is a bona fide genius. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Screw video games. Who's gonna be getting high? Everyone in Colorado and Washington state, that's who! Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Don't worry, the government's got your back. You are legally allowed to have all the sex with prostitutes you want, but they are not allowed to charge you for it. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

One does not play six degrees of separation with Remi. One plays 50 shades of Grey with him Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

I personally know four current or former moderators on dizzy.com, which makes me two degrees to everyone in the sport Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Personally, this makes me respect him even more. Because I agree with him. I used to work in Astronautics, but I think our money is better spent on environmental measures. He just demonstrated to me that his intelligence supersedes his vanity (and all human vanity). Kudos to Baumgartner. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Both monumental tributes to two monumental egos. For the cost of both boats, we probably could have eliminated Polio from the world. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Assholes are never anonymous. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

I'll get this started

I plan to have mine shooting .22 by the time they are double-digits in years old. I also plan to teach them to shoot below center of mass Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Applies to whatever definition local ordinances declare. For instance, in the city of Denver, any shotgun with a folding stock is considered an assault weapon. Also, semi-automatic shotguns are permitted, as long as the magazine is five rounds or less. Any more, it's an assault weapon. I'm not saying any of this makes sense, but that's how it's defined. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Kitty Corliss is the first to make the jump without deploying a parachute. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

If Yeager flew an AN-2 into the party, I would regain a lot of respect for him

I don't want to defend Yeager's comments at all, but I'm willing to give the guy a break, based solely on his age. When I watched my grandfather age, he went from being a stubborn old man to a righteous, indignant, cantankerous demented jerk. OTOH, I wouldn't like the idea of someone like that piloting an F-15, either Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

unborn? Let's see: Speaker's Corner? Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

I would still find a way to get it torn off and lose it in the desert on a long spot. If anyone finds my Sony Action Cam Wifi somewhere southwest of Moab, kindly ship it back to me Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Bacon shortage coming. Soon there will be hoards of bacon-loving zombies, starved for alternative fried-meat, and it may be people. Keep your doors locked and your powder dry! Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

I voted Yes, because I want as many people as possible to forego education in the future. My hope is that my own children will be educated, and since everyone else is not, they will live like kings and queens. So please, don't get an education. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

I've found that it's best to already be on the toilet before opening some of ryoder's posts. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

I've been asking for one of those for like 10 years on here. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

If she went in an AN-2, they could definitely roll the window down. And a fire on board is par for the course. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-romney-beverly-hills-fundraiser-20120922,0,2317962.story That sounds like he is admitting he is unqualified to be President to me. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Then your friend has a bad jump, the canopy is inspected and determined that it was tampered with. Next question the police have is "who packed this here 'chute?" Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

Did anyone else get to the end of the article and think "Wait, where are Stubborn Scientific Fact Numbers 2, 3, et al?" Someday, right-wingers will learn proper spelling and grammar. When that day comes, others might just listen to them. I feel as if I'm reading something written by a kindergartner. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD