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That's it.......I'm done with this site. Y'all take care, and be careful up there. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

The good news is.......they'll raise the GPA in the SEC. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

This reminds me.......someone told me once that he had read that Collins and Armstrong were discussing what Armstrong's first words should be, and that Collins said something like "If you had any balls, you'd scream something like 'Oh My God, WHAT IS THAT THING ??!!??!' then cut your microphone off for about 5 minutes." Don't know if that's true, but can you imagine the world-wide panic and horror that would have caused ?

We watched it at our neighbor's house. It didn't seem fake OR time-delayed.

And then SOME of us have entire DVDs of that entertaining and surprisingly revealing weekend.

Please. That date's been circled since 2010.

Yeah, I heard that was the only way they could get rid of those things.

Congratulations, and good luck with your progression through the ranks. I don't see any AGMs on that Hawkeye, so I guess a run on Columbus is out of the question, huh ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

'Hi......my name's Don, and I'm extremely wealthy." My best friend back-in-the-day had a line that I swear worked 40-50% of the time......"I'd eat your shit for a mile, just to see where it came from." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

You know that eventually they'll have to.......the good news is that meat haulers such as yourself will have to evolve into bigger creatures as well. The bad news is that soon an Otter will only hold 6 tandems.....without video. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

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Nicely done. I'd get a friend with some excess loose flesh to ride it a while, to make sure you don't have any pinch-points. And go ahead and start developing a barriatric version.

Here's another.......I missed them all. I tested 7 co-workers, and only one of them had 1 correct answer. Scroll down slowly. >.Giraffe Test >>>There are 4 questions. Don't miss one. >>>1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? >>> >>>Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? >>> >>>Wrong Answer. >>> >>>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals >>>attend .... except one. Which animal does not attend? >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>Correct Answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.�Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by alligators, and >>>you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>>Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the alligators are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. >>> >>>According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the >>>professionalsthey tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old. >>> >>> Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

No, it just means you have your priorities straight. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Well, there's the link. Everyone in the world's been boobied. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Agreed, agreed, agreed. With that said, I'd have to submit Allen Collins' work in the final rip-up on Free Bird, or Carlos Santana's licks throughout Soul Sacrifice. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

She would have been helpful when I was learning the nuances of a legal throw-in. 1) Both hands on the ball. 2) Ball must be propelled with equal impetus by each hand 3) Both feet must remain in contact with the ground On second thought......probably wouldn't have gotten past #1. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Saturday Night with Ackroyd, Belushi, Chase and Murray, and Land of Gorch. We would end dates early just to get over to my bud's house and watch that show. Sneak outside at every commercial and light 'em up, then come back in and laugh our asses off. My favorite SNL moment.....John Belushi singing 'I'm a King Bee' with 'Howard Shore and his All - Bee Band.' Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Statistically, my pants are no smarter than your pants. They are both inanimate objects, and therefore have no cognitive or teaching talents. Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

"Sorry if our trance music kept you up all night before your 6:00 a.m. balloon jump." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

Well, that WAS my original thought........but I only watch sports and The Simpsons. 1. What is your favorite word? Faster 2. What is your least favorite word? No 3. What turns you on? sexual aggressiveness 4. What turns you off? drama queens 5. What sound or noise do you love? when someone sighs in delight (can't improve on that) 6. What sound or noise do you hate? the sanitation truck that empties the dumpster at the neighboring medical center AT 3:30 AM EVERY FUCKING MONDAY MORNING !!!! 7. What is your favorite curse word? Bloody Hell - but only in a British accent! 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? helicopter pilot 9. What profession would you not like to do? pig farmer 10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Friends and family to the left, bars and hookers to the right. CASAs are wheels-up every 15 minutes, and you won't need a rig." Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

How did you manage 11895 posts in one day ? Did you start at midnight ? Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

At first I leaned towards Andrea's argument.......but I'm sure your shame is much more crippling. (...had you not been such a Canopy Nazi.....)

I always meant to ask twardo what the pack volume was on that elliptical pyramidical. Famous signature ? I've got one from Willem Grobler. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."

+ 1000. Just the Shelby Mustangs would have been achievement enough for most men. Truly an icon. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."