DontfallOff 0 #1 January 15, 2013 She isn't a jumper. But if I can get her to pack, maybe I have a reason to bring her down... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #2 January 15, 2013 This is a joke post, right? If I was her, and I saw this post, it would bring me down. Show it to her, it's bound to bring her down. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #3 January 15, 2013 Just withhold the magnificence of your cock from her until she starts packing for you. That should work like a charm.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #4 January 15, 2013 QuoteShe isn't a jumper. But if I can get her to pack, maybe I have a reason to bring her down... Pay her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #5 January 15, 2013 Have you lost your freakin mind just thing of such a thing?I was married for close to 10 years and I couldn't even get her to come to the DZ!!!!!!! Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #6 January 15, 2013 Quote She isn't a jumper. But if I can get her to pack, maybe I have a reason to bring her down... Bring her....ya won't lose your fiancee, just your turn! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,122 #7 January 15, 2013 I think you'll get much better suggestions posting this in the Bonfire, or even the Women's forum (sorry Andrea ) Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #8 January 15, 2013 Whatya trying to say there Wendy? That we don't take things seriously here in this threadBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DEG 0 #9 January 15, 2013 Stop paying your life insurance premiums? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #10 January 15, 2013 I dunno. Where are you going? Tell her not to forget clean underwear.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 January 15, 2013 Did she tell YOU to pack up because SHE won he lottery?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RiggerLee 61 #12 January 15, 2013 It's not beyond hope or reason. I have seen this. The woman I'm thinking of was a skydiver. She packed for him. She caried his bags for him. And I'm not talking a gear bag. They lived out of state and would come down to the DZ for long weekends. It was like they moved each week and she would cary these bags to and from the car setting up their house hold. I think some of the bags out wieghed her. And she did it with a broken foot, hobbleing along in a cast when she couldn't even jump. And... get this, SHE LIKED PORN. Easily the finest woman I have ever seen in my life. I have no clue how he won her affections. I don't recall if they ever maried but she was way above him. I guess it all comes back to that old axiom. In every mans life he will be aloted one good woman and one good dog. That's all you get, so apreceate them while the time you have with them last. LeeLee [email protected] www.velocitysportswear.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fearjoburg 0 #13 January 15, 2013 Tell her that its like going to a big mall, she can do shopping (beers) and packing will help her lose those extra pounds to help her fit into her wedding dress.She can even get some beauty therapy by packing in the sun and getting a nice tan. And the therapists (male jumpers) will look after her with premium beauty products and insuring she is well lubricated, I mean uhm covered. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #14 January 15, 2013 Tell her that most of the skydivers are male jumpers and that most of them are really cute, friendly and flirty. Then remind her that you won't be around for 30 minutes at a time while you're jumping, so she'll have plenty of people to keep her busy while she's not occupied with packing for you. Sounds like it is win-win to me! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #15 January 15, 2013 Not if he gets a 2ed rig Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiverMike 5 #16 January 15, 2013 She still has approximately half an hour to be hit on. Do you think people won't hit on her while she is packing his second rig? For the same reason I jump off a perfectly good diving board. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #17 January 15, 2013 Quote Tell her that most of the skydivers are male jumpers and that most of them are really cute, friendly and flirty. Then remind her that you won't be around for 30 minutes at a time while you're jumping, so she'll have plenty of people to keep her busy while she's not occupied with packing for you. Sounds like it is win-win to me! *golfclap* "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #18 January 15, 2013 Quote She still has approximately half an hour to be hit on. Do you think people won't hit on her while she is packing his second rig? They'll be hitting on her while she's packing the FIRST rig. The race goes to the swiftest. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #19 January 15, 2013 Quote Quote She still has approximately half an hour to be hit on. Do you think people won't hit on her while she is packing his second rig? They'll be hitting on her while she's packing the FIRST rig. The race goes to the swiftest. How well it 'opens' is a sure indicator as to how distracted she is... The 'distraction quotient' will be directly related to the tightness of her tee-shirt. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #20 January 15, 2013 TTIWWP"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #21 January 15, 2013 Quote Tell her that most of the skydivers are male jumpers and that most of them are really cute, friendly and flirty. Then remind her that you won't be around for 30 minutes at a time while you're jumping, so she'll have plenty of people to keep her busy while she's not occupied with packing for you. Sounds like it is win-win to me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuckakers 370 #22 January 16, 2013 Quote She isn't a jumper. But if I can get her to pack, maybe I have a reason to bring her down... Don't get her to pack. Allow her to pack. Chuck Akers D-10855 Houston, TX Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
potatoman 0 #23 January 16, 2013 Tell her you got massive life insurance, and the odds are that every 1/1000 packjobs causes death.....her being the beneficiary. (Why did you not just get engaged with a packer?)You have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to tell you how Fu***** stupid it is. Davelepka - "This isn't an x-box, or a Chevy truck forum" Whatever you do, don't listen to ChrisD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #24 January 16, 2013 Dump her now!!! Stay single and pay a packer. You'll save thounsands. Seriously... Don't do it, it's a trick!!! Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #25 January 16, 2013 Quote Dump her now!!! Stay single and pay a packer. You'll save thounsands. Seriously... Don't do it, it's a trick!!! Just give her 1/2 your stuff & dump her...cut out the lawyers! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
